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Well, I like the basic concept. The fact that some people will rise and stop aging for younger people is somewhat overused, but I like it. The bad thing is, your grammar and your spelling aren't the best, so try to work on that. I would probably read this as it continued if you can improve your spelling and grammar.

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hmm... improve spelling.

 

Try showing things instead of telling us, like instead of telling us about this problem, show it happening.

 

It seems like a fine, if slightly overused concept, but so far so good. I might read it if it improves.

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It seemed kind of interesting, although Hao is a clan, is that where you've got it from?.

To be honest the names sound sort of made up or at least looked into too much, if you want some real Japanese or foreign names PM me. I like the plot of the story it's... interesting.

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[spoiler=Mystery Science Ripoff 3892 — Episode 09: The Legend of Ziamos, Part 1]

The Team:

Armisael — The sixteenth angel. He/she (we will assume "she" by her attempted invasion of Rei Ayanami) is very lonely, and once attempted to change her essence to that of the distinctly not-lonely eighteenth angel's (id est, Humanity's) (there were lots of parentheses in this description).

Dokuro — An angel only by the loosest definition, she was sent back in time to kill a reality warper who would transform the human population into attractive underage girls to satisfy his lolicon. She kills him regularly, and yet resurrects him just as often. Her bat may be related ot a certain legendary sword.

Flonne — A fallen angel only by the loosest definition, she started living in Hell the Netherworld after her employer tried to become a god. She's geeky enough to serve as our source of pop culture references. Oddly, she's very naïve, despite the fact that she ought to have seen something by Anno or Kitoh by now.

 

The child backed up against the wall, covered in the blood of his parents,

Armisael: Moral ambiguity. Yay.

Flonne: GASP

 

as the scythe-wielding demon approached him,

Flonne: Scythe-wielding? We barely have any scythes...

Armisael: That would be the Grim Reaper.

 

ready to slice the child in half.

Flonne: GASP

Dokuro: Stop gasping. I don't get the problem here.

 

The child hit the wall and began muttering "I don't wanna die...I don't wanna die."

Dokuro: You probably shouldn't have killed your parents, then.

Flonne: He's really coming off as more of a Kako than a Soryu right now.

Armisael: ...how are you still so naïve...

 

As the demon prepared to take the life of the child

Dokuro: Awkward much?

 

he yelled out "I don't wanna die!!!" and there was a blinding flash of light.

Flonne: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Why, God, WHY DID HE HAVE TO LIVE?!

Dokuro: Pipirupirupirupipirupi![/i]

 

When the light faded the demon had a gaping hole in his torso. The demon alternated his view

Armisael: Alternated his view?

 

from the kid to the hole then he evaporated into a black mist. Behind the demon was a teenager with a smoking finger pointed at where the demon once stood.

Dokuro: DESCRIBE SOMEONE DAMMIT

Flonne: We'll never know what the patricidal maniac, the "savior," or the scythe-wielder look like...

 

"Hey, kid are you alright?" the teenager asked the kid.

Armisael: *teenager* "Say, whose blood is that?"

 

The kid responded by staring up at the teenager in shock, then fainting.

Dokuro: *patricidal maniac* "WHAT HAVE I DONE"

 

"I better get him out of here."

Flonne: *teenager* "And into Death Row!"

 

The teen spoke when he saw a glimmer of golden light from the boys chest

Dokuro: *teenager* "Huh. For once, I didn't kill the demon."

 

"So he's one of the next angels

All: HEY.

Flonne: We refuse to identify with a patricidal maniac!

Dokuro: At least I resurrect him afterward!

 

glad I got here when I could."

Armisael: When you could what?

 

The teen picked up the unconcious kid and walked outside, Then,

Dokuro: THAT'S A PERIOD DAMMIT *swings Excalibolg*

 

out of his back emerged golden feathered wings and flew off

Armisael: ERROR 400: CRITICAL SYNTAX ERROR

 

into the rural area around Haosia.

Flonne: Which, of course, will not be described in any way.

