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Do you like waffles?

 

Do you like pancakes?

 

Do you like french toast?

 

Do you like alchohol?

 

Have you ever kissed a girl?

 

Have you ever read and finished a Harry Potter book?

 

Have you ever seen 2012?

 

Why is the cake a lie?

 

Did you know mountains are giant rocks?

 

Are we in outer space?

 

Why do aliens live in outer space?

 

Why am I an idiot?

 

Are you gay?

 

Did you know we're standing on a giant rock?

 

Did you know we're aliens to aliens?

 

Did you know parrots can talk?

 

Did you know that you mom is older than you?

 

Are you bored?

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Do you like waffles? No

 

Do you like pancakes? No

 

Do you like french toast? No

 

Do you like alchohol? Yes

 

Have you ever kissed a girl? No

 

Have you ever read and finished a Harry Potter book? No

 

Have you ever seen 2012? lolwut?

 

Why is the cake a lie? THE CAKE IS A LIE!

 

Did you know mountains are giant rocks? Yes

 

Are we in outer space? Yes

 

Why do aliens live in outer space? Because they're idiots

 

Why am I an idiot? Because you don't know why alines live in outer space.

 

Are you gay? funk no

 

Did you know we're standing on a giant rock? tbh' date=' I thought I am sitting on a chair haxing yar computah[/b']

 

Did you know we're aliens to aliens? Describe the word 'alien'

 

Did you know parrots can talk? I teached them to talk.

 

Did you know that you mom is older than you? I have a mom?

 

Are you bored? YES

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Do you like Yugioh?

 

Do you like Yugioh Abridged?

 

Do you liek mudkipz?

 

Do you like Pokemon?

 

Is your dad gay?

 

What type of alchohol do you usually drink?

 

What is icy blue?

 

Do you like pie?

 

Do you like school?

 

Did you know I come from Jupiter?

 

Did you know Nessie is a Plesiosaur?

 

Did you know that I ate your next Birthday Cake?

 

Did you know HEESA CHARGIN HEES LAZOR!!!!!?????

 

Did you know that Edward's and Bella's daughter is called Renesmee?

 

Did you know there isn't a manga for DBGT?

 

Did you know the world will end in 2012?

 

Did you know the PotUSoA is Barrack Obama?

 

Why is Twillight's last novel called Breaking Dawn?

 

Do you like Twillight or any of it's sequels?

 

Do you like cartoons?

 

Did you know Batman is Bruce Wayne?

 

Did you know Superman's weakness is Kryptonite?

 

Did you know Superman has a cousin?

 

Why do cakes have icing?

 

Have you ever tasted the FOURTH FLAVOR?

 

Why is Kaiba obsessed with giant rocks?

 

Why aren't people obsessed with giant rocks?

 

Why does Sasuke lack Hatred?

 

What is your Name?

 

What happens if an Elitist cross-breeds with a Noob?

 

Did you know that I'm right behind you?

 

Are you tired?

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Do you like Yugioh? lolYugimonz

 

Do you like Yugioh Abridged? lolYugimonz

 

Do you liek mudkipz? MUDKIPZ!!!!111

 

Do you like Pokemon? lolPokemanz

 

Is your dad gay? No

 

What type of alchohol do you usually drink? Whisk

 

What is icy blue? Icy blue

 

Do you like pie? If it has cocaine.

 

Do you like school? I don't go to school. Use your brains' date=' would you rather study and go to school or [s']kill[/s] investigate murders and be a detective?

 

Did you know I come from Jupiter? lolJupiter

 

Did you know Nessie is a Plesiosaur? Nessie's my cousin.

 

Did you know that I ate your next Birthday Cake? funk you

 

Did you know HEESA CHARGIN HEES LAZOR!!!!!????? OMG!

 

Did you know that Edward's and Bella's daughter is called Renesmee? Renesmee who?

 

Did you know there isn't a manga for DBGT? lolDragonBall

 

Did you know the world will end in 2012? No it doesn't

 

Did you know the PotUSoA is Barrack Obama? Obama making war. This should prove to be interesting.

