Dream Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Um...Bob was enjoying a walk beside a cliff and someone came and pushed him off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 I put a trampoline below him. I lock Bob in my high-security freezer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//Zeromaru// Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 The freezer was broken. It didn't freeze him. The problem is it was working backwards. The freezer started to heat up instead of cooling down. Burning him. Or whatever it is that confined heat does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 He melted down to an imortal fluid and escaped. I make bob allergic to eggs and throw him into a chicken farm and he stops breathing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dream Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 They turn out to be rubber chickens. The russian mafia shoot him in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 The italian maffia had killed the russian maffia before they killed bob I find a lamp and inside it is a spirit and i get 3 wishes. i wished bob was dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted January 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 The genie did not know English. I inject cyanide (200 mL) in Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 I turn the cyanide into blood (same bloodtype as he has) I run over him with a Volvo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Bob ducks and avoids getting hit by the Volvo, since the Volvo was big and had a huge space between the wheels. I cut Bob's neck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Riku~ Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 The knife (or whatever) was too blunt to pierce Bob's skin. I shoot him point-blank in the heart with an arrowgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted January 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 His heart was in the right side of the chest. I shoot him there...with a Hellfire 700 kg missile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial tech Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 BOB dodges the missile and it blows up somewhere in Britain. I Stab Bob in the Crotch and and hire a Bear to finish him off!He! He! Heeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted January 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 BOB dodges the missile and it blows up somewhere in Britain. I Stab Bob in the Crotch and and hire a Bear to finish him off!He! He! Heeee! You can't dodge a Hellfire with your bare legs while an arrow is penetrating your chest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Riku~ Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 BOB dodges the missile and it blows up somewhere in Britain. I Stab Bob in the Crotch and and hire a Bear to finish him off!He! He! Heeee! You can't dodge a Hellfire with your bare legs while an arrow is penetrating your chest! It's true. And arrowguns ARE pretty awesome, aren't they? Anyway, I maul the bear and tie Bob up in an unescapable knot under a falling mallet 40 m in circumference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted January 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 He cannot escape the knot, but he can use the arrow in his chest to cut the knot in half. But then, the mallet still completely ripped off Bob's left arm. Bob bleeds to death. There is NO ONE near him to give him first aid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Riku~ Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 A leaf pile falls on Bob's arm, mostly stopping the bleeding. But then a swarm of dogs in fighter jets (Up reference) shoot him down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted January 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Dogs can't fly (lolsimple) I remove the pile of leaves. He still bleeds to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Riku~ Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 They can if they're in fighter jets. Lolsimple yourself. I use Curaga on Bob to fully heal his arm, then use Firaga to burn him to a crisp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larkin Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 I throw a bucket of water on him before he is too burned He starts melting(yes he's a WITCH) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Riku~ Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 He's not a witch, that's only in your I shoop da whoop Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lover Bat Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 well, it didn't work. I kill bob with a balloon sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Riku~ Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 It's impossible, you arrogant ! You can't kill someone with a balloon! I throw Bob into an active volcano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lover Bat Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 it was just hungry i gave it a menu and it chose the bob and it ate bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Riku~ Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 [bobyjoe's user title] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lover Bat Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 what does that mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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