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Internet Intellect

On the internet, intelligence is determined drastically differently than it is in reality. This test is designed to determine your internet intelligence.

There are 5 categories used to determine this:

 

“People just assume that if you use good grammar, are masterful at sarcasm, know your memes, think everyone is idiotic, and dive into deep, inapplicable philosophical BS nobody gives a sheet about, you're a funking genius.”

 

Please answer honestly if you want "Accurate" results ;D

 

 

[spoiler=The Test]

Section 1: Grammar

 

Question 1: What goes at the end of every sentence?

 

Question 2: How do you begin sentences?

 

Question 3: Do Good, or Do Well?

 

Question 4: What made the last question somewhat confusing from a grammatical stand point?

 

Question 5: If I say “plz” because it’s shorter than “Please”, what would you say and why?

 

Question 6: Do you correct other’s grammar constantly?

 

Question 7: Is Nexev correct here: “Hi Amythest!”

 

Question 8: Is one, both, or neither of these list formats correct – “One, both, or neither” ; “One, both or neither” ?

 

Question 9: “Sneaked” or “Snuck”?

 

Question 10: Spot- the instance of err.

 

 

 

 

Section 2: Memes

 

Question 1: _______________ Punch!

 

Question 2: What is good too?

 

Question 3: Who said “It’s only a flesh wound!”?

 

Question 4: What or who is not a meme?

 

Question 5: LEEEEEEEEEEEEROY!!

 

Question 6: They set us up the _____________

 

Question 7: What is a lie?

 

Question 8: Why can’t I stop you?

 

Question 9: Click this link -

 

Response here:

 

Question 10: Who is the IPU’s nemesis?

 

 

 

Section 3: Disdain

 

Tell whether or not the following is stupid and/or beneath you. If it’s a phrase, answer yes or no as to whether or not you use it with any regularity.

 

Question 1: “Lol”

 

Question 2: Sarcasm on the internet.

 

Question 3: People that haven’t logged as much time on a website as you have.

 

Question 4: Arguing politics.

 

Question 5: Arguing religion.

 

Question 6: “lolno”

 

Question 7: “gtfo my interwebz”

 

Question 8: “TL;DR”

 

Question 9: Anime and/or Video Games outside the genre you prefer, or are in the genre of your favorite game and enjoyed more than said game by others.

 

Question 10: People that are fans of music yet got into it via guitar hero.

 

 

 

 

Section 4: “Deep” Stuff

 

Question 1: Do you think arguing religion is pointless?

 

Question 2: Do you argue that morality is pointless due to different definitions of right and wrong?

 

Question 3: Do you use the terms “Categorical Imperative”, “Moral Relativism”, “Invisible Hand”, or “Laissez-Faire” with any regularity?

 

Question 4: Do you have a ridiculously detailed explanation for why Communism or Capitalism is better?

 

Question 5: Do you frequently “win” arguments by bringing up such trivial and complex abstract ideas that your opponent dies of a migraine?

 

Question 6: Have you ever asked someone “Can you prove this whole reality isn’t an illusion?”

 

Question 7: Do you use the possibility of everything being an illusion as the basis of your arguments, default to the illusion scenario for most examples or counters, and/or “Win” arguments via these?

 

Question 8: Have you ever insinuated that animals, inanimate objects, etc might have emotions or think on a human level?

 

Question 9: Do you claim to have “Empath Abilities”?

 

Question 10: Do you frequently Mindfuck people by overanalyzing everything they say?

 

 

Section 5: Sarcasm

 

Question 1: Have you ever needed to attach Sarc tags to your posts?

 

Question 2: Do your sarcastic remarks frequently induce lulz?

 

Question 3: Do you settle all intellectual discussions via witty remarks?

 

Question 4: Do you ever type in a dry tone?

 

Question 5: Do you ever Start talkin liek dis?

 

Question 6: Do you frequently shift to a “higher” vocabulary when making sarcastic replies?

 

Question 7: Have you given a snarky/deadpan answer to ANY of the

questions on this test?

 

Question 8: Is your reply to this thread going to be something along the lines of “This is so valid and enlightening. Really.”?

 

Question 9: Have you ever done a “Weather Report” Style review/edit of someone’s story/fanfic/poetry?

 

Question 10: Do you scoff often?

 

 

 

 

 

Please post your answers in spoilers, and await grading. Afterwards, there will be cake.

 

 

 

[spoiler=Results]

 

ֆפṬ. Ṫᴚᴧᵥᴣᴉᴲᴙ - 26.5%

 

Yu-Gi-Oh 5D`S - 20.5%

 

Skuldur - 55.25%

 

Larxene - 70.5%

 

Mindscatter - 20%

 

Awesome66 - 53%

 

Captain Lawless - 32%

 

Crab Helmet - 62.5%

 

Rinne - 84%

 

Davok - Huckleberry%

 

FM6 - 36%

 

 

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Okay, I'll try.

[spoiler=ANSWERS]

Section 1:

 

1. Full stop.

2. Capital letters.

3. Do well

4. Good and Well are both started with capitals

5. no. Because it's better than NO

6. Sometimes.

7. Wut?!

8. - "One, both, or neither"

9. Snuck.

10. Errr...

 

Section 2

1. Falcon Punch!

2. I don't know

3. I don't know

4. Billy Mays

5. What?!

6. What?!

7. The cake is a lie.

8. I don't know.

9. ZOMGIT'SRICKROLLIMMALOVEIT =D

10. I don't know.

 

Section 3

1. no

2. yes

3. no

4. no

5. no

6. no

7. no

8. yes

9. yes

10. sort of.

 

Section 4

1. Nope. Not really.

2. Yep.

3. No. I don't even know those.

4. Nope.

5. lolnowai.

6. No. Once an illusion always an illusion/

7. Sometimes.

8. No.

9. No.

10. Nada.

 

Section 5

1. Nope

2. Nope.

3. Nope.

4. Like what?

5. Nope, and never.

6. Nah.

7. I don't think so. :\

8. I don't know, I never think of it.

9. No.

10. What's scoff?

 

 

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[spoiler=Grammer]Question 1: What goes at the end of every sentence?

A full stop

 

Question 2: How do you begin sentences?

Capital eltters

 

Question 3: Do Good, or Do Well?

Do well

 

Question 4: What made the last question somewhat confusing from a grammatical stand point?

You said do good and do well i didnt know which one to pick

 

Question 5: If I say “plz” because it’s shorter than “Please”, what would you say and why?

Depends what they want if they say plz i want a rep i might give them one

 

Question 6: Do you correct other’s grammar constantly?

no

 

Question 7: Is Nexev correct here: “Hi Amythest!”

Yes

 

Question 8: Is one, both, or neither of these list formats correct – “One, both, or neither” ; “One, both or neither” ?

One both

 

Question 9: “Sneaked” or “Snuck”?

Snuck

 

Question 10: Spot- the instance of err.

?

 

 

[spoiler=meme's]Question 1: _Do you want a Punch!

