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Fake Knights - the story (ch 116 added!!!! (page 92 now))


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  /ˈpærəˌdɒks/ [par-uh-doks]

–noun

1. a statement or proposition that seems self-contradictory or absurd but in reality expresses a possible truth.

2. a self-contradictory and false proposition.

3. any person, thing, or situation exhibiting an apparently contradictory nature.

4. an opinion or statement contrary to commonly accepted opinion.

 

I love being right.

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Except when you two were both wrong.

 

So on topic what's the big deal with zombies? They are overdone and all but pretty reasonable guys.

 

I bet that if I sat down with them and had a cup of Cola with thier leader we can have the whole invasion thing cleared up.

 

MAybe we can sacrifice Gir to them, it's not like he will be in trouble since he is allegedly immortal.

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I don't like Pizza that much...

 

I'm just that way, it doesn't matter how obvious it looks the other way, nothing is two dimensional. Just because they are undead doesn't immeditly mean we should evoke hostility.

 

Look at DMG she's a vampire, vampires are dead. Do we care? No.

 

I bet they just want the mansion because they are homeless. WE can hire them as tenats while El Make tells us how they will kill us in our sleep.

 

I beat one of them can be my bestest friend.

 

Then my class changes from Witclemist (a combination of witchcraft and alchemy so closely fused that the distinction is impossible to note) to necromancer.

 

And you claim your a genius. >.>

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Your mean. DX

 

Zombies deserve equal rights, just because all of us weren't lucky enough to get attacked by a vampire when we died doesn't mean you should treat them like lesser beings.

 

I demand all zombies be allowed equal standing within the Fake Kingdom's walls.

 

Why should they be treated as lesser than Fake Types for the sole crime of existence?

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Mostly becasue they aren't a Fake Type besides since when did you become a civil rights activist?

Besides I never claimed to be a genius, I just claimed to be good with Technology and tools.

Besides the Zombies ate my Waffles and Gir says they ate his tacos.

That is a crime of the highest degree.

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Zombies have Autism, they can't digest Gluten.

 

Therefore they can't eat waffles.

 

Thats why they eat human flesh, they need the carbs that comes from our consumption of sugars and grains.

 

I am not much of a civil rights activist, I just demand equality. If no one listens I won't resort to aggression.

 

By the way, what did you think the idealist sub-type was? Dictators?

 

Plus if we treat real types as worse than fake types than if we win it will be in the right for a real type knights to be formed and squash us.

 

I call it the Kronos effect.

 

@Dmg: Well do the zombies get any health benefits, do they get awards for better acts of bravery? Do they at least get saturday off?

 

They should be allowed to prosper from thier aid to us.

 

I like zombies anyway.

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The KRonos effect refers to when someone is usurped for being corrupt, should the corruption resume then the former heros become dictators and will be executed by someone in the name of justice.

 

Just like they once did.

 

The fake type rebellion is a misnomer, it supports the mainstream theory of fake types being bad. IT was created not because we are corrupt but because Major Tim was either annoyed by us or had a conservitive philosophy as opposed to our liberal one.

 

If anything the Knights are the rebels and the Rebellion are the defenders of the masses.

 

We weren't prominent enough to justify attribute the Kronos effect to our downfall.

 

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How come I having a cute girl in my avatar made me a political commentor/philosophor.

 

Plus I want to read Clockwork orange...

 

Odd.

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so... why're you guys discussing zombies?

 

Anyway, ch 34 and 35 added.

 

Screw ch 30, ch 35 is my new favorite.

 

*goes off to hide from Creator*

 

Oh yeah, since Cree-bozu suggested the idea, he's the protagonist in ch 35.

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Darklink you do know that this wasn't my idea purposely right?

Nor did I ask to be the protaganist.

Now I'm going to go get the electric chair out of the basement, you have five minutes to run as far as you can befroe I get my hunting rifle and attept to kill you.

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