 

Why is Twillight's last novel called Breaking Dawn? Ewwww Twilight

 

Do you like Twillight or any of it's sequels? Ewwww Twilight

 

Do you like cartoons? No

 

Did you know Batman is Bruce Wayne? Yes

 

Did you know Superman's weakness is Kryptonite? Yes

 

Did you know Superman has a cousin? orly?

 

Why do cakes have icing? They taste better

 

Have you ever tasted the FOURTH FLAVOR? funk yeah

 

Why is Kaiba obsessed with giant rocks? lolYugimanz

 

Why aren't people obsessed with giant rocks? I think Mt. Everest is kool

 

Why does Sasuke lack Hatred? lolNaruto

 

What is your Name? Sherlock Holmes

 

What happens if an Elitist cross-breeds with a Noob? You get an elite noob. Remember, kids, don't try this at home.

 

Did you know that I'm right behind you? I c wut u did thar

 

Are you tired? As hell, yes

 

Why are you awesome? o:

 

Because I bribe people I just am

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Did you know I found a time machine?

 

Did you know I visited each and every one of your future birthdays and ate each and every one of your future Birthday Cakes?

 

Did you know that sometimes when it was your birthday, the cake was already eaten; that was me?

 

Did you know I can teleport?

 

Did you know I've discovered the secret to time and space?

 

Did you know that I'm an idiot?

 

Because I WANT to be an idiot?

 

Did you know that I'm merciless?

 

Did you know they are actually making a real movie called lolYugimonz?

 

Did you know that your latest culprit was my friend who also happens to be my brother, son, and great-grandfather?

 

Did you know that cake was originally meant to be only for the Divine Gods, but a mortal managed to steal the recipe?

 

In other words, did you know cake is a divine food?

 

Why did you become a detective?

 

If there was no mysteries or anything of the sort at all in the galaxy, what would you do?

 

If you had the choice between a baby dragon or a baby kitten as a pet, which would you choose?

 

If I were to drop the bucket of water I'm holding right behind you onto you, would you be mad?

 

Did you know that your parents could have been rich if it wasn't for me?

 

In other words, did you know I altered and changed time and space itself?

 

Did you know I am now currently selling out your baby pictures on Ebay?

 

For $FREE?

 

I said $3, are you deaf or something?

 

If I were to say "Boo!" right now, would you be shocked as to find out that I am actually in your house?

 

Did you know that I'm currently using my laptop right behind you, using your internet?

 

Did you know that every time you turn around, I teleport somewhere?

 

Honestly, stop that. The whole teleportation thing is getting tiring. Please?

 

Can I drop my bucket of water now?

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Did you know I found a time machine? No you didn't. I did.

 

Did you know I visited each and every one of your future birthdays and ate each and every one of your future Birthday Cakes? funk YOU

 

Did you know that sometimes when it was your birthday' date=' the cake was already eaten; that was me? [b']No, I ate it with Watson[/b]

 

Did you know I can teleport? Did you know that I can read your mind?

 

Did you know I've discovered the secret to time and space? No, Einstein did it.

 

Did you know that I'm an idiot? Yes

 

Because I WANT to be an idiot? Yes

 

Did you know that I'm merciless?No you're not, you're an idiot. Hey, that rhymed.

 

Did you know they are actually making a real movie called lolYugimonz? lollolYugimonz

 

Did you know that your latest culprit was my friend who also happens to be my brother, son, and great-grandfather? Uh, I'm afraid my last culprit was the Tooth Fairy

 

Did you know that cake was originally meant to be only for the Divine Gods, but a mortal managed to steal the recipe? Wait, I'm not a Divine God?

 

In other words, did you know cake is a divine food? I eat Divine Food

 

Why did you become a detective? I smoked too much cocaine

 

If there was no mysteries or anything of the sort at all in the galaxy, what would you do? Smoke more cocaine

 

If you had the choice between a baby dragon or a baby kitten as a pet, which would you choose? Neither.

 

If I were to drop the bucket of water I'm holding right behind you onto you, would you be mad? To say it more aproppriately, I'd go crazy.

