~Shore Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 He's the most widely perpetuated hoax in the whole world, and "he" deserves props for that. But no, there is no cheery fat man in red bringing gifts, it's just good ol' mom and dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why do i even bother. Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 there is Santa........last christmas he could not get ma giant lump a coal through the chimney so he kicked down the front door! then i watched him raid the fridge and MAH COOKIEZ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Half Vamp Riku Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 in my heart he's real but in realality he's not,wow that was deep and rikuish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Yeah I do' date=' If I belive in Santa I belive in God and Jesus.People who dont belive In god sorta hate the U.S.AExample: I pledge allegience to the flag of the United States of Ameica, and to the republic for which is stand, one nation, UNDER GOD, indivisble and liberity and justice for all.[/quote'] I'm not American. Does that make me a bad person too? I hate you if your an atheist I literally hate you' date=' fu¢kin' atheist[/quote'] Believing in a false deity makes me a bad person. You give religious believers a bad name, you elitist dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Yeah I do' date=' If I belive in Santa I belive in God and Jesus.People who dont belive In god sorta hate the U.S.AExample: I pledge allegience to the flag of the United States of Ameica, and to the republic for which is stand, one nation, UNDER GOD, indivisble and liberity and justice for all.[/quote'] I'm not American. Does that make me a bad person too? I hate you if your an atheist I literally hate you' date=' fu¢kin' atheist[/quote'] Believing in a false deity makes me a bad person. You give religious believers a bad name, you elitist dick. The sudden rise of people being Atheist...and not really knowing why...gives people a bad name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 The sudden rise of people being Atheist...and not really knowing why...gives people a bad name. That can be taken both ways, though. More importantly, are you saying that directly to me or just stating it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 You know what would be really LOL?? People believing that Santa is real but God isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 You know what would be really LOL?? People believing that Santa is real but God isn't. Santa was real, that's fact. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmc1234 Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 My parents told me that all the magic i thought was real on the holidays is a lie when i was 11 So that ruined the spirit of the holiday for me lol XD But for you that do believe in the joly fella, Hope Santa Claus lands on your roof, breaks in your house, jacks are your cookies and milk and leave you sheet you don't want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fategazer Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Saint "Santa Claus" Nicholas highly likely lived quite some time ago' date=' but he's dead now. He exists as an idea and as a corpse/dust. ^_^[/quote'] ^_^ Yeah, he highly likely lived a long time ago. Long. But he's probably dead, and the parents take on the tradition and give you gifts. They also eat the milk and cookies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 My parents told me that all the magic i thought was real on the holidays is a lie when i was 11 So that ruined the spirit of the holiday for me lol XD But for you that do believe in the joly fella' date=' Hope Santa Claus lands on your roof, breaks in your house, jacks are your cookies and milk and leave you s*** you don't want[/quote'] OMG you're lame. I never believed in Santa my whole life and became an Atheist at 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmc1234 Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 My parents told me that all the magic i thought was real on the holidays is a lie when i was 11 So that ruined the spirit of the holiday for me lol XD But for you that do believe in the joly fella' date=' Hope Santa Claus lands on your roof, breaks in your house, jacks are your cookies and milk and leave you s*** you don't want[/quote'] OMG you're lame. I never believed in Santa my whole life and became an Atheist at 10. Congratufuckalations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yugioh42 Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Yes he does, I him caught on tape. link: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmc1234 Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 you know thats fake rite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 No' date=' to be serious, hes only a advertisment gag from Coka Cola ^^[/quote'] Santa came WAY before Coca Cola you idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free Style Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Of course I don't believe in Santa Claus. He's not real, he's fake. It's just some guy in a costume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Yes he does' date=' I him caught on tape. link: [/quote'] If he's so slow how come he visits 800 million fu*king children in 24 hours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why do i even bother. Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Yes he does' date=' I him caught on tape. link: [/quote'] If he's so slow how come he visits 800 million fu*king children in 24 hours? he freezes time DUH lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Mimi:. Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 He existed once. He was some guy that lived in some town which I can't remember the name of. He asked the parents if their kids had been good. So, once a year, for about 30 years, he gave the good kids a present and the bad ones some coal. That's true by the way. And yes, I do believe in Santa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Yes he does' date=' I him caught on tape. link: [/quote'] If he's so slow how come he visits 800 million fu*king children in 24 hours? he freezes time DUH lol. How do you freeze time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero~ Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 no. No, I don't. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowerlinX Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Nope, at least it wasn't spoiled for me when I was 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Really, that's all I have to say on the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ursus Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Er...no. I do not believe in Santa Claus, based on the fact that I once wanted a tank, and what did I get? A toy version... >:-[ On a side note, I'm rather realistic, so I know that there are no magical Santa's, just many fake replicas trying to spread joy in the hearts of little children. And, Big Brother, I am going to laugh at that long into the night. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortoise Kyle Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 Heres how I think it goes:Santa has an outerspace space station along with his north pole vacation home. His elves only make the toys like the wooden trains and such, while santa gets free toys from all the major retailers because he is santa.Santa does not deliver presents in his sleigh (He used to) but now he uses supersonic jets.Many of santas elves deliver presents too.The presents just fall out of his cargo compartment and because they have magic, can float down, go through your wall like a ghost (magic) and plop under your tree. All and all, santa still exists. You know what would be really LOL?? People believing that Santa is real but God isn't.Congrats. You should be loling right when you see this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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