 

Question 2: What is good too?

Too good

 

Question 3: Who said “It’s only a flesh wound!”?

Yugi

 

Question 4: What or who is not a meme?

I dont know what meme's are

 

Question 5: LEEEEEEEEEEEEROY!!

Yeah ?

 

Question 6: They set us up the wall

 

Question 7: What is a lie?

Something that is not true

 

Question 8: Why can’t I stop you?

You just cant

 

Question 9: Click this link -

 

Response here:WTF

 

Question 10: Who is the IPU’s nemesis?

I dont know

 

 

 

[spoiler=Disdain]Question 1: “Lol”

Never use it

 

Question 2: Sarcasm on the internet.

Never

 

Question 3: People that haven’t logged as much time on a website as you have.

?

 

Question 4: Arguing politics.

Never - stupid

 

Question 5: Arguing religion.

Never stupid

 

Question 6: “lolno”

No never used

 

Question 7: “gtfo my interwebz”

Never used it

 

Question 8: “TL;DR”

Never used it

 

Question 9: Anime and/or Video Games outside the genre you prefer, or are in the genre of your favorite game and enjoyed more than said game by others.

?

 

Question 10: People that are fans of music yet got into it via guitar hero.

?

 

 

 

[spoiler=Deep Stuff]Question 1: Do you think arguing religion is pointless?

Yes

 

Question 2: Do you argue that morality is pointless due to different definitions of right and wrong?

no

 

Question 3: Do you use the terms “Categorical Imperative”, “Moral Relativism”, “Invisible Hand”, or “Laissez-Faire” with any regularity?

no

 

Question 4: Do you have a ridiculously detailed explanation for why Communism or Capitalism is better?NO

 

Question 5: Do you frequently “win” arguments by bringing up such trivial and complex abstract ideas that your opponent dies of a migraine?

NO

 

Question 6: Have you ever asked someone “Can you prove this whole reality isn’t an illusion?”

NO

 

Question 7: Do you use the possibility of everything being an illusion as the basis of your arguments, default to the illusion scenario for most examples or counters, and/or “Win” arguments via these?

NO

 

Question 8: Have you ever insinuated that animals, inanimate objects, etc might have emotions or think on a human level?

NO

 

Question 9: Do you claim to have “Empath Abilities”?

NO

 

Question 10: Do you frequently Mindfuck people by overanalyzing everything they say?

NO

 

 

[spoiler=Sarcasm]Question 1: Have you ever needed to attach Sarc tags to your posts?

NO

 

Question 2: Do your sarcastic remarks frequently induce lulz?

YEAH

 

Question 3: Do you settle all intellectual discussions via witty remarks?

NO

 

Question 4: Do you ever type in a dry tone?

NO

 

Question 5: Do you ever Start talkin liek dis?

SOMETIMES

 

Question 6: Do you frequently shift to a “higher” vocabulary when making sarcastic replies?

NO

 

Question 7: Have you given a snarky/deadpan answer to ANY of the

questions on this test?

NO

 

Question 8: Is your reply to this thread going to be something along the lines of “This is so valid and enlightening. Really.”?

MAYBE

 

Question 9: Have you ever done a “Weather Report” Style review/edit of someone’s story/fanfic/poetry?

NO

 

Question 10: Do you scoff often?

?

 

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[spoiler=Answers]Section 1: Grammar

Question 1: What goes at the end of every sentence? Full stop.

Question 2: How do you begin sentences? With a capital letter.

Question 3: Do Good, or Do Well? Do well.

Question 4: What made the last question somewhat confusing from a grammatical stand point? You used capital letters in the middle of a sentence in a word that wasn't a name.

Question 5: If I say “plz” because it’s shorter than “Please”, what would you say and why? Please use better grammar. "Plz" is for lazy people.

Question 6: Do you correct other’s grammar constantly? No, but I do encourage others to use better grammar.

Question 7: Is Nexev correct here: “Hi Amythest!” xD, you're still angry. He spelled your name wrong if that's what you're saying. xD

Question 8: Is one, both, or neither of these list formats correct – “One, both, or neither” ; “One, both or neither” ? One, both or neither. That's what I was taught in school.

Question 9: “Sneaked” or “Snuck”? Snuck

Question 10: Spot- the instance of err. Sorry, don't know what this means.




Section 2: Memes

Question 1: Falcon Punch!

Question 2: What is good too? Mudkipz

Question 3: Who said “It’s only a flesh wound!”?

Question 4: What or who is not a meme? Milhouse

Question 5: LEEEEEEEEEEEEROY!!

Question 6: They set us up the _____________

Question 7: What is a lie? The Cake

Question 8: Why can’t I stop you?

Question 9: Click this link - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Response here: Good luck Rick Rolling some other guy. ;D

Question 10: Who is the IPU’s nemesis?



Section 3: Disdain

Tell whether or not the following is stupid and/or beneath you. If it’s a phrase, answer yes or no as to whether or not you use it with any regularity.

Question 1: “Lol” It's stupid, but I use it when I'm too lazy to form a comeback, which is seldom.

Question 2: Sarcasm on the internet. I use it, but it's kind of hard to see if the user is using sarcasm because it's just letters. You can't hear the tone of the voice.

Question 3: People that haven’t logged as much time on a website as you have. I don't know them so I don't have an opinion of them

Question 4: Arguing politics. Is fun. But it can lead to forum wars.

Question 5: Arguing religion. Fun, but stupid because both sides think they're right.

Question 6: “lolno” Something that trolls use. It's stupid

Question 7: “gtfo my interwebz” Can be funny.

Question 8: “TL;DR” Beneath me, if you don't read the topic then don't post in it!

Question 9: Anime and/or Video Games outside the genre you prefer, or are in the genre of your favorite game and enjoyed more than said game by others. If I like it, I like it. Doesn't matter what genre it is.

Question 10: People that are fans of music yet got into it via guitar hero. Why should it matter how they got into music. However, I find it silly that they didn't become fans of music just by hearing it.




Section 4: “Deep” Stuff

Question 1: Do you think arguing religion is pointless? Yes.

Question 2: Do you argue that morality is pointless due to different definitions of right and wrong? No. If we had no morals then we would act no better than beasts.

Question 3: Do you use the terms “Categorical Imperative”, “Moral Relativism”, “Invisible Hand”, or “Laissez-Faire” with any regularity? No, although I know what they are. At least the last 2, depends what the Icelandic words for the first 2 are. xD

Question 4: Do you have a ridiculously detailed explanation for why Communism or Capitalism is better? No.

Question 5: Do you frequently “win” arguments by bringing up such trivial and complex abstract ideas that your opponent dies of a migraine? I often win arguments, but it's simply a matter of logic. I don't bring up trivial nor complex abstract ideas.

Question 6: Have you ever asked someone “Can you prove this whole reality isn’t an illusion?” Yes. No one can prove it, since I only see the world from my point of view so all of you might as well be my illusions. However I might be your illusion. We would never know.