 

As the teenager flew an extremely large tree began to emerge from the horizon.

Armisael: It could have been evergreen, deciduous, or a juniper. The world may never know.

 

It was the largest known tree in the whole planet of Ziamos.

Flonne: Yggdrasil!

 

"Home at last." The teen said

Armisael: ERROR 400 — CRITICAL SYNTAX ERROR

 

as he flew up to one of the extremely high branches

Dokuro: This... is... not... making... SENSE! *swings Excalibolg around madly*

 

and landed, then he placed the kid adjacent to him.

Flonne: Even when you make sense, your wording is so awkward!

 

A few hours later the kid regained conciousness.

Dokuro: That's four S's!

 

"Where am I?" the kid asked before looking down, then screaming and grabbing on to the nearest branch "Calm

Armisael: ERROR 400 — CRITICAL SYNTAX ERROR

 

down, I just brought you here to keep you safe, by the way my name is Gray."

Armisael: *Gray* "Oh, and I speak in a lot of run-on sentences, I deliver too much information with two few words."

 

The kid then calmed down as he saw Gray sitting on the branch

Flonne: I thought he fell off!

Dokuro: Isn't he supposed to be dead by now? He fell off Yggdrasil, right?

Armisael: These angels are using their powers for all the wrong things.

 

"You mean like the universe?" the kid asked

All: ...what?

 

"Yeah only with an "A" instead of an "E", but enough of me who are you?"

Flonne: *teenager* "And when did you last visit Hinamizawa?"

Armisael: Author? Periods do exist, you know.

 

The kid looked as if he had no idea what Gray was talking about "I don't remember."

Armisael: That sentence is far too long.

 

Gray thought to himself about this for a minute

Dokuro: Hey, that's way too long! Don't make us wait a whole minute!

 

"I know you were just knocked out and all but maybe some sleep would help you remember."

Flonne: *Gray* "Two years oughta do the trick."

 

Gray lied downo

Dokuro: ...huh? How do you lie downo?

 

the humongous branch as if he had lived there his whole life.

Armisael: Probably because he had.

 

The kid was reluctant at first about lying down but eventually he gave up, lied down,

Flonne: He's a liar and a patricidal maniac!

 

and fell asleep.

Flonne: Two years later...

 

 

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[spoiler=Mystery Science Ripoff 3892 — Episode 09: The Legend of Ziamos' date= Part 1]

The Team:

Armisael — The sixteenth angel. He/she (we will assume "she" by her attempted invasion of Rei Ayanami) is very lonely, and once attempted to change her essence to that of the distinctly not-lonely eighteenth angel's (id est, Humanity's) (there were lots of parentheses in this description).

Dokuro — An angel only by the loosest definition, she was sent back in time to kill a reality warper who would transform the human population into attractive underage girls to satisfy his lolicon. She kills him regularly, and yet resurrects him just as often. Her bat may be related ot a certain legendary sword.

Flonne — A fallen angel only by the loosest definition, she started living in Hell the Netherworld after her employer tried to become a god. She's geeky enough to serve as our source of pop culture references. Oddly, she's very naïve, despite the fact that she ought to have seen something by Anno or Kitoh by now.

 

The child backed up against the wall, covered in the blood of his parents,

Armisael: Moral ambiguity. Yay.

Flonne: GASP

 

as the scythe-wielding demon approached him,

Flonne: Scythe-wielding? We barely have any scythes...

Armisael: That would be the Grim Reaper.

 

ready to slice the child in half.

Flonne: GASP

Dokuro: Stop gasping. I don't get the problem here.

 

The child hit the wall and began muttering "I don't wanna die...I don't wanna die."

Dokuro: You probably shouldn't have killed your parents, then.

Flonne: He's really coming off as more of a Kako than a Soryu right now.

Armisael: ...how are you still so naïve...

 

As the demon prepared to take the life of the child

Dokuro: Awkward much?

 

he yelled out "I don't wanna die!!!" and there was a blinding flash of light.

Flonne: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Why, God, WHY DID HE HAVE TO LIVE?!

