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Funniest Line in a Movie


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I will not say from what movie this is from' date=' but I bet at least 1 person knows it.

 

"Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall."

"Uh huh."

"Sharp rocks at the bottom?"

"Most likely."

"... ... ...Bring it on."

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The Emperor's New Groove is lulz.

 

THANK you! Yes. Yes it is.

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"I am......the lawn!!!!" ~Judge Dread~

 

 

 

 

.....wait a sec....

 

"I am.......the log!!!!"

"I am.......the bra!!!!"

"I am.......the claw!!!"

"I am.......the paw!!!"

"I am.......oh forget it!"

 

you think will how technologicaly advanced they are in that movie, they could have done something to make the right side of his mouth work

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  • 2 months later...

I have one more:

 

"WAAAAH what's happening? Hello? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? OK, get a grip on yourself- ooh, this is an interesting sensation, a sort of tingling in my- well, I'd better find names for things. Let's call it... a tail! Yeah, that's it! Oh, and this roaring sound rushing past what I'm suddenly going to call my head? I'll call it, um, wind! Is that a good name? Boy, there's so much to look forward to! I'm tingling with anticipation! ...Or is it the wind? I dunno. And what's this thing coming towards me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big, wide sounding name like ow... ound, round... Ground! That's it! Ground! I wonder if it'll be friends with me. Hello, ground!" (Hits the ground.)

-The Whale, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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from step brothers

 

Dale: Ok dad hears a scenario for you.

 

Dad: Hm

 

Dale: Suppose i walk out the shower and i have a perfect line from my chest pubes down to my ball fro and Nancy sees me' date=' and she takes one look at me and she goes "Oh my god! Iv had the old bull but now i want the young calf" and she grabs me by the wiener and...

 

Dad: SHUT THE F@CK UP!!!

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This^

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from wallace and gromit: a matter of loaf and death:

 

big action scene is about to end when:

 

WALLACE: um, anyone seen the bomb...what?...what?( turns round to find bomb in the back of his trousers) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'VE GOT A BOMB IN ME PANTS!!!! HELP ME GROMIT!!!!!!!

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yugioh the abriged series

 

1.OMG a giant rock! its a rock and its giant!...

2."yes its a giant rock now come here kaiba i have somthing to show you that will change your life forever"..... "okay buts thats gonna be hard to beat....OMG another giant rock!

3. My hair lets me defy gravity

4. IN AMERICA

5.get your hairy balls out of my face!

6.yes thats right i am kira... i mean marik

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