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In light of the recent plague of threads inviting people like you to ask questions, I've made a thread in which you CAN'T. ^______^

 

Post as confusing a message as you possibly can without breaking any rules, and the user below will either question it and be banished from the thread forever, declare their resistance and type up their confusing post, declare their being confused, netting you fake bonus points, do any combination of the above, or not post at all.

 

Nobody can ask for clarification, so the world's your oyster. Just don't break the rules. The game starts with this post. I guess. I'm not quite sure.

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I actually understood that.

 

I RESIST.

 

TODAY, MY MOMMY TOOK ME TO THE MALL. UPON FURTHER REVIEW, IT TURNS OUT SHE WAS MOLESTING MY BEST FRIEND. BUT SHE COULDN'T HAVE, BECAUSE MY BEST FRIEND IS IN CHINA. SO LOLLIPOP CAME TO THE STORE AND SAID "HELLO, MR. HOW ARE YOU." AND I WAS LIKE WOAH WTF SO THEN MY MOMMY CAME AND HIT THE POST REPLY BUTTON NO MOMMY DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YESTERDAY IS BLACK, TOMORROW IS WHITE, BUT TODAY IS TURQUOISE RAINBOW OF HOLY CHEESE! I KNOW THIS BECAUSE MY LLAMA GAVE BIRTH TO A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE BECAUSE SHE ATE MY ARM, BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE I CUT IT OFF AND HID IT INSIDE TODAY, THAT IS WHY IT IS BLUE. NO, IT WAS GRAY. YUP, DEFIANTLY GRAY.

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I RESIST.

 

*PLAYS FUNKY BEAT*

 

DUN DUNN DUNND UN DUNNDUN UDNUN DUNUDNUN DUJNUDN HAHAHA! DUNNUND UN DUN DUNDUN DUNDU UDNUNUND AH HAHA!

 

I LIKE PIE

 

FISHY STICKS

 

YOU LIKE PIE

 

WE LIKE *BEEP*

 

FISH IN A SEA

 

I GOTTA PEE

 

JUST YOU AND ME

 

IN A *BEEP* *BEEP*

 

LIFE IS LIKE A *BEEP*

 

I GOTTA COME BACK HOME

 

I'MMA SHOOT YOU NOW

 

DUN DUNUNDUNUND

 

BECAUSE

 

I LIKE PIE

 

WE ALL LIKE PIE

 

AND I SAY

 

I LIKE PIE

 

DUNUN UDN DUND

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RAWR RAWR FIGHT THEM POWAH.

 

COME TO ME, HOO-HAH!

 

I LIKE PIE, WE LIKE PIE.

 

COME TO ME, HOO-HOO!

 

IF YOU WANT TO...

 

COME TO ME...

 

I'M NO PEDO...

 

LET ME WATCH... YOU... PEE...

 

COME TO ME!!!

 

OH COME TO ME!!!

 

LIVING IN AN IGLOO IS SO GREAT!

 

BUT NOT SO GRATE!

 

OH NO!

 

YES ME!

 

COME TO MEEEE.

 

OH COME TO ME!

 

I WON'T HURT YOU!

 

JUST A STAB.

 

NO RANDOM WILL BE HELD.

 

NO [bEEP] OF YOURS BE FELT.

 

SO COME ON

 

THE PEDO PARADE!!!

 

HOO-HAH!

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I RESIST

 

*insert music here*

[align=center]

We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

 

Never gonna give you up,

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry,

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

 

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it

Inside we both know what's been going on

We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling

Don't tell me you're too blind to see

 

(Ooh give you up)

(Ooh give you up)

(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give

(give you up)

(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give

(give you up)

 

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it

Inside we both know what's been going on

We know the game and we're gonna play it[/align]

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