Kuri Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 We've decided to make a comedy of what happens during our chats offlineand so here it is enjoy![align=center]AnnouncementsWoot we started this comedy~12/23/2009[/align][spoiler=Roleplaying]Kuri:Hey lets Roleplay!Allstar:Eh...Ok!*Allstar stuffs a pillow in his stomach*Allstar: Ok guess who I am! I'm a level 20 palidan with 60 charisma who can summon a migit dwarf to the field to deal 4 hitpoints!Kuri:Eh...Thats from Family Guy and you didn't even say it right -.-Allstar:Dragoon go!!!!!Kuri:Uhh...I'd rather roleplay on YCM..*Logs onto his account**Allstar continuing his rants*Allstar:Kamehame HA!!!!...Final Flash!!!! Arrggg...Vageta Why...*Lies down on the floor*Allstar:Why!!!I thought...cough I though you we're changed...cough*Grabs a flower from a vase**Does the usual dead pose*Allstar:Why!!!...cough*Kuri stares*Kuri: Ok then....Allstar:Isn't real life roleplaying fun? ^^Kuri:If you actually did that on the streets you'd make a few bucks or go to a mental hospital which one sounds more reasonable?*Allstar pauses**Allstar walks out the door*Kuri:Where are you going?Allstar:To earn a few bucks of course!*Facepalm*Kuri:Hey I get 50% of what you make!Allstar:Where do I go?Kuri:Go to school and do that-.-Allstar: Ok See ya!*Facepalm* [spoiler=Checking your age]Kuri:You know whats weird...Allstar:What?Kuri:HobosAllstar:Why?Kuri:One time I gave this hobo 7 bucks the next thing I know he's at the gas station buying a pack of cigarsAllstar:How old was he?Kuri:Why are you asking that?Allstar:I just want to knowKuri: 30 or somethingAllstar:Wait then how did you know...-.-?Kuri: Do I have to explain myself Allstar:I'm 9 and I can't tell whether or not someones 30Kuri:Simple look how many wrinkles they have and you'll come to a point where you say yep that guys that age Allstar: Does it work on animals?Kuri:I guess I don't knowAllstar:I'll try it out*Allstar stares at our pet Boston Terrier*Allstar:Yep our pet is 150 years old Kuri::shock: How is he that old we got him last month and he was a puppyAllstar:I counted his wrinklesKuri:....you're stupidAllstar:I'm going to check your ageKuri:You already know what age I-*Allstar looks at Kuri*Allstar:Yep you're 27 years oldKuri:How? I already told you I'm 11Allster:Nope the wrinkles on your forehead told me everythingKuri:You do know that's natural they're called worry marksAllstar:See!!!You even admit you are 27*Kuri grabs Allstar*Kuri:Tell me how old grandpa is!!!!Allstar:From what I can see 11.Wow A guy who survived WW2 is way younger than you!*Kuri puts Allstar down*Allstar:Hey that's my room too!!!Kuri:Nope I'm 27 so I need my space, you can sleep with grandpaAllstar:Wha! Wait!!*Allstar walks toward their grandpa*Allstar: Do you wear any type of freshener?Their Grandpa:NopeAllstar: I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.... [spoiler=Territory War *preview*]After several hours sleeping on the couch he had no choice but to sleep with our burrito obsessed grandpa*sqeaking sound*Allstar:What the hecks that?*louder squeaking sound*Allster: Oh Sh-*Loud Fart directly in Allstar's face*Allstar:*cough*how the h*ll did I end up like this?Hours Later....Breakfeast Table 9:15amKuri:So how was your sleep with grandpa?Allstar:It sucked he-...wait how did you know I was sleeping on the couch when you went to bed!Kuri:....Obvious thing you would do >.>Allstar:You suck!!!Kuri:What did you just say?!*Allstar stands up*----------what do you think so far? Enjoy our comedic and mostly random times offline! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Well, time for another Weather Report review, and this one's gonna hurt. Ugh.We've decided to make a comedy of what happens during our chats offlineand so here it is enjoy! We? Who's WE? You are you' date=' so who's the other person in this We relationship, here? Besides, this CAN'T be a fan fic if it's just two people talking to each other![/color'][align=center]AnnouncementsWoot we started this comedy~12/23/2009[/align]WHY DID YOU GET THE IDEA THAT THIS WOULD BE GOOD?![spoiler=Roleplaying]Kuri:Hey lets Roleplay! Script format is... ILLEGAL!! Alhough I had to expect it, seeing who you were.Allstar:Eh...Ok! *Allstar stuffs a pillow in his stomach* Um...Allstar: Ok guess who I am! I'm a level 20 palidan with 60 charisma who can summon a migit dwarf to the field to deal 4 hitpoints! Er... and your spelling sucks, by the way. Fix that.Kuri:Eh...Thats from Family Guy and you didn't even say it right -.- Oh boy, you stole a joke. That I'd never seen on television, before, since I haven't seen that episode, but still, it makes it even LESS funny when you do that. And it wasn't funny here, just randomly stupid! What's so funny about dealing 4 hit points? Maybe it's funny when you-- no, stop, it's not.Allstar:Dragoon go!!!!! Er...Kuri:Uhh...I'd rather roleplay on YCM.. OKAY, THEN. For some reason, I'm really irritated.*Logs onto his account**Allstar continuing his rants*Allstar:Kamehame HA!!!!...Final Flash!!!! Arrggg...Vageta Why... Okay, now you're just a TINY bit sad and depressing.*Lies down on the floor*Allstar:Why!!!I thought...cough I though you we're changed...cough*Grabs a flower from a vase**Does the usual dead pose*Allstar:Why!!!...cough You're not funny.*Kuri stares*Kuri: Ok then....Allstar:Isn't real life roleplaying fun? ^^ What's so funny about this thing? Seriously, it's just dumb.Kuri:If you actually did that on the streets you'd make a few bucks or go to a mental hospital which one sounds more reasonable? Re-check that. It sounds awkward. Put in a period or comma or something. And also, I think I like Kuri more... because Kuri... ISN'T INSANE!!*Allstar pauses* *Allstar walks out the door* Now did you REALLY need to separate that? NYOOOOOOOOW. NO YOU DID NOT.Kuri:Where are you going?Allstar:To earn a few bucks of course!*Facepalm* VERY lame joke.Kuri:Hey I get 50% of what you make! How do you split 9 cents? Okay, that was a little harsh... you'd make like 11 cents.Allstar:Where do I go?Kuri:Go to school and do that-.- Er, okay.Allstar: Ok See ya!*Facepalm* Enjoy our comedic times offline!THAT WAS NOT FUNNY. NOT FUNNY AT ALL. YOU IN FACT MADE ME EVEN MORE SAD THAN WHEN I BEGAN READING IT. IT IS NOT COOL!! And so, my advice to you would be actually writing a story and canceling this before it gets locked anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allstar24 Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 its my fault I added changed and removed some parts.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuri Posted December 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 I added a new story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 It's still not funny. Just stupid. Sorry, but you need to ramp up yo' game, son, y'know what I mean, dawgs? But seriously, you need to get funnier, fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuri Posted December 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 I know ^.^ I don't mind criticism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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