Question 7: Do you use the possibility of everything being an illusion as the basis of your arguments, default to the illusion scenario for most examples or counters, and/or “Win” arguments via these? No.

Question 8: Have you ever insinuated that animals, inanimate objects, etc might have emotions or think on a human level? No.

Question 9: Do you claim to have “Empath Abilities”? No.

Question 10: Do you frequently Mindfuck people by overanalyzing everything they say? No, I find it stupid to overanalyze someone's post just to mindfuck them.


Section 5: Sarcasm

Question 1: Have you ever needed to attach Sarc tags to your posts? No, but I've had to explain it a few times.

Question 2: Do your sarcastic remarks frequently induce lulz? Sometimes.

Question 3: Do you settle all intellectual discussions via witty remarks? No.

Question 4: Do you ever type in a dry tone? Probably not.

Question 5: Do you ever Start talkin liek dis? No.

Question 6: Do you frequently shift to a “higher” vocabulary when making sarcastic replies? Sometimes.

Question 7: Have you given a snarky/deadpan answer to ANY of the
questions on this test? Yes.

Question 8: Is your reply to this thread going to be something along the lines of “This is so valid and enlightening. Really.”? No. I find this quite interesting.

Question 9: Have you ever done a “Weather Report” Style review/edit of someone’s story/fanfic/poetry? No, but that's mostly because I don't review fanfics. I gave a kind of Weather Report review to FFX.

Question 10: Do you scoff often? Only sometimes. I try to avoid it.[/spoiler]

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Section 1: Grammar

 

Question 1: What goes at the end of every sentence? Depends on the type of sentence. Usually a period.

 

Question 2: How do you begin sentences? With the first letter of the first word capitalized.

 

Question 3: Do Good, or Do Well? Usually do well, but it depends on the context.

 

Question 4: What made the last question somewhat confusing from a grammatical stand point? Uhm...you didn't really ask which was correct? I dunno. :3

 

Question 5: If I say “plz” because it’s shorter than “Please”, what would you say and why? Go die in a hole. :3

 

Question 6: Do you correct other’s grammar constantly? Yes.

 

Question 7: Is Nexev correct here: “Hi Amythest!” He misspelled Amethyst.

 

Question 8: Is one, both, or neither of these list formats correct – “One, both, or neither” ; “One, both or neither” ? "One, both, or neither." Although from what I know, both are technically acceptable.

 

Question 9: “Sneaked” or “Snuck”? Snuck.

 

Question 10: Spot- the instance of err. Yeah, I don't get it either.

 

 

 

 

Section 2: Memes

 

Question 1: _______________ Punch! Falcon

 

Question 2: What is good too? My foot up your ass.

 

Question 3: Who said “It’s only a flesh wound!”? The black knight.

 

Question 4: What or who is not a meme? I don't care, 99% of memes are stupid.

 

Question 5: LEEEEEEEEEEEEROY!! JENKINS!

 

Question 6: They set us up the _____________ Canadian bacon.

 

Question 7: What is a lie? My precious cake. D:

 

Question 8: Why can’t I stop you? Because I'm a funking god.

 

Question 9: Click this link -

 

Response here: *Facepalm*

 

Question 10: Who is the IPU’s nemesis? Don't know, don't care.

 

 

 

Section 3: Disdain

 

Tell whether or not the following is stupid and/or beneath you. If it’s a phrase, answer yes or no as to whether or not you use it with any regularity.

 

Question 1: “Lol” Very rarely.

 

Question 2: Sarcasm on the internet. Sarcasm on the internet is only good if you aren't a complete idiot and know how to do it correctly.

 

Question 3: People that haven’t logged as much time on a website as you have. Meh, I have no life. I really don't care.

 

Question 4: Arguing politics. Acceptable I suppose. But I take no part in it.

 

Question 5: Arguing religion. Lolreligion.

 

Question 6: “lolno” Lolyes.

 

Question 7: “gtfo my interwebz” Ehh no.

 

Question 8: “TL;DR” Sure.

 

Question 9: Anime and/or Video Games outside the genre you prefer, or are in the genre of your favorite game and enjoyed more than said game by others. tl;dr

 

Question 10: People that are fans of music yet got into it via guitar hero. ...what, are these people funking retarded?

 

 

 

 

Section 4: “Deep” Stuff

 

Question 1: Do you think arguing religion is pointless? For the most part, yes. Let people believe what they want to believe and move on with your life.

 

Question 2: Do you argue that morality is pointless due to different definitions of right and wrong? No. While some things would be morally wrong for some people, but perfectly acceptable for others, there are certain things that aren't moral for any person, such as murder. I'm such a horrible person. :3

 

Question 3: Do you use the terms “Categorical Imperative”, “Moral Relativism”, “Invisible Hand”, or “Laissez-Faire” with any regularity? Nope.

 

Question 4: Do you have a ridiculously detailed explanation for why Communism or Capitalism is better? Nope.

 

Question 5: Do you frequently “win” arguments by bringing up such trivial and complex abstract ideas that your opponent dies of a migraine? No, I usually win because they're idiots. Or I just say something completely out of nowhere so that they can't even bother thinking of an even more idiotic response. =p

 

Question 6: Have you ever asked someone “Can you prove this whole reality isn’t an illusion?” Nope.

 

Question 7: Do you use the possibility of everything being an illusion as the basis of your arguments, default to the illusion scenario for most examples or counters, and/or “Win” arguments via these? Nope.

 

Question 8: Have you ever insinuated that animals, inanimate objects, etc might have emotions or think on a human level? Nope. Loldark.

 

Question 9: Do you claim to have “Empath Abilities”? Nope.

 

Question 10: Do you frequently Mindfuck people by overanalyzing everything they say? Sometimes. When I'm not lazy.

 

 

Section 5: Sarcasm

 

Question 1: Have you ever needed to attach Sarc tags to your posts? Yeah, because people can never tell when I'm being sarcastic.

 

Question 2: Do your sarcastic remarks frequently induce lulz? Of course.

 

Question 3: Do you settle all intellectual discussions via witty remarks? Read the above response.

 

Question 4: Do you ever type in a dry tone? I dunno, maybe.

 

Question 5: Do you ever Start talkin liek dis? Rarely if ever. It's incredibly annoying.

 

Question 6: Do you frequently shift to a “higher” vocabulary when making sarcastic replies? Only when it's funny.

 

Question 7: Have you given a snarky/deadpan answer to ANY of the

questions on this test? What do you think?

 

Question 8: Is your reply to this thread going to be something along the lines of “This is so valid and enlightening. Really.”? No, but it's not a bad idea.

 

Question 9: Have you ever done a “Weather Report” Style review/edit of someone’s story/fanfic/poetry? Yes, it looks like there's a storm system blowing in above the main character's home town, and there could be some really strong winds tonight. It would be best to stay inside, unless you want the man eating wind corn monster to castrate your children.

 

Question 10: Do you scoff often? Of course.

