YamiCardMaker Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Post links to any sites containing Good and funny christmas joke websites! Im ready to fall over laughing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God GAK Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Um... i will search for some Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamiCardMaker Posted December 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Thanks im a bit upset at the moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldman88 Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 heres a joke where do missletoe go to become famous hollywood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamiCardMaker Posted December 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Thats rather good Well it made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris78909 Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 What never eats at Christmas time?-The Turkey, its usually stuffed ! What is the best xmas present in the world?-A broken drum, you cant beat it ! Why is it so cold at Christmas ?-Because it is in Decemberrrrr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 What do elves learn in school? the elf-abetWhat is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?teh christmas alphabet has no L in (noel)What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?Silent nightWhy does Santa have 3 gardens?so he can hoe hoe hoeWhat do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?FrostbiteWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?Frosted FlakesWhat kind of bird can write?a pen-quinHow do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?a Fleece NavidaWhat kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?neither, candels always burn shorter!!Why was Santa's little helper depressed?he had low self-esteemWhat do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?Cluastrophobic :lol::lol: =) 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamiCardMaker Posted December 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Cool jokes blood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nukyasu Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 whats the only key you can eat: a turkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YamiCardMaker Posted December 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 whats the only key you can eat: a turkey Ha! Thats a funny one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Cool jokes blood! lol thanx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bimbpo Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 A Parents Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house I searched for the tools to hand to my spouse. Instructions were studied and we were inspired, In hopes we could manage "Some Assembly Required." The children were quiet (not asleep) in their beds, While Dad and I faced the evening with dread: A kitchen, two bikes, Barbie's town house to boot! And, thanks to Grandpa, a train with a toot! We opened the boxes, my heart skipped a beat.... Let no parts be missing or parts incomplete! Too late for last-minute returns or replacement; If we can't get it right, it goes in the basement! When what to my worrying eyes should appear, But 50 sheets of directions, concise, but not clear, With each part numbered and every slot named, So if we failed, only we could be blamed. More rapid than eagles the parts then fell out, All over the carpet they were scattered about. "Now bolt it! Now twist it! Attach it right there! Slide on the seats, and staple the stair! Hammer the shelves, and nail to the stand." "Honey," said hubby, "you just glued my hand." And then in a twinkling, I knew for a fact That all the toy dealers had indeed made a pact To keep parents busy all Christmas Eve night With "assembly required" till morning's first light. We spoke not a word, but kept bent at our work, Till our eyes, they went bleary; our fingers all hurt. The coffee went cold and the night, it wore thin Before we attached the last rod and last pin. Then laying the tools away in the chest, We fell into bed for a well-deserved rest. But I said to my husband just before I passed out, "This will be the best Christmas, without any doubt. Tomorrow we'll cheer, let the holiday ring, And not have to run to the store for a thing! We did it! We did it! The toys are all set For the perfect, most perfect, Christmas, I bet!" Then off to dreamland and sweet repose I gratefully went, Though I suppose there's something to say for those self-deluded... I'd forgotten that BATTERIES are never included! Its a bit long but its rather good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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