XP_Lulz Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 The sharks are vegetarian. How about throwing him in a pit full of starving, carnivorous, lions while he's tide up in metal chains? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted January 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 The lions died of starvation before Bob reached the pit. But there was an antipersonnel mine in the pit. Got the idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XP_Lulz Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 The metal chains deflect most of the damage, and break. I drop a giant rock into the pit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 The rock was to big to fit in the pit He can't get out and dies of aging to fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Mimi:. Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 He re-grows another head. I locked him in a Safe that cannot break' date=' has no oxygen in it, and he is alone. Also, no one was in the room, and the lock on the safe is jammed.[/quote'] Impossible. He can't grow a new head. It should have ended here. @ Above: The floor starts to crumble, and he falls down onto safe floor. I cut off bob's head. No, I didn't miss, he didn't dodge me and he didn't block it. I hit his neck straight on and his head fell off. He cannot get surgery on it, because he was already dead. He cannot grow a new head, because it is not physically possibly. HE IS DEAD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 He used Copycat to copy him so he lives. haha I beat it. I call chuck norris and chuck round house kicks Bob into oblivion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 There was a wall behind Bob. I lock Bob in a small room surrounded with security guards for several years until he becomes a skeleton. The room's walls are made of steel, and surrounding the room are not only security guards, but electric booby traps. I also stripped Bob of all clothing, and left nothing in the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 I call superman to help and use his powers to save Bob. I have Superman drop Bob off at my place and I kill him by making him watch Al Gore speech on global Warming once and his brain overloads from the lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 I cut your TV cable before he dies. I also destroy your computer(s). I drop Bob on a flat, lava-covered island while he's attached to a lead weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XP_Lulz Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 He re-grows another head. I locked him in a Safe that cannot break' date=' has no oxygen in it, and he is alone. Also, no one was in the room, and the lock on the safe is jammed.[/quote'] Impossible. He can't grow a new head. It should have ended here. ITT: Reality matters. Srsly. Some guy wanted to THROW bob into a Black Hole. Some are using Super Man. On Topic He lands on top of the weight. The weight doesn't melt I cut Bob's chest open, causing him to die slowly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 I sew it up before he dies. I inject poison into Bob's bloodstream, then lock him in a dark room where he is unable to call for help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 I was in the dark room so i suck the blood out of bob before it poisoned him to death. I dressed out bob to a moose and a hunter shoot him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted January 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 He re-grows another head. I locked him in a Safe that cannot break' date=' has no oxygen in it, and he is alone. Also, no one was in the room, and the lock on the safe is jammed.[/quote'] Impossible. He can't grow a new head. It should have ended here. ITT: Reality matters. Srsly. Some guy wanted to THROW bob into a Black Hole. Some are using Super Man. On Topic He lands on top of the weight. The weight doesn't melt I cut Bob's chest open, causing him to die slowly. Stop that! I made this topic and I decide who's right and who's wrong!!!!!! And...you are right. So RESET. Bob is a businessman. Bob lives in a dangerous town. Bob just fell from the top of a 150 meter skyscraper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 He landed on a mattress. I destroyed the universe and no one was able to stop me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 No.You have it all wrong. Bob's real name is Tim.This thread failed to know that. Re-edit all your posts or gtfo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted January 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 He landed on a mattress. I destroyed the universe and no one was able to stop me.FailNo.You have it all wrong. Bob's real name is Tim.This thread failed to know that. Re-edit all your posts or gtfoFail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 It's was a 149m tall mattress. =O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 No.You have it all wrong. Bob's real name is Tim.This thread failed to know that. Re-edit all your posts or gtfo he changed his name to bob because it's much cooler than tim he fell into a pit of shadow and he's brain melted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Nobody can die falling in a pit of shadow. It doesn't even exist. I used a sniper rifle and shot bob in the head 5 times. The bullet crossed all his brain and went through the other side. I'm sorry, but instead of fantasizing, use your logic and admit that nobody can survive that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted January 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 The bullet went straight in between the two halves of the brain, only mildly damaging them. After 5 years of intensive care, Bob was ok. I run over him with a tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 bob managed to escape by digging a hole in the ground Bob flew a plane and the plain chrashed and bob jump out of the window and fall into the jet motors and squesed into dust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Impossible, if the plane crashed it would have exploded. Your logic is flawed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Who cares Bob jump from a plane 10000 meters above the ground and the parasiute was broken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted January 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Who cares Bob jump from a plane 10000 meters above the ground and the parasiute was broken. He bleeded to death due to the pressure. Fix'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 lol parasiute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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