Dokuro: Pipirupirupirupipirupi![/i]

 

When the light faded the demon had a gaping hole in his torso. The demon alternated his view

Armisael: Alternated his view?

 

from the kid to the hole then he evaporated into a black mist. Behind the demon was a teenager with a smoking finger pointed at where the demon once stood.

Dokuro: DESCRIBE SOMEONE DAMMIT

Flonne: We'll never know what the patricidal maniac, the "savior," or the scythe-wielder look like...

 

"Hey, kid are you alright?" the teenager asked the kid.

Armisael: *teenager* "Say, whose blood is that?"

 

The kid responded by staring up at the teenager in shock, then fainting.

Dokuro: *patricidal maniac* "WHAT HAVE I DONE"

 

"I better get him out of here."

Flonne: *teenager* "And into Death Row!"

 

The teen spoke when he saw a glimmer of golden light from the boys chest

Dokuro: *teenager* "Huh. For once, I didn't kill the demon."

 

"So he's one of the next angels

All: HEY.

Flonne: We refuse to identify with a patricidal maniac!

Dokuro: At least I resurrect him afterward!

 

glad I got here when I could."

Armisael: When you could what?

 

The teen picked up the unconcious kid and walked outside, Then,

Dokuro: THAT'S A PERIOD DAMMIT *swings Excalibolg*

 

out of his back emerged golden feathered wings and flew off

Armisael: ERROR 400: CRITICAL SYNTAX ERROR

 

into the rural area around Haosia.

Flonne: Which, of course, will not be described in any way.

 

As the teenager flew an extremely large tree began to emerge from the horizon.

Armisael: It could have been evergreen, deciduous, or a juniper. The world may never know.

 

It was the largest known tree in the whole planet of Ziamos.

Flonne: Yggdrasil!

 

"Home at last." The teen said

Armisael: ERROR 400 — CRITICAL SYNTAX ERROR

 

as he flew up to one of the extremely high branches

Dokuro: This... is... not... making... SENSE! *swings Excalibolg around madly*

 

and landed, then he placed the kid adjacent to him.

Flonne: Even when you make sense, your wording is so awkward!

 

A few hours later the kid regained conciousness.

Dokuro: That's four S's!

 

"Where am I?" the kid asked before looking down, then screaming and grabbing on to the nearest branch "Calm

Armisael: ERROR 400 — CRITICAL SYNTAX ERROR

 

down, I just brought you here to keep you safe, by the way my name is Gray."

Armisael: *Gray* "Oh, and I speak in a lot of run-on sentences, I deliver too much information with two few words."

 

The kid then calmed down as he saw Gray sitting on the branch

Flonne: I thought he fell off!

Dokuro: Isn't he supposed to be dead by now? He fell off Yggdrasil, right?

Armisael: These angels are using their powers for all the wrong things.

 

"You mean like the universe?" the kid asked

All: ...what?

 

"Yeah only with an "A" instead of an "E", but enough of me who are you?"

Flonne: *teenager* "And when did you last visit Hinamizawa?"

Armisael: Author? Periods do exist, you know.

 

The kid looked as if he had no idea what Gray was talking about "I don't remember."

Armisael: That sentence is far too long.

 

Gray thought to himself about this for a minute

Dokuro: Hey, that's way too long! Don't make us wait a whole minute!

 

"I know you were just knocked out and all but maybe some sleep would help you remember."

Flonne: *Gray* "Two years oughta do the trick."

 

Gray lied downo

Dokuro: ...huh? How do you lie downo?

 

the humongous branch as if he had lived there his whole life.

Armisael: Probably because he had.

 

The kid was reluctant at first about lying down but eventually he gave up, lied down,

Flonne: He's a liar and a patricidal maniac!

 

and fell asleep.

Flonne: Two years later...

 

 

 

 

xD

 

Ohgawd. Sheer Genius.

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This is quite a polarizing fic, ne?

 

Honestly, with a LOT of grammar improvement, the concept could very well save this. Ah, and figuring out why the kid got to kill his parents would also help.

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