 

Did you know that your parents could have been rich if it wasn't for me? I have parents?

 

In other words, did you know I altered and changed time and space itself?

No' date=' Einstein did it[/quote']

 

Did you know I am now currently selling out your baby pictures on Ebay? I was a baby sometimes?

 

For $FREE? I'll go buy them.

 

I said $3, are you deaf or something? I c wut u did thar

 

If I were to say "Boo!" right now, would you be shocked as to find out that I am actually in your house? If I were to say "Boo!" right now, would YOU be shocked as to find out that I am actually in YOUR house?

 

Did you know that I'm currently using my laptop right behind you, using your internet? Did you know that I'm currently using my laptop right behind YOU, using YOUR internet?

 

Did you know that every time you turn around, I teleport somewhere? Did YOU know that every time YOU turn around, I smoke some more cocaine?

 

Honestly, stop that. The whole teleportation thing is getting tiring. Please? Here. Take some cocaine. It makes YOUfeel better.

 

Can I drop my bucket of water now? No.

 

How hot is your mom?

 

I have a mom?

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Guest Merciful Idiot

Did you know I found a time machine?

 

Did you know I visited each and every one of your future birthdays and ate each and every one of your future Birthday Cakes?

 

Did you know that sometimes when it was your birthday' date=' the cake was already eaten; that was me?

 

Did you know I can teleport?

 

Did you know I've discovered the secret to time and space?

 

Did you know that I'm an idiot?

 

Because I WANT to be an idiot?

 

Did you know that I'm merciless?

 

Did you know they are actually making a real movie called lolYugimonz?

 

Did you know that your latest culprit was my friend who also happens to be my brother, son, and great-grandfather?

 

Did you know that cake was originally meant to be [b']only[/b] for the Divine Gods, but a mortal managed to steal the recipe?

 

In other words, did you know cake is a divine food?

 

Why did you become a detective?

 

If there was no mysteries or anything of the sort at all in the galaxy, what would you do?

 

If you had the choice between a baby dragon or a baby kitten as a pet, which would you choose?

 

If I were to drop the bucket of water I'm holding right behind you onto you, would you be mad?

 

Did you know that your parents could have been rich if it wasn't for me?

 

In other words, did you know I altered and changed time and space itself?

 

Did you know I am now currently selling out your baby pictures on Ebay?

 

For $FREE?

 

I said $3, are you deaf or something?

 

If I were to say "Boo!" right now, would you be shocked as to find out that I am actually in your house?

 

Did you know that I'm currently using my laptop right behind you, using your internet?

 

Did you know that every time you turn around, I teleport somewhere?

 

Honestly, stop that. The whole teleportation thing is getting tiring. Please?

 

Can I drop my bucket of water now?

 

?

 

lol

 

You forgot to answer my questions.

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Why does Windows hate you? =o

 

Because Windows is an idiot =o

 

Did you know I found a time machine? No you didn't. I did.

 

Did you know I visited each and every one of your future birthdays and ate each and every one of your future Birthday Cakes? funk YOU

 

Did you know that sometimes when it was your birthday' date=' the cake was already eaten; that was me? [b']No, I ate it with Watson[/b]

 

Did you know I can teleport? Did you know that I can read your mind?

 

Did you know I've discovered the secret to time and space? No, Einstein did it.

 

Did you know that I'm an idiot? Yes

 

Because I WANT to be an idiot? Yes

 

Did you know that I'm merciless?No you're not, you're an idiot. Hey, that rhymed.

 

Did you know they are actually making a real movie called lolYugimonz? lollolYugimonz

 

Did you know that your latest culprit was my friend who also happens to be my brother, son, and great-grandfather? Uh, I'm afraid my last culprit was the Tooth Fairy

 

Did you know that cake was originally meant to be only for the Divine Gods, but a mortal managed to steal the recipe? Wait, I'm not a Divine God?

 

In other words, did you know cake is a divine food? I eat Divine Food

 

Why did you become a detective? I smoked too much cocaine

 

If there was no mysteries or anything of the sort at all in the galaxy, what would you do? Smoke more cocaine

 

If you had the choice between a baby dragon or a baby kitten as a pet, which would you choose? Neither.

