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No joke.

 

But you have to be the first person to make me laugh.

 

I don't laugh very easily.

 

Images, text and YouTube videos are all acceptable.

 

I will request a lock of this thread sometime later on today or early tomorrow. If there is no winner by then, too bad.

 

That gives you at least 6 hours.

 

You can post as many times as you want, but no double posting.

 

GOGOGO

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Luvdisc - Brave (Shiny)(F)

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Egg Moves: SPLASH!

 

This is for54years' Epic Fail. It was bred in the days after

the RNG was broken' date=' and breeders had so much free time

on their hands that they chose to waste it breeding the

worst possible pokemon, ever. It is fully redis on Smogon,

but you must link back to my thread if you wish to trade it.

 

Yeah right! I thought it was good for a laugh, though. It was harder than you might think - I had to RNG the parents, too.[/quote']

 

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If this offends anyone, i am sorry, i posted it only to try to get Dark to laugh.

 

I'm so pathetic i have to post here to get points instead of posting like a normal human being on a childrens card game forum filled with people that can't get over that they are playing a 7 year olds card game and they are probably wasting their lives but no one cares because they dont want to admit it themselves becuase they have the exact same problem as everyone else except for Dark that laughs at us all with his lolmods and his lolreligion and Crab Helmet who just pwns everyone with his locks and Wilford Brimley and his drinking game. Then Dark creates a game to reward the first person that will make him laugh, even thoght he wont award the points, because no one will think of that we can not tell if he is laughing or not because we are to busy playing Yugimanz and he will laugh at us all but no one will know it because none of us are stalkers, except for a couple of certain members..., so anyone who posts here will not get any points from Dark thinking that they did not make him laugh while they go cry in a corner holding their Kuriboh praying to Yugi to help them with the Heart of the Cards. While they do that, Dark is still laughing at them because they are too pathetic to even admit how pathetic they are when everyone realizes they "sleep" with their favorite Yugimanz cards and they are their prized possesions and their only friends. Well, did the reality of it all make you laugh Dark, did it? 'Cause even if it did, i know i wont get the points because NO ONE will give 10,000 points just for a lol.

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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

 

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

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Luvdisc - Brave (Shiny)(F)

0/0/0/0/0/0

Egg Moves: SPLASH!

 

This is for54years' Epic Fail. It was bred in the days after

the RNG was broken' date=' and breeders had so much free time

on their hands that they chose to waste it breeding the

worst possible pokemon, ever. It is fully redis on Smogon,

but you must link back to my thread if you wish to trade it.

 

Yeah right! I thought it was good for a laugh, though. It was harder than you might think - I had to RNG the parents, too.[/quote']

 

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If you can get me one of those... I will be forever indebted to you.

 

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping' date=' ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

 

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

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Laughed the first time I heard that. Chuckled the second time. Face-palmed the third time.

 

By the way, this was the third time.

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D: Attempt #2:

 

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

 

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

 

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"

 

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

 

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

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If this doesn't work....

 

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"

 

"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much

as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."

 

"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.

 

Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful,

and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.

 

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large

rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest."

"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."

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Thanks for updating, watching the videos now.

 

If this doesn't work....

 

A young man was lost wandering in a forest' date=' when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"

 

"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much

as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."

 

"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.

 

Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful,

and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.

 

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large

rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest."

"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."

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Seen it before.

 

One thing I don't get is how big the rock was. It said "big rock", yet he could lift it.

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