usetheforcehan Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 The game is simple. You're a Knight in Shining Armor that battle other Knight in Shining Armor by using Alphabet Magic in an attempt to rescue the Beautiful Princess (or Prince. Your choice) from a Tower. Each of you Knight must chant a magic or action in Alphabetical Order. Example:Post #1: Ancient Cannon blast at your face. I win.Post #2: Block the Ancient Cannon with Rotten Cheese and stuff it in your mouth. You die of Diarrhea. I win.Post #3: Call a Celestial Dragon and eat all the Knight that post'd above. I win.Post #4: Dblablabla blablabla blablabla. I win. etc... Rule:-Each of you Knight MUST BOLD your first letter!-Put "I win", "Victory!" or other winning scream at the end of the post.-No "Bad Language" PLEASE! Fail to do so will receive a painful kick in the groin by the Beautiful Princess or Prince. 3 times. Now lets start this MASSACRE already! Awake a Zombie Lord from my neighbor lawn and start eating the Knight in Post #2. I win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorrow. Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Becomes the Zombie Lord's master and summons Chuck Norris. URRAAA!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usetheforcehan Posted December 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Chuck Norris is more powerful for you to control. He smack you instead. I'm a winner my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yu-gi-oh Dude Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Dude, he slaps you as well and then I summon Arceus to kill him. VICTORY IS MINE!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorrow. Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Easily Chuck Norris round houses Arceus and I surive him now. I Winz Ty very mooch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XP_Lulz Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Fail boat shoots it fail laser, making the whole world fail but me. YOU FAIL, I WIN!!!! >=D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usetheforcehan Posted December 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Ghosts from the dead Knights enter your body and explode from the inside. I laugh in satisfaction. HOHOHO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XP_Lulz Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Hens are raining! Oh No! No Wait, I should be saying Oh Yes. They are all raining on you, like homing missiles. That's because I told them you eat hens. Now suffer as I laugh in victory. HA Ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usetheforcehan Posted December 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 I'm opening my Iron Umbrella and block any hens beak. After the "freak" rain is gone, i smack your head with my heavy umbrella. YOU.JUST.GOT.PAWN'D! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Jellyfish evolve into land creatures and pwn you all. I have won this battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azerty-of-KoL Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Kills land jellyfish with a giant hammer. Pwn'd!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XP_Lulz Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Lol, I exclaim! As I use my Chainsaw to cut all the jellyfish and your head. I also pry your hammer out of your cold, dead hands. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 What comes after l? [singing]a b c d e f g h i j k l m[/sing] My awesomeness destroys you. I WIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XP_Lulz Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 No it does not. Because I rewind time to stop you from USING your awesomeness, thus burning you to death for not having awesomeness. ME = WIN!!ME = WIN!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Oh noez! I get you in a full nelson. Piccolo uses his Special Beam Cannon and blows a hole in you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XP_Lulz Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Pillz here! *tosses grenade at Piccolo and adhdguitar* PWN'D!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usetheforcehan Posted December 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Quack Squad from the sky is come helping me to combo-beak you to dead. I = WIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brodioh Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Ronald Mcdonald gives rabies to the quack squad stopping them from doing anything Boo Yah!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usetheforcehan Posted December 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Shoot Ronald with Anthrax Gun and kick you in the nut sack. THIS. IS. SPATULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 TOO MANY LETTERZ!!!!! my brain explodes killing all knights above me 'cept for me cause i dont need a brain VIKTORY IZ MAIIIIINNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiyo Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Unicorns are for the win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Violins kill you. I win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usetheforcehan Posted December 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Wonder Woman kiss you and you explode into a bazillion pieces. !I WON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Flame Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 X'ed You disapear.I win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.area51player. Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Y am stronger than you. I win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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