 

If I were to drop the bucket of water I'm holding right behind you onto you, would you be mad? To say it more aproppriately, I'd go crazy.

 

Did you know that your parents could have been rich if it wasn't for me? I have parents?

 

In other words, did you know I altered and changed time and space itself?

No' date=' Einstein did it[/quote']

 

Did you know I am now currently selling out your baby pictures on Ebay? I was a baby sometimes?

 

For $FREE? I'll go buy them.

 

I said $3, are you deaf or something? I c wut u did thar

 

If I were to say "Boo!" right now, would you be shocked as to find out that I am actually in your house? If I were to say "Boo!" right now, would YOU be shocked as to find out that I am actually in YOUR house?

 

Did you know that I'm currently using my laptop right behind you, using your internet? Did you know that I'm currently using my laptop right behind YOU, using YOUR internet?

 

Did you know that every time you turn around, I teleport somewhere? Did YOU know that every time YOU turn around, I smoke some more cocaine?

 

Honestly, stop that. The whole teleportation thing is getting tiring. Please? Here. Take some cocaine. It makes YOUfeel better.

 

Can I drop my bucket of water now? No.

 

?

 

lol

 

You forgot to answer my questions.

 

Go check your eyes

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Why does Windows hate you? =o

 

Because Windows is an idiot =o

 

Did you know I found a time machine? No you didn't. I did.

 

Did you know I visited each and every one of your future birthdays and ate each and every one of your future Birthday Cakes? f*** YOU

 

Did you know that sometimes when it was your birthday' date=' the cake was already eaten; that was me? [b']No, I ate it with Watson[/b]

 

Did you know I can teleport? Did you know that I can read your mind?

 

Did you know I've discovered the secret to time and space? No, Einstein did it.

 

Did you know that I'm an idiot? Yes

 

Because I WANT to be an idiot? Yes

 

Did you know that I'm merciless?No you're not, you're an idiot. Hey, that rhymed.

 

Did you know they are actually making a real movie called lolYugimonz? lollolYugimonz

 

Did you know that your latest culprit was my friend who also happens to be my brother, son, and great-grandfather? Uh, I'm afraid my last culprit was the Tooth Fairy

 

Did you know that cake was originally meant to be only for the Divine Gods, but a mortal managed to steal the recipe? Wait, I'm not a Divine God?

 

In other words, did you know cake is a divine food? I eat Divine Food

 

Why did you become a detective? I smoked too much cocaine

 

If there was no mysteries or anything of the sort at all in the galaxy, what would you do? Smoke more cocaine

 

If you had the choice between a baby dragon or a baby kitten as a pet, which would you choose? Neither.

 

If I were to drop the bucket of water I'm holding right behind you onto you, would you be mad? To say it more aproppriately, I'd go crazy.

 

Did you know that your parents could have been rich if it wasn't for me? I have parents?

 

In other words, did you know I altered and changed time and space itself?

No' date=' Einstein did it[/quote']

 

Did you know I am now currently selling out your baby pictures on Ebay? I was a baby sometimes?

 

For $FREE? I'll go buy them.

 

I said $3, are you deaf or something? I c wut u did thar

 

If I were to say "Boo!" right now, would you be shocked as to find out that I am actually in your house? If I were to say "Boo!" right now, would YOU be shocked as to find out that I am actually in YOUR house?

 

Did you know that I'm currently using my laptop right behind you, using your internet? Did you know that I'm currently using my laptop right behind YOU, using YOUR internet?

 

Did you know that every time you turn around, I teleport somewhere? Did YOU know that every time YOU turn around, I smoke some more cocaine?

 

Honestly, stop that. The whole teleportation thing is getting tiring. Please? Here. Take some cocaine. It makes YOUfeel better.

 

Can I drop my bucket of water now? No.

 

?

 

lol

 

You forgot to answer my questions.

 

Go check your eyes

 

Einstein did discover it but.....

 

 

SO DID I........

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