 

 

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[spoiler=ANSWERS.]Section 1: Grammar

Question 1: What goes at the end of every sentence?
[b]A period, exclamation point, or question mark, depending on the sentence.[/b]
Question 2: How do you begin sentences?
[b]With a capital letter at the beginning of the first word.[/b]
Question 3: Do Good, or Do Well?
[b]Do well.[/b]
Question 4: What made the last question somewhat confusing from a grammatical stand point?
[b]Because Do Good is done so often, and it sort of sound right, but Do Well is actually correct.[/b]
Question 5: If I say “plz” because it’s shorter than “Please”, what would you say and why?
[b]That you were taught english and grammar for a reason, and no one in the right mind would take you seriously by typing and writing like that. Also, Amethyst, you aren't saying anything. You are typing.[/b]
Question 6: Do you correct other’s grammar constantly?
[b]No. I have made my gramatical mistakes before, and let he whom has commited no sin throw the first stone.[/b]
Question 7: Is Nexev correct here: “Hi Amythest!”
[b]Amethyst was spelled wrong.[/b]
Question 8: Is one, both, or neither of these list formats correct – “One, both, or neither” ; “One, both or neither” ?
[b]Both, because both of the choices are the same one. Which is also the exact same listing you used, and you always use correct grammar, so obviously both ar correct.[/b]
Question 9: “Sneaked” or “Snuck”?
[b]Snuck.[/b]
Question 10: Spot- the instance of err.
[b]Wut?[/b]




Section 2: Memes

Question 1: _______________ Punch!
[b]FALCON PAWNCH.[/b]
Question 2: What is good too?
[b]I don't know.[/b]
Question 3: Who said “It’s only a flesh wound!”?
[b]The black knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.[/b]
Question 4: What or who is not a meme?
[b]Anything that is not a renowned internet joke created by 4chan.[/b]
Question 5: LEEEEEEEEEEEEROY!!
[b]JEEEEEEEENNNNNKIIIIIINNNNNS!!!!!1SHIFTONE!!!!
Question 6: They set us up the _____________
[b]I don't know.[/b]
Question 7: What is a lie?
[b]CAKE. So, when we finish, we WON'T get cake.[/b]
Question 8: Why can’t I stop you?
[b]I don't know.[/b]
Question 9: Click this link - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Response here:
[b]lolno. I could troll you and swear in caps as if I did click the link because it's so obvious that it's a Rick Roll, but I won't.[/b]
Question 10: Who is the IPU’s nemesis?
[b]I don't know.[/b]



Section 3: Disdain


Tell whether or not the following is stupid and/or beneath you. If it’s a phrase, answer yes or no as to whether or not you use it with any regularity.

Question 1: “Lol”
[b]Sometimes.[/b]
Question 2: Sarcasm on the internet.
[b]Yes, as long as it's a joke, and not to be an ass.[/b]
Question 3: People that haven’t logged as much time on a website as you have.
[b]No one is beneath me. I am human. How can I be above other humans?[/b]
Question 4: Arguing politics.
[b]I know nothing of politics.[/b]
Question 5: Arguing religion.
[b]No, because people have the right to believe in what they want.[/b]
Question 6: “lolno”
[b]See Question 9 in the Meme section and you tell me.[/b]
Question 7: “gtfo my interwebz”
[b]Nope. I used it once in a pic.[/b]
Question 8: “TL;DR”
[b]If I am going to respond to a question with a really long story, why would I not read it all and still post?[/b]
Question 9: Anime and/or Video Games outside the genre you prefer, or are in the genre of your favorite game and enjoyed more than said game by others.
[b]People can like what they want. I don't care.[/b]
Question 10: People that are fans of music yet got into it via guitar hero.
[b]People are still listening to the music when they are playing Guitar Hero, so it is really the same thing as listening to it on the radio.[/b]




Section 4: “Deep” Stuff

Question 1: Do you think arguing religion is pointless?
[b]Yes, because people have the right to believe in what they want. As a matter of fact, Christianity, Islam, and Judaism all believe in one God, triumphing over evil, and these are three major religions in the world. Their origins are also very closely related. Not only that, a lot of religions believe in a God or Gods triumphing over what is evil. So why do they fight?[/b]
Question 2: Do you argue that morality is pointless due to different definitions of right and wrong?
[b]No, because morality may not always be clear, but it is for the most part clear. If you believe murdering someone is okay, then you are either insane or not raised right. Morality may not always be clear, but it should be clear enough that when it is fuzzy, we will have good enough judgement to make the right decision, from our conscience.[/b]
Question 3: Do you use the terms “Categorical Imperative”, “Moral Relativism”, “Invisible Hand”, or “Laissez-Faire” with any regularity?
[b]You don't need large, fancy, in depth words to make a strong, powerful argument. It isn't how big the words are that counts, it's how big the idea is, how strong it is, how much thought and belief you have in it.[/b]
Question 4: Do you have a ridiculously detailed explanation for why Communism or Capitalism is better?
[b]I know crap about politics.[/b]
Question 5: Do you frequently “win” arguments by bringing up such trivial and complex abstract ideas that your opponent dies of a migraine?
[b]No, because in intellectual discussions I am invisible. Not only that, I hardly ever debate, out of fear I might break a debate section rule.[/b]
Question 6: Have you ever asked someone “Can you prove this whole reality isn’t an illusion?”
[b]No, because whether reality is real or not, it is still real to us. If reality is an illusion, we should charish it as if it were real, because if it is an illusion, it may be the closest thing to reality we may have. [/b]
Question 7: Do you use the possibility of everything being an illusion as the basis of your arguments, default to the illusion scenario for most examples or counters, and/or “Win” arguments via these?
[b]If you have the same argument to win every discussion, you are desperate.[/b]
Question 8: Have you ever insinuated that animals, inanimate objects, etc might have emotions or think on a human level?
[b]Inanimate objects, no, because they are not alive. You have to be alive first to feel and think. Animals, however, can think and feel, but not at a human level. Cats think "Uhhh......eat?" We think "I hear the new pizza place down the street has good food, I could go there, but I'd have to stop by an ATM first.[/b]
Question 9: Do you claim to have “Empath Abilities”?
[b]You mean psychic powers? Try reading my sig.[/b]
Question 10: Do you frequently Mindfuck people by overanalyzing everything they say?
[b]In real life, yes. On the internet, no, because I am invisible in intellectual internet discussions. Also, Amethyst, you aren't saying anything, you are typing on the internet.[/b]


