~Kefka~ Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 It can be from any movie, doesn't have to be a comedy, just as long as you find it hilarious. Please list movie and the line you found funny. Example:Suburban Commando- "I was frozen today!" here's the link if you guys wanna see it for yourselves: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX1LOdGdiL0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Get Smart "Her sister is such a bish" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranzer Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Dumbasses "Com'on lets go""I can't.They tied up my shou leises""Those bastards" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihop Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Russell in Up:See? Cumulonimbus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootingTheMoon Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 From death Note:L says "Bang Bang Bang! You'd be dead if Kira did that!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmc1234 Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 from step brothers Dale: Ok dad hears a scenario for you. Dad: Hm Dale: Suppose i walk out the shower and i have a perfect line from my chest pubes down to my ball fro and Nancy sees me, and she takes one look at me and she goes "Oh my god! Iv had the old bull but now i want the young calf" and she grabs me by the wiener and... Dad: SHUT THE F@CK UP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver The Hedgehog Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 "Welcome to earf." Indapendance Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Officespace."If you could come in on Saturday, that'd be grreeeaattt." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 "It's just a flesh wound." "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries." If you don't know what it's from you should be shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." [/thread] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children? Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! -Full Metal Jacket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tallman95 Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Any line from Monty Python. Enough said By the way on that "I was frozen today" line. I love this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQZX64Z2-3I&NR=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jord200 Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 SHION- and my power must be passed onto the next priestess. what do you say Naruto, are you going to help me? SAKURA- ?????????!!!!!!!!!!!LEE- HUH?!?!?!?!KAKASHI- O_O??????????!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!!!???!!NARUTO- sure! I'll do whatever it takes! http://www.tailedfox.com/page-naruto-shippuden-movieyou'll see when theres about 1 minute left. and if you don't get it, Shion wants to have a 3 letter word with Naruto. heheheheheheh.................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 "You talking to me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shore Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Cartman- Kyle, I'm sorry for calling you a Jew all those timesKyle- But I am a Jew.Cartman- Don't be so hard on yourself Kyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Kefka~ Posted December 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 lol, that was a great line XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Abridged series: Yugi: So what are you saying is that Egiptian Gods exist and all other religions are wrong?Shadi: Yes.Yugi: I should've seen that coming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 "FREEZE MOTHER bastards" "NOU freeze, jabroni." "Ooh sheet, I'm funked." "Now, back up, drop the gun, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious." "...and some Skittles." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PikMan Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Remember the old, animated Lord of the Rings movie? Remember when Sam said: "Oh, my! OH HOO-RAAAAYYYYYY!" LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lawless Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 "Never go full retard"~Tropic Thunder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Anything from Beerfest... Also... "It's like masturbating in a time machine." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Kung Pow: Enter the Fist "I need gopherchucks" "Well, you've grown. I thought you looked familiar. Sorry, I didn't recognize you without crap in your pants!" "Okay, so here were my options. A - quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back kick or B - take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground and die" "At that moment, the Chose One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws - THEY HURT LIKE CRAP, MAN!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Inglourious basterds has one that's pretty funny. Reading it doesn't do as much justice as hearing/watching it though: Lt. Aldo Raine: You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous was in a fuckin' basement.Lt. Archie Hicox: I didn't know.Lt. Aldo Raine: You said it was in a tavern.Lt. Archie Hicox: It is a tavern.Lt. Aldo Raine: Yeah, in a basement. You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you're fightin' in a basement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Riku~ Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 I will not say from what movie this is from, but I bet at least 1 person knows it. "Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.""Uh huh.""Sharp rocks at the bottom?""Most likely.""... ... ...Bring it on." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bns2009 Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 you dont mess with the zohan: i will slice your jugula vein if you keep moving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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