Prepare to see Lightsworns utterly mocked.

[~Wright~]

Balanced joke card set for the lulz. Focuses on Tribute and Life Point Gain, and a card that deals an auto win. Also focuses on the essential JD JCCLotF.

 

[spoiler=Chickensworn Monsters]

Judgment Chicken: Chickensworn Lord of the Farm

EARTH/Level 8/Winged Beast

Also treat this card as Dragon-Type. This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. During a turn that 3 or more "Chickensworn" monsters were Tributed, you can Special Summon this card from your hand or Graveyard. When you Special Summon this card, you can pay 1000 Life Points, and destroy all cards on the field except this card. Monsters you control that are destroyed this way are treated as if they were Tributed.

3000/1200

 

Garoth, Chickensworn Warrior

EARTH/Level 4/Winged Beast

Also treat this card as Warrior Type. When this card is Tributed, gain 500 Life Points and add 1 "Chickensworn" card from your Deck to your hand. This card inflicts piercing damage. When this card inflicts battle damage to your opponent, gain Life Points equal to the inflicted damage.

1300/200

 

Lumina, Chickensworn Summoner

EARTH/Level 3/Winged Beast

Also treat this card as Spellcaster Type. When this card is Tributed, Special Summon 1 "Chickensworn" monster from your Graveyard, except "Lumina, Chickensworn Summoner." Once per turn, you can Tribute another "Chickensworn" to Special Summon a "Chickensworn" monster from your Graveyard, except "Lumina, Chickensworn Summoner."

1000/1000

 

Jain, Chickensworn Paladin

EARTH/Level 4/ Winged Beast

Also treat this card as Warrior-Type. When this card is Tributed, you can Tribute a "Chickensworn" monster to gain 400 Life Points destroy 2 cards on the field. If this card declares an attack against a DARK monster, destroy it without applying damage calculation.

1800/1200

 

 

Ryko, Chickensworn Hunter

EARTH/Level 2/Winged Beast

FLIP: Tribute any amount of "Chickensworn" monsters and draw 1 card and gain 200 Life Points for each monster you Tributed. If this card is Tributed, gain 1000 Life Points.

200/100

 

Celestia, Chickensworn Angel

EARTH/Level 6/Winged Beast

If this card is Tributed, gain 700 Life Points and draw cards equal to the number of "Chickensworn" monsters Tributed this turn. When this card is Tribute Summoned, gain Life Points equal to the ATK of the Tributed monster, and Tribute any number of "Chickensworn" monsters. Destroy cards on the field equal to the number of cards you Tributed.

1900/200

 

Jenis, Chickensworn Mender

EARTH/Level 4/Winged Beast

When this card is Summoned, change it to Defense Position. If this card is Tributed, gain 2000 Life Points. You can Tribute a "Chickensworn" monster to gain 1000 Life Points.

300/2100

 

Gragonith, Chickensworn Chicken

EARTH/Level 6/Winged Beast

This card inflicts piercing damage. When this card is Tribute Summoned, gain Life Points equal to the Tributed monster's ATK, and this card gains ATK equal to the ATK of the Tributed monster. This card inflicts piercing damage.

1900/1400

 

 

[spoiler=Spell Cards]

Chicken Mill

Field Spell

Each time a "Chickensworn" monster is Tributed, gain 500 Life Points and put an Artificial Hormone Counter on this card.* "Chickensworn" monsters gain ATK equal to the amount of Artificial Hormone Counters on this card x100. If you gained 8000 or more Life Points by the effect of "Chicken" or "Chickensworn" cards, you win the duel. If this card would be destroyed, you can remove 2 Counters instead.

 

Chicken Recharge

Normal Spell

Discard 1 "Chickensworn" monster from your hand, and draw 2 cards. You can Tribute a "Chickensworn" monster to draw an extra card.

 

Charge of the Chicken Brigade

Normal Spell

Add 1 "Chickensworn" monster from your Deck to your hand. then cram it down your opponent's throat. Once they die a horrible death, mutilate their body, toss them into a river, and steal all of their stuff. Then, if you Tributed a "Chickensworn" monster this turn, Special Summon it.

 

 

[spoiler=Traps]

Chicken Defense

Normal Trap

When your opponent attacks a "Chickensworn" monster, end the Battle Phase and gain Life Points equal to the ATK of the attacking monster.

 

Not-So-Glorious-Illusion-That's-Not-An-Illusion

Continuous Trap

Special Summon "Chicken" monsters from your Graveyard equal to the number of "Chickensworn" monsters you Tributed over the last 2 turns. Destroy them during the End Phase.

 

Fast Food

Continuous Trap

Each time a "Chickensworn" monster is declared as a Tribute, place 1 Chick-fil-a counter on this card. Then gain Life Points equal to the number of Chick-Fil-A counters on this card x300. You can send this card to the Graveyard to remove from play cards from your opponent's Deck equal to the number of Chick-Fil-A counters on this card x2.

 

 

 

*I did not mean to offend anybody by that lame joke. If I did, I am sorry and I will remove it immediately.

[Holy R. Enigma]

Nice job in making the Lightsworns into weaklings.

 

I give you 5 thumbs up and 2 shakes of a Devil Tail.

 

It isn't a lame joke, I quite like it. =P

[DeckCreater722]

I think the cards are good 7.5/10

[~Wright~]

Thank you. :D

[xzMasteRzx]

WIN. nuff said

 

Score: 10/10

[~Wright~]

Thanks dude. :D

EDIT: Charge of the Chicken Brigade added!

[Lonk]

These cards win the internet. Very humorous and playable.

 

10/10:D

[~Wright~]

Thanks zerochill. :D

[Aero~]

/Air pound it from across the U.S.A.