Section 5: Sarcasm

Question 1: Have you ever needed to attach Sarc tags to your posts?
[b]Do it right or not at all. Which means no sarcasm tags.[/b]
Question 2: Do your sarcastic remarks frequently induce lulz?
[b]No, because that often requires inappropriate terms, or making fun of others. However, when I can make a funny sarcasm joke without using negative terms, I take advantage.[/b]
Question 3: Do you settle all intellectual discussions via witty remarks?
[b]If someone is asking for an intellectual, serious discussion, do you think making a witty remark means you are serious? No. If someone is asking for a serious discussion, you should be serious, especially since on the internet many people make topics like "HAI GUIZE, WUT'Z NOO 2DAY?"
Question 4: Do you ever type in a dry tone?
[b]If you mean boring, then yes. Sometimes you have to. If everyone were to use a flavorful tone all the time, then someone might actually get their feelings hurt, because I've seen that here, sarcasm is used as a weapon very often.[/b]
Question 5: Do you ever Start talkin liek dis?
[b]Ya. it iz liek sooo fun. I reely liek 2 doo dat.[/b]
Question 6: Do you frequently shift to a “higher” vocabulary when making sarcastic replies?
[b]Sarcasm is humor. Humor does not require a high vocabulary repertoire. Serious, intellectual discussion does.[/b]
Question 7: Have you given a snarky/deadpan answer to ANY of the
questions on this test?
[b]NO. This test NEVER calls for not being serious. I mean, look at the MEME SECTION. WOW, I NEVER knew this test would be so SERIOUS. I think I'm going to DIE of dry BOREDOM. It is also very valid and enlightening. Really.[/b]
Question 8: Is your reply to this thread going to be something along the lines of “This is so valid and enlightening. Really.”?
[b]Possibly. I guess we'll find out, won't we?[/b]
Question 9: Have you ever done a “Weather Report” Style review/edit of someone’s story/fanfic/poetry?
[b]Feedback should be serious and straight foward. Someone worked hard on their piece, so they deserve serious feedback, and not some witty remark that shows no interest in their work.[/b]
Question 10: Do you scoff often?
[b]No. That is inpolite and uncalled for in almost every situation, unless it's humorous, and friendly.[/b][/spoiler]
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I've graded all your answers so far.

 

 

 

Results:

 

ֆפṬ. Ṫᴚᴧᵥᴣᴉᴲᴙ - 26.5%

 

Yu-Gi-Oh 5D`S - 20.5%

 

Skuldur - 55.25%

 

Larxene - 70.5%

 

Mindscatter - 20%

 

Awesome66 - 53%

 

 

 

1 question in grammar nobody has gotten correct

 

4 questions in memes nobody has gotten correct

 

 

Disdain, Deep Stuff, and Sarcasm sections' points are determined more upon how you answer it, rather than there being a solid correct answer.

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Section 1:

 

1) Either another sentence or the end of the post.

2) Very well, thank you.

3) In traditional Christian doctrine, the two are one and the same. The purpose in life is to do well in one's role so as to glorify the name of God and thus do good. Hence, a carpenter does good by doing well as a carpenter for God. Then there was some row about faith versus works and now apparently goodness is determined by how much you hate gays or something.

4) Forget about the last question; why does this question have "standpoint" split into two words?

5) That sort of thing is too common for it to be physically possible to grant each use a verbal response.

6) The apostrophe in "other's" should actually be after the "s", because it is the possessive form of a plural noun. Does that answer your question?

7) Amethyst sucks. Anyone giving Amethyst a friendly greeting is horribly wrong.

8) Neither, because you screwed up the positions of the semicolon and question mark.

9) "Snack". Om nom nom nom.

10) I can't even read this, so I'm going to tell you a story about a man crawling through the desert. (Actually, there's no time for that.)

 

Section 2:

 

1) FRUIT PUNCH! It's yummy.

2) Skipping fifth questions in the second sections of quizzes is pretty good as well.

3) Too many people. Seriously, guys, it isn't funny anymore. Stop it before you ruin Life of Brian as well.

4) Skipping fourth questions. That's why I didn't do that.

6) Who is "they"? Is it someone specific, or is this an ambiguous, unknown "someone"?

7) A meaningless pile of secrets. But enough talk. Have at you!

8) I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.

9) I was hoping it wasn't going to be that stupid video again, but you let me down, so I gave you up.

10) International Postal Union? Gmail, I would guess. It threatens to put them out of work.

 

I am skipping section 3 because it sucks.

 

Section 4:

 

1) My amusement is all the point it needs.

2) The argument for absolute subjectivism is self-negating, since if we assume that everything is equally valid depending on the opinion of the observer, then that means that the statement "everything is equally valid depending on the opinion of the observer" is false depending on who's looking at it. Thus, if it's true, it's also false. Contradiction.

3) No, just quantum physics, special relativity, and dog food.

4) Screw them both; use science to reach post-scarcity. It may be unrealistic, but your reality sucks anyhow.

5) No, I typically lose arguments by becoming convinced that my opponent does not actually speak my language and abandoning them.

6) Watching The Matrix qualifies as deep now?

7) This question does not exist.

8) Meow.

9) This question reminds me of Counselor Troi. She was pretty much the worst character ever, since her entire purpose was to look at the Romulan commander that was screaming and throwing chairs around and proclaim that she sensed hostility. Seems like empath powers don't cover very much.

10) This question indicates that, if you were in the desert and came across an upside-down tortoise, you wouldn't flip it over. Why wouldn't you flip it over? In fact, why am I on YCM instead of watching Blade Runner?

 

Section 5:

 

1) [sarcasm]Yes.[/sarcasm]

2) [sarcasm]Yes.[/sarcasm]

3) [sarcasm]Yes.[/sarcasm]

4) [sarcasm]Yes.[/sarcasm]

5) [sarcasm]Yes.[/sarcasm]

6) [sarcasm]Yes.[/sarcasm]

7) [sarcasm]Yes.[/sarcasm]

8) [sarcasm]Yes.[/sarcasm]

9) [sarcasm]Yes.[/sarcasm]

10) "Yes" was a really good band from Time and a Word through Relayer, as long as you assume that Tales of Topographic Oceans doesn't exist.

 

No spoiler tags because I don't feel like it.

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[spoiler][quote='Revolver Amethyst' pid='3534131' dateline='1261647545']
[b][center][size=x-large]Internet Intellect[/size][/center][size=x-large][/b]
On the internet, intelligence is determined drastically differently than it is in reality. This test is designed to determine your internet intelligence.
There are 5 categories used to determine this:

[center][b]“People just assume that if you use good grammar, are masterful at sarcasm, know your memes, think everyone is idiotic, and dive into deep, inapplicable philosophical BS nobody gives a s*** about, you're a f***ing genius.”[/b][/center][b]

Please answer honestly if you want "Accurate" results ;D



[center][size=medium]Section 1: Grammar[/size][/center][size=medium]

Question 1: What goes at the end of every sentence?
[b]punctuation mark, i.e. period, exclamation, question[/b]

Question 2: How do you begin sentences?
[b]capital letter[/b]

Question 3: Do Good, or Do Well?
[b]Do well[/b]

Question 4: What made the last question somewhat confusing from a grammatical stand point?
[b]it changes on context.[/b]

Question 5: If I say “plz” because it’s shorter than “Please”, what would you say and why?
[b]thank you[/b]

Question 6: Do you correct other’s grammar constantly?
[b]No, but "pl0x" and tl;dr piss me off.[/b]

Question 7: Is Nexev correct here: “Hi Amythest!”
[b]Nexev? >>[/b]

