Guest Welche Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 So, every year me and Santa go give out presents. Whenever someone leaves cookies, I eat them while Santa drinks the milk. What kind of cookies do you leave out for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Because Santa obviously exists. :/ Chips Ahoy. Sometimes Milano cookies. But either way, I eat them all before you and your fat man can get to my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Welche Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 I think thats inconsiderate. Coal is coming your way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Every year, I do get coal. But that fat moron doesn't realize that I can make diamonds out of that coal. So I make a net profit of upwards of $500K a year. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Welche Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Wow, your the smartest person I have ever met. From now on I will tell Santa to give the coal to the good kids and the presents to the bad kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 The only problem with that is, the people who are good and receive the coal, for the most part, are stupid. They won't know how to extract diamonds. The bad kids will still receive presents, and we can sell them for a net profit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Tracker cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Fun fun.I receive diamonds. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Welche Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 The only problem with that is' date=' the people who are good and receive the coal, for the most part, are stupid. They won't know how to extract diamonds. The bad kids will still receive presents, and we can sell them for a net profit.[/quote'] Well, I will tell Santa to quit. Happy now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 The only problem with that is' date=' the people who are good and receive the coal, for the most part, are stupid. They won't know how to extract diamonds. The bad kids will still receive presents, and we can sell them for a net profit.[/quote'] Well, I will tell Santa to quit. Happy now? Yes. We cannot have a moron delivering gifts to all the children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Poison cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Welche Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Poison cookies. I did feel rather sick after last year, then I had some anti-poison cookies and I was alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Maybe Santa Clause should get some permits before invading peoples houses, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 I don't want coal. I don't have the kind of technology that can put it under enough heat and pressure to turn it into a daimond. Oh, and Luna, I think you mean warrants. Plus, I don't leave cookies. Usually some sort of cupcake. (Once for milk, I just left a sticky note saying, "Milk is in the fridge, don't want the cat to get it.") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Welche Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 I don't want coal. I don't have the kind of technology that can put it under enough heat and pressure to turn it into a daimond. Oh' date=' and Luna, I think you mean warrants. Plus, I don't leave cookies. Usually some sort of cupcake. (Once for milk, I just left a sticky note saying, "Milk is in the fridge, don't want the cat to get it.")[/quote'] Lol, Santa was annoyed when you did that. If you need something to pressure the coal, Santa could bring some with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakupenguin Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 chocolate cookies for santa and chocolate milk for you:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Welche Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 chocolate cookies for santa and chocolate milk for you:) You clearly didn't read the thread right. I eat the cookies and santa drinks the milk. For explanations, I eat the cookies because of Santas strict diet. Also, I am the one who goes down the chimney (I can do this with my ninja powers). He goes through the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakupenguin Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 well then chocolate cookies for you and fat-free milk for santa.lol;)actually, i would set a trap for santa and you and hold you for ransom >:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomix Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 I don't. I leave last night's leftovers. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Welche Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 Wow, I remember hating everybody like you. I bring you stuff and you leave me leftovers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomix Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Wow' date=' I remember hating everybody like you. I bring you stuff and you leave me leftovers?[/quote'] Yes thats right. Btw watch out up there. I might of made a clone of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Welche Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Wow' date=' I remember hating everybody like you. I bring you stuff and you leave me leftovers?[/quote'] Yes thats right. Btw watch out up there. I might of made a clone of you. Impossible. Ninjas have no DNA to avoid being identified that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Wow' date=' I remember hating everybody like you. I bring you stuff and you leave me leftovers?[/quote'] Yes thats right. Btw watch out up there. I might of made a clone of you. Impossible. Ninjas have no DNA to avoid being identified that way. No DNA is needed.You just need magic~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Welche Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Wow' date=' I remember hating everybody like you. I bring you stuff and you leave me leftovers?[/quote'] Yes thats right. Btw watch out up there. I might of made a clone of you. Impossible. Ninjas have no DNA to avoid being identified that way. No DNA is needed.You just need magic~ Exactly. Santa has the same DNA as Obama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris91315 Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Chocolate chip cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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