 

These rock.

 

Lightsworns really tick me off.

[-Griffin]

Lumina, Chickensworn Summoner

EARTH/Level 3/Winged Beast

Also treat this card as Spellcaster Type. When this card is Tributed, Special Summon 1 "Chickensworn" monster from your Graveyard, except "Lumina, Chickensworn Summoner." Once per turn, you can Tribute a "Chickensworn" to Special Summon a "Chickensworn" monster from your Graveyard.

1000/1000

Er... I tribute it, get another one, and repeat 4 times. every time it's first effect activates and I get a new monster. I can Mass Driver OTK or just run over them with a full field. Needs the second part to not Summon Lumina too.

[~Wright~]

Lumina' date=' Chickensworn Summoner

EARTH/Level 3/Winged Beast

Also treat this card as Spellcaster Type. When this card is Tributed, Special Summon 1 "Chickensworn" monster from your Graveyard, except "Lumina, Chickensworn Summoner." Once per turn, you can Tribute another "Chickensworn" to Special Summon a "Chickensworn" monster from your Graveyard, except "Lumina, Chickensworn Summoner."

1000/1000

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Er... I tribute it, get another one, and repeat 4 times. every time it's first effect activates and I get a new monster. I can Mass Driver OTK or just run over them with a full field. Needs the second part to not Summon Lumina too.

 

Fixed.

[-Griffin]

Now that that is done, the set is great. I'm glad to see the two 'useless' things people do, tributes and LPs, actually made into a fairly good Deck. There are some nice stuff here, but I don't know if I feel they're as well designed as they could be... I won't explain that yet though, you'll have to wait for my topic/article/whatever on it that I'm writing.

[~Wright~]

Now that that is done' date=' the set is great. I'm glad to see the two 'useless' things people do, tributes and LPs, actually made into a fairly good Deck. There are some nice stuff here, but I don't know if I feel they're as well designed as they could be... I won't explain that yet though, you'll have to wait for my topic/article/whatever on it that I'm writing.

[/quote']

 

yeah, I made this set in 5 minutes or something, so more could be asked of the design... lol. I liked your article on archetypes by the way, but it's sort of hard for me to make archetypes like that, but I tried. I made less links than usual. I look forward to your article.

[Lonk]

Yea Lightsworns are Overrated in my juristiction. The only way they bother me is getting too much glory for it's support.

 

Word to people who use Lightsworns, self-milling can be a very bad idea! Especially when dueling against someone who has a deck that mills through your opponent's deck for the win.

 

I will say this again, these cards ideas are awesome because they look fun and make fun of one of the most overrated archtypes around. (Glad I got that out of my system)

[Docomodake]

By the by, chickens aren't a good way to make something funny.

[~Wright~]

Yea Lightsworns are Overrated in my juristiction. I don't think so... The only way they bother me is getting too much glory for it's support.

 

Word to people who use Lightsworns' date=' self-milling can be a [b']very[/b] bad idea! Especially when dueling against someone who has a deck that mills through your opponent's deck for the win. Actually, self milling is very useful. Cards are easier to grab from the grave then from your Deck.

 

I will say this again, these cards ideas are awesome because they look fun and make fun of one of the most overrated archtypes around. (Glad I got that out of my system)

[Lonk]

Ryko, Chickensworn Hunter

EARTH/Level 2/Winged-Beast

 

Also Treat this card as a Beast-Type. FLIP: Tribute any number of "Chickensworn" monsters on your side of the field. Draw cards from your Deck equal to the number of "Chickensworn" monsters Tributed by the effect of this card. You gain 500 Life Points.

200/100

[~Wright~]

I don't think I need to make it a winged beast and a beast... lol. Thanks for the suggestion though.

[turbo10k]

YAY love the idea. This is applying concrete action to the general notion of 'We All Hate LightSworns, don't we?' (WAHLS). Nice job. Essentially, its like a Word spellcheck where all the time 'lightsworn' appears, you replace it with chicken...nice. Could have changed the effects a bit, like this:

 

Lay an Egg

Spell

Continuous

As long as this card remains face-up on the field, all 'ChickenSworn' monsters reduce their ATK by 200. When a 'ChickenSworn' monster you control is Summoned or destroyed by battle, Special summon one 'Egg Token (Light/Effect Monster/Beast/0ATK/0DEF). Once per turn, you may remove from play one Chickensworn monster from the graveyard and tribute one 'Egg Token' to special summon one 'Chickensworn' monster from deck to hand with a level eaqual to or lower than the removed from play monster.

 

YAYYY

[lord dmoc]

Is this too old to post on, oh well. I like them even though I am a dedicated Lightsworn user and and my signature says I will destroy you for this. I especialy like Charge of the Chicken Brigade

Normal Spell

Add 1 "Chickensworn" monster from your Deck to your hand. then cram it down your opponent's throat. Once they die a horrible death, mutilate their body, toss them into a river, and steal all of their stuff. Then, if you Tributed a "Chickensworn" monster this turn, Special Summon it.

You forgot to make fun of Light Spiral. But I give it a 11/10

[~Wright~]

Is this too old to post on' date=' oh well. I like them even though I am a dedicated Lightsworn user and and my signature says I will destroy you for this. I especialy like Charge of the Chicken Brigade

Normal Spell

Add 1 "Chickensworn" monster from your Deck to your hand. then cram it down your opponent's throat. Once they die a horrible death, mutilate their body, toss them into a river, and steal all of their stuff. Then, if you Tributed a "Chickensworn" monster this turn, Special Summon it.

You forgot to make fun of Light Spiral. But I give it a 11/10

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It's not to old to post on, I think it could've been on maybe page 1 or 2.

Thanks, I'll add Light Spiral. :D