Question 8: Is one, both, or neither of these list formats correct – “One, both, or neither” ; “One, both or neither” ?
[b]second[/b]

Question 9: “Sneaked” or “Snuck”?
[b]snuck[/b]

Question 10: Spot- the instance of err.
[b]need clarification as to where to look >> if i'm reading that right.[/b]



[center][size=medium]Section 2: Memes[/size][/center][size=medium]

Question 1: _______________ Punch!
[b]FAAAALCON[/b]

Question 2: What is good too?
[b]that other thing[/b]

Question 3: Who said “It’s only a flesh wound!”?
[b]Black Knight, holy grail[/b]

Question 4: What or who is not a meme?
[b]the giant's causeway[/b]

Question 5: LEEEEEEEEEEEEROY!!
[b]jenkins[/b]

Question 6: They set us up the _____________
[b]bomb[/b]

Question 7: What is a lie?
[b]the pie cake[/b]

Question 8: Why can’t I stop you?
[b]because you lost the game?[/b]

Question 9: Click this link - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
[b]i'm not getting rickroll'd[/b]

Response here:

Question 10: Who is the IPU’s nemesis?
[b]NO U[/b]



[center][size=medium]Section 3: Disdain[/size][/center][size=medium]

[center]Tell whether or not the following is stupid and/or beneath you. If it’s a phrase, answer yes or no as to whether or not you use it with any regularity.[/center]

Question 1: “Lol”
[b]lolycm is overused, but there are some instances where it's...required[/b]

Question 2: Sarcasm on the internet.
[b]stupid.[/b]

Question 3: People that haven’t logged as much time on a website as you have.
[b]have more (or less) of a life than I do[/b]

Question 4: Arguing politics.
[b]mostly opinion based[/b]

Question 5: Arguing religion.
[b]completely opinion based[/b]

Question 6: “lolno”
[b]idiotic[/b]

Question 7: “gtfo my interwebz”
[b]how are they YOUR interwebz?[/b]

Question 8: “TL;DR”
[b]excuse to be a d!ck, if you don't wanna read it, don't post[/b]

Question 9: Anime and/or Video Games outside the genre you prefer, or are in the genre of your favorite game and enjoyed more than said game by others.
[b]opinion based, but can cross into stupidity[/b]

Question 10: People that are fans of music yet got into it via guitar hero.
[b]makes no difference >>; they publish good music in most of those
games,and sometimes it might be a band you'd never find. Examples:
At the Drive-In, In Flames, Prototype, Protest the Hero.

But if you go a brag how Stricken by disturbed is on GH and how
you can 5* it, go f*** yourself. Anyone can.[/b]




[center][size=medium]Section 4: “Deep” Stuff[/size][/center][size=medium]

Question 1: Do you think arguing religion is pointless?
[b]Yes, it's all opinion based and nobody will find out til they die.
People still like to argue it's fake even past my last sentence though..[/b]

Question 2: Do you argue that morality is pointless due to different definitions of right and wrong?
[b]No, stealing and killing is wrong for a majority of the time, but if you
steal because you can't pay for it (not a big problem nowadays), or
kill a mugger in self-defense (again, you don't see that much), you can bend the rules.[/b]

Question 3: Do you use the terms “Categorical Imperative”, “Moral Relativism”, “Invisible Hand”, or “Laissez-Faire” with any regularity?
[b]No, not those terms exactly. Things that mean them, but those are rare.[/b]

Question 4: Do you have a ridiculously detailed explanation for why Communism or Capitalism is better?
[b]No. I just like the idea of communism where everyone gets a fair share,
but like the freedom of capitalism >>[/b]

Question 5: Do you frequently “win” arguments by bringing up such trivial and complex abstract ideas that your opponent dies of a migraine?
[b]No. I keep it simple.[/b]

Question 6: Have you ever asked someone “Can you prove this whole reality isn’t an illusion?”
[b]No, because nobody can xD[/b]

Question 7: Do you use the possibility of everything being an illusion as the basis of your arguments, default to the illusion scenario for most examples or counters, and/or “Win” arguments via these?
[b]N/A, see above[/b]

Question 8: Have you ever insinuated that animals, inanimate objects, etc might have emotions or think on a human level?
[b]I think that sometimes, but don't insinuate.[/b]

Question 9: Do you claim to have “Empath Abilities”?
[b]No, I care for others a lot but I'm nowhere near empathic for them.[/b]

Question 10: Do you frequently Mindfuck people by overanalyzing everything they say?
[b]You can get Brainaids from too much Mindfucking, so no.[/b]


[center][size=medium]Section 5: Sarcasm[/size][/center][size=medium]

Question 1: Have you ever needed to attach Sarc tags to your posts?
[b]like, once[/b]

Question 2: Do your sarcastic remarks frequently induce lulz?
[b]no[/b]

Question 3: Do you settle all intellectual discussions via witty remarks?
[b]no..[/b]

Question 4: Do you ever type in a dry tone?
[b]often[/b]

Question 5: Do you ever Start talkin liek dis?
[b]yeh[/b]

Question 6: Do you frequently shift to a “higher” vocabulary when making sarcastic replies?
[b]no, it's obvious when someone does it.[/b]

Question 7: Have you given a snarky/deadpan answer to ANY of the
questions on this test?
[b]a handful[/b]

Question 8: Is your reply to this thread going to be something along the lines of “This is so valid and enlightening. Really.”?
[b]they never are[/b]

Question 9: Have you ever done a “Weather Report” Style review/edit of someone’s story/fanfic/poetry?
[b]meh, once or twice, but I don't like long posts, like this friggen test.[/b]

Question 10: Do you scoff often?
[b]scoffing sux[/b]




Please post your answers in spoilers, and await grading. Afterwards, there will be cake.
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[spoiler=WAR IS PEACE]

SECTION ONE

 

Question 1: What goes at the end of every sentence? DEATH RAY

 

Question 2: How do you begin sentences? With a bullet to the brain.

 

Question 3: Do Good, or Do Well? DO SCIENCE

 

Question 4: What made the last question somewhat confusing from a grammatical stand point? DEATH RAY

 

Question 5: If I say “plz” because it’s shorter than “Please”, what would you say and why? DIE

 

Question 6: Do you correct other’s grammar constantly? DEATH RAY

 

Question 7: Is Nexev correct here: “Hi Amythest!” Of course. -._-.

 

Question 8: Is one, both, or neither of these list formats correct – “One, both, or neither” ; “One, both or neither” ? DIE

 

Question 9: “Sneaked” or “Snuck”? SNOOK

 

Question 10: Spot- the instance of err. DIE

 

 

 

 

Section 2: Memes

 

Question 1: _______________ Punch! DEATH RAY

 

Question 2: What is good too? BURN

 

Question 3: Who said “It’s only a flesh wound!”? IT ISN'T ANYMORE

 

Question 4: What or who is not a meme? NINJA KICK IN THE FACE

 

Question 5: LEEEEEEEEEEEEROY!! No need to shout.

