disastermaster2000 Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Prolouge:This is Ryo. Ryo is weird. Ryo is pwnsome. Ryo has a diamond integrated on his forehead! He was born with it, and it grows with his head. This is because he is a CHOSEN ONE! There are 5, each with a piece of Exodia. He has Exodia the Forbidden One, AND he also has Winged Kuriboh. You do not need to know this, because it's not part of the storyline. He must lead the 5 CHOSEN GUYS to victory against the SHADOWED ONES! Let's watch! This should be fun. Part .5:Ryo yawned. He was pretty confident he would make it into Horakhty Platinum."Next, would Ryo Hikari take the stage..." The announcer asked dully.Ryo grinned. He jumped out of his seat, leaped off the stairs and flew toward the stage. He landed on his feet. He looked up to see his opponent. It was none other than the stupid tutor, Mr. Man.DUEL START!Ryo took a few seconds to grin over his diamond studded Duel Disk. He shook himself out of it, though. He drew a card. "Heeheeheeheehee..." Ryo grinned. "I play a face down! That ends my turn!""I play Twin Sword Marauder..."Mr. Man began to say. Ryo cut him off."Trap card, activate! Hidden Soldier! Go, Skilled Dark Magician!""Urk..." Mr. Man grunted. (-300 Life Points, 3700 left)"I play Hinotama..."Ryo cut him off again."Skilled Dark Magician gets a spell counter!"(-500 Life Points, 3500 left)"Now, I play Jack's Knight! Direct Attack on the player!(-1900 Life Points, 1800 left)And... I play Meteor of Destruction!(-1000 Life Points, 800 left)""I play a face down monster! That ends my turn!" Mr. Man said."You're an idiot, aren't you?" asked Ryo."AAARGH! YOU'VE GOT ME MAD NOW, KID!" Mr. Man snorted"Alright, I'll spare you... Go! Queen's Knight! Now... King's Knight! That ends my turn!" Ryo said."I play Catastogre! Subtract the level... now I Dark Synchro Summon Frozen Fritzgerald!" Mr. Man shouted. "Die, you worm!" He jabbed his finger at Skilled Dark Magician. (-600 Life Points, 2900 left) "I play a face down! That ends my turn!""TOO LATE, SUCKA! I SACRIFICE KING'S KNIGHT, QUEEN'S KNIGHT AND JACK'S KNIGHT TO SUMMON GILFORD THE LIGHTNING!" Ryo yelled. "BYE, BYE, FRITZ! NOW, GILFORD WILL KILL YOU!" (-2800 Life Points, -2000 left.)"I... I lost." Mr. Man gasped."Of course, idiot. Be glad I don't hold a grudge against you or I would've killed you." Ryo stuck his tongue out."Stop making these dangerous jokes!" Mr. Man complained."Ryo Hikari: 20 Duel Points!" The announcer announced. Epilouge:Our Hero starts his journey to find out why he has a diamond stuck to his forehead (but we already know, so someone should tell him that...) and beat all the SHADOW GUYS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Excuse me for saying this but... YOU'RE DUMB... ...for the moment, for not keeping every chapter of this pretty bad story in the same topic. Please copy and paste all of this stuff into your original topic and get this one locked. And if you do all of this, you shall no longer be called dumb. OR ELSE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legendhiro Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 i agree with WR's original point: you are dumb. the rest i can take or leave. this story is barely amusing, and not funny. not to mention that fact that even comedy fanfics and parodies need description. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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