 

Question 6: They set us up the _____________ We are the Vey.

 

Question 7: What is a lie? Resistance is futile.

 

Question 8: Why can’t I stop you? You will be assimilated.

 

Question 9: Click this link -

 

Response here: die

 

Question 10: Who is the IPU’s nemesis? The Federal Intergalactic Pancake Alliance of Sector 656TNHGSJSD I LOVE RANDOM NUMBERS

 

 

 

Section 3: Disdain

 

Tell whether or not the following is stupid and/or beneath you. If it’s a phrase, answer yes or no as to whether or not you use it with any regularity.

 

Question 1: “Lol” Below me.

 

Question 2: Sarcasm on the internet. Below me.

 

Question 3: People that haven’t logged as much time on a website as you have. Below me.

 

Question 4: Arguing politics. Below me.

 

Question 5: Arguing religion. Below me.

 

Question 6: “lolno” Below me.

 

Question 7: “gtfo my interwebz” Below me.

 

Question 8: “TL;DR” god i hate it when that happens

 

Question 9: Anime and/or Video Games outside the genre you prefer, or are in the genre of your favorite game and enjoyed more than said game by others. Below me.

 

Question 10: People that are fans of music yet got into it via guitar hero. Below me.

 

 

 

 

Section 4: “Deep” Stuff

 

Question 1: Do you think arguing religion is pointless? Religion is just another byproduct of the Shark Men.

 

Question 2: Do you argue that morality is pointless due to different definitions of right and wrong? DIE

 

Question 3: Do you use the terms “Categorical Imperative”, “Moral Relativism”, “Invisible Hand”, or “Laissez-Faire” with any regularity? <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 INVISIBLE HAND

 

Question 4: Do you have a ridiculously detailed explanation for why Communism or Capitalism is better? INVISIBLE HAND

 

Question 5: Do you frequently “win” arguments by bringing up such trivial and complex abstract ideas that your opponent dies of a migraine? WAR IS PEACE

 

Question 6: Have you ever asked someone “Can you prove this whole reality isn’t an illusion?” FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

 

Question 7: Do you use the possibility of everything being an illusion as the basis of your arguments, default to the illusion scenario for most examples or counters, and/or “Win” arguments via these? IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

 

Question 8: Have you ever insinuated that animals, inanimate objects, etc might have emotions or think on a human level? DEATH RAY

 

Question 9: Do you claim to have “Empath Abilities”? CATAGORKAL IMPERIATRIX, ONWARD!

 

Question 10: Do you frequently Mindfuck people by overanalyzing everything they say? It arouses me.

 

 

Section 5: Sarcasm

 

Question 1: Have you ever needed to attach Sarc tags to your posts? DIE

 

Question 2: Do your sarcastic remarks frequently induce lulz? DEATH RAY

 

Question 3: Do you settle all intellectual discussions via witty remarks? I HOPE SO INVISIBLE HAND

 

Question 4: Do you ever type in a dry tone? THERE ARE PIXEL ACCENTS NOW? D: INVISIBLE HAND MUST KNOW

 

Question 5: Do you ever Start talkin liek dis? DEATH RAY/T/T/

 

Question 6: Do you frequently shift to a “higher” vocabulary when making sarcastic replies? I LIKE TO

 

Question 7: Have you given a snarky/deadpan answer to ANY of the

questions on this test? lolsanity

 

Question 8: Is your reply to this thread going to be something along the lines of “This is so valid and enlightening. Really.”? THIS SUCKS I'M LEAVING

 

Question 9: Have you ever done a “Weather Report” Style review/edit of someone’s story/fanfic/poetry? TODAY EVERYBODY IS GOING TO DIE GOODNIGHT

 

Question 10: Do you scoff often? BABIES IN A BLENDER

 

 

What do we win?

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[spoiler=Here?]Section 1: Grammar

Question 1: What goes at the end of every sentence? [b]A punctuation mark or a "D:".[/b]

Question 2: How do you begin sentences? [b]With a capital letter.[/b]

Question 3: Do Good, or Do Well? [b]Do Well. Pshaw.[/b]

Question 4: What made the last question somewhat confusing from a grammatical stand point? [b]Y'all say "do good."[/b]

Question 5: If I say “plz” because it’s shorter than “Please”, what would you say and why? [b]"I'll say 'no,' because it's shorter than 'yes.'"[/b]

Question 6: Do you correct other’s grammar constantly? [b]Only on other RP forums or IRL.[/b]

Question 7: Is Nexev correct here: “Hi Amythest!” [b]F[u][/u]UCK YOU NEXEV AND YOUR FORGETTING OF COMMAS AFTER "HI." (And you spelled "Amethyst" wrong.)[/b]

Question 8: Is one, both, or neither of these list formats correct – “One, both, or neither” ; “One, both or neither” ? [b]Neither, since neither of the lists is a complete sentence: therefore, you can't use a semicolon.[/b]

Question 9: “Sneaked” or “Snuck”? [b]Snuck.[/b]

Question 10: Spot- the instance of err. [b]I DUNNO D:[/b]




Section 2: Memes

Question 1: _______________ Punch! [b]FALCON[/b]

Question 2: What is good too? [b]It's "a cat is [i]fine[/i] too," dumbfock.[/b]

Question 3: Who said “It’s only a flesh wound!”? [b]The Black Knight from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail.[/b]

Question 4: What or who is not a meme? [b]Milhouse.[/b]

Question 5: LEEEEEEEEEEEEROY!! [b]JENKINS![/b]

Question 6: They set us up the _____________ [b]"Somebody set us up the bomb." lrn2meme[/b]

Question 7: What is a lie? [b]THE CAKE D:[/b]

Question 8: Why can’t I stop you? [b]Cuz imma raep joo. :3[/b]

Question 9: Click this link - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Response here: [b]No way I'll do that.[/b]

Question 10: Who is the IPU’s nemesis? [b]Me. *evil grin*[/b]



Section 3: Disdain

Tell whether or not the following is stupid and/or beneath you. If it’s a phrase, answer yes or no as to whether or not you use it with any regularity.

Question 1: “Lol” [b]No.[/b]

Question 2: Sarcasm on the internet. [b]I only hate it if it's done badly.[/b]

Question 3: People that haven’t logged as much time on a website as you have. [b]Stupid.[/b]

Question 4: Arguing politics. [b]Stupid.[/b]

Question 5: Arguing religion. [b]Stupid and pointless.[/b]

Question 6: “lolno” [b]No Just No[/b]

Question 7: “gtfo my interwebz” [b]It's not your interwebz. Share, goddammit.[/b]

Question 8: “TL;DR” [b]Then why post? Seriously.[/b]

Question 9: Anime and/or Video Games outside the genre you prefer, or are in the genre of your favorite game and enjoyed more than said game by others. [b]:/[/b]

Question 10: People that are fans of music yet got into it via guitar hero. [b]I ONLY HAVE SITAR HERO. I RAEG.[/b]




Section 4: “Deep” Stuff

Question 1: Do you think arguing religion is pointless? [b]I used an argument involving Russell's teapot against Crabs once. Does that count? D:[/b]

Question 2: Do you argue that morality is pointless due to different definitions of right and wrong? [b]BLACKWHITE.[/b]

Question 3: Do you use the terms “Categorical Imperative”, “Moral Relativism”, “Invisible Hand”, or “Laissez-Faire” with any regularity? [b]F[b][/b]UCK YEAH FRENCHY.[/b]

Question 4: Do you have a ridiculously detailed explanation for why Communism or Capitalism is better? [b]I'd rather go with Socialized Dystopianism.[/b]

Question 5: Do you frequently “win” arguments by bringing up such trivial and complex abstract ideas that your opponent dies of a migraine? [b]I get confused when trying to solve those mazes on the back of McDonald's Happy Meal cartons.[/b]

Question 6: Have you ever asked someone “Can you prove this whole reality isn’t an illusion?” [b]BRAIN IN A JAR.[/b]

Question 7: Do you use the possibility of everything being an illusion as the basis of your arguments, default to the illusion scenario for most examples or counters, and/or “Win” arguments via these? [b]Reference Question 5 of this section for my answer.[/b]

Question 8: Have you ever insinuated that animals, inanimate objects, etc might have emotions or think on a human level? [b]Again, number 5.[/b]

Question 9: Do you claim to have “Empath Abilities”? [b]*internetglare*[/b]

Question 10: Do you frequently Mindfuck people by overanalyzing everything they say? [b]PENALTY GAAAAAAAME[/b]


Section 5: Sarcasm

Question 1: Have you ever needed to attach Sarc tags to your posts? [b]I do other tags. Like [/overcaffeinated].[/b]

Question 2: Do your sarcastic remarks frequently induce lulz? [b]To who?[/b]

Question 3: Do you settle all intellectual discussions via witty remarks? [b]No. I just THROW MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR AND WAVE THEM LIKE I JUST DON'T CARE. :3[/b]

Question 4: Do you ever type in a dry tone? [b]My computer's dry? *throws Coke bottle on laptop*[/b]

Question 5: Do you ever Start talkin liek dis? [b]Why the fock would I?[/b]

Question 6: Do you frequently shift to a “higher” vocabulary when making sarcastic replies? [b]*didn't know that vocab could be high*[/b]

Question 7: Have you given a snarky/deadpan answer to ANY of the questions on this test? [b]Go check number 3 in section 1.[/b]

Question 8: Is your reply to this thread going to be something along the lines of “This is so valid and enlightening. Really.”? [b]What's with the weird punctuating at the end?[/b]

Question 9: Have you ever done a “Weather Report” Style review/edit of someone’s story/fanfic/poetry? [b]Yes. It was very boring. [/chickenrun][/b]

Question 10: Do you scoff often? [b]I don't scoff. I pshaw.[/b][/spoiler]
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Question 1: What goes at the end of every sentence?
A period. (?)
Question 2: How do you begin sentences?
cAPITAL LETTER
Question 4: What made the last question somewhat confusing from a grammatical stand point?
Do well.
Question 5: If I say “plz” because it’s shorter than “Please”, what would you say and why?
Honestly, I don't care as long is readable =/
Question 6: Do you correct other’s grammar constantly?
Nope.
Question 7: Is Nexev correct here: “Hi Amythest!”
Oh, the same.
Question 8: Is one, both, or neither of these list formats correct – “One, both, or neither” ; “One, both or neither” ?
Eh, I'm not a grammar nazi.
Question 9: “Sneaked” or “Snuck”?
Whatever
Question 10: Spot- the instance of err.
Wait, what?



Section 2: Memes

Question 1: _______________ Punch!
Falcon
Question 2: What is good too?
A cat is fine too.
Question 3: Who said “It’s only a flesh wound!”?
Dunno
Question 4: What or who is not a meme?
Milhouse
Question 5: LEEEEEEEEEEEEROY!!
Question 6: They set us up the _____________
Question 7: What is a lie?
The cake
Question 8: Why can’t I stop you?
Question 9: Click this link - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
How about no?
Response here:
Question 10: Who is the IPU’s nemesis?
Flying Spaghetti Monster (?)

Section 3: Disdain

Tell whether or not the following is stupid and/or beneath you. If it’s a phrase, answer yes or no as to whether or not you use it with any regularity.

Question 1: “Lol”
No
Question 2: Sarcasm on the internet.
No
Question 3: People that haven’t logged as much time on a website as you have.
No
Question 4: Arguing politics.
No
Question 5: Arguing religion.
Yes
Question 6: “lolno”
No
Question 7: “gtfo my interwebz”
NO
Question 8: “TL;DR”
NO
Question 9: Anime and/or Video Games outside the genre you prefer, or are in the genre of your favorite game and enjoyed more than said game by others.
Huh
Question 10: People that are fans of music yet got into it via guitar hero.
lol


Section 4: “Deep” Stuff

Question 1: Do you think arguing religion is pointless?
Nope, knowing others points of view is good.
Question 2: Do you argue that morality is pointless due to different definitions of right and wrong?
No. As long I understand it.
Question 3: Do you use the terms “Categorical Imperative”, “Moral Relativism”, “Invisible Hand”, or “Laissez-Faire” with any regularity?
Nope.
Question 4: Do you have a ridiculously detailed explanation for why Communism or Capitalism is better?
No
Question 5: Do you frequently “win” arguments by bringing up such trivial and complex abstract ideas that your opponent dies of a migraine?
"Winning"? lol.
Question 6: Have you ever asked someone “Can you prove this whole reality isn’t an illusion?”
Can you prove this whole reality is an illusion?
Question 7: Do you use the possibility of everything being an illusion as the basis of your arguments, default to the illusion scenario for most examples or counters, and/or “Win” arguments via these?
Nope.
Question 8: Have you ever insinuated that animals, inanimate objects, etc might have emotions or think on a human level?
No.
Question 9: Do you claim to have “Empath Abilities”?
This is internet. No.
Question 10: Do you frequently Mindfuck people by overanalyzing everything they say?
Sometimes, so fun :3

Section 5: Sarcasm

Question 1: Have you ever needed to attach Sarc tags to your posts?
Yes
Question 2: Do your sarcastic remarks frequently induce lulz?
No
Question 3: Do you settle all intellectual discussions via witty remarks?
No
Question 4: Do you ever type in a dry tone?
Yes
Question 5: Do you ever Start talkin liek dis?
No
Question 6: Do you frequently shift to a “higher” vocabulary when making sarcastic replies?
No
Question 7: Have you given a snarky/deadpan answer to ANY of the
questions on this test?
Meebeeh ;D
Question 8: Is your reply to this thread going to be something along the lines of “This is so valid and enlightening. Really.”?
...
Question 9: Have you ever done a “Weather Report” Style review/edit of someone’s story/fanfic/poetry?
Sounds stupid.
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LUL, IM SO SMART
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