Nero™ Posted November 27, 2009 Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 Ok just say One blonde jokeAnswer in Spoiler plz Il'l start Why did the blonde stare at the canned juice[spoiler=answer]Because it said Consintrate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 2 Blonds walk into a building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero™ Posted November 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 and then what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Beasto Perezoso Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 How many blonde jokes are there?[spoiler=Answer:]Just one, the rest are all true stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 A blonde is walking through a field of flowers.She sees another blonde, in a rowboat.The first blonde yells, "Hey! It's you who's giving us blondes a bad name! If I could swim, I'd come over there and kick your @$$!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuri Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 answer to above joke^ To bad you would fly to beverly hills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freggreen Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Two blondes decided that this Christmas they wanted to cut down their own Christmas tree. So they drove two hours into the country and walked deep into the woods to find the perfect Christmas tree. They had planned the trip well, especially considering that they were blond. They were dressed warmly with boots, warm coats and hats. They had a chain saw, hatchet, a bag to protect the tree and rope to drag it back to their car. Every detail was covered. They searched and searched. They had gone to all this trouble, nothing but the prefect tree would do. They searched for hours through knee deep snow and biting wind. Finally, five hours later with the sun beginning to go down, one blonde says to the other, "I can't take this anymore. I give up! There are hundreds of beautiful trees out here. Let's just pick one whether it's decorated or not!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Two blondes decided that this Christmas they wanted to cut down their own Christmas tree. So they drove two hours into the country and walked deep into the woods to find the perfect Christmas tree. They had planned the trip well' date=' especially considering that they were blond. They were dressed warmly with boots, warm coats and hats. They had a chain saw, hatchet, a bag to protect the tree and rope to drag it back to their car. Every detail was covered. They searched and searched. They had gone to all this trouble, nothing but the prefect tree would do. They searched for hours through knee deep snow and biting wind. Finally, five hours later with the sun beginning to go down, one blonde says to the other, "I can't take this anymore. I give up! There are hundreds of beautiful trees out here. Let's just pick one whether it's decorated or not!"[/quote'] lolz:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shatteredfox Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Two blondes decided that this Christmas they wanted to cut down their own Christmas tree. So they drove two hours into the country and walked deep into the woods to find the perfect Christmas tree. They had planned the trip well' date=' especially considering that they were blond. They were dressed warmly with boots, warm coats and hats. They had a chain saw, hatchet, a bag to protect the tree and rope to drag it back to their car. Every detail was covered. They searched and searched. They had gone to all this trouble, nothing but the prefect tree would do. They searched for hours through knee deep snow and biting wind. Finally, five hours later with the sun beginning to go down, one blonde says to the other, "I can't take this anymore. I give up! There are hundreds of beautiful trees out here. Let's just pick one whether it's decorated or not!"[/quote'] This one made me laugh hard, also. This one I remembered someone telling me a while back. A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. 'I'm sorry,' says the pharmacist, 'We don't have any.' 'But, I always buy it here,' says the blonde .'Do you have the container that it came in?' asks the pharmacist.'Yes,' said the blonde , 'I'll go home and get it.' She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, 'This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.' Annoyed, the blonde snatches the containerback and reads out loud from the container ... 'TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero™ Posted December 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 lolzA blonde walks in to a Florida shoe shop then she asks....Blonde:can I please have your finest crocodile shoes.Shop Assistant: Im so sorry Madam but were out of stock.Blonde:Ok fine I'll just find my own. As she walks out the Shoe Shop Two hours later The shop Assistant was driving home then he see's the blonde up to hips in water with Shotgun in hand Then a 9-foot crocodile was approaching her,she shoots itwith amazing strength she turns it over just like she did to 7 other crocs then she says Blonde:Great another one without shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 lolzA blonde walks in to a Florida shoe shop then she asks....Blonde:can I please have your finest crocodile shoes.Shop Assistant: Im so sorry Madam but were out of stock.Blonde:Ok fine I'll just find my own. As she walks out the Shoe Shop Two hours later The shop Assistant was driving home then he see's the blonde up to hips in water with Shotgun in hand Then a 9-foot crocodile was approaching her' date='she shoots itwith amazing strength she turns it over just like she did to 7 other crocs then she says Blonde:Great another one without shoes.[/quote'] :shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock: I guess crocs aren't over-populated anymore. And to be honest, very few places in Florida actually sell Crocodile shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 A blond cheerleading team finally had their big break. They were also trusted to write down "Go Team!" on a banner. When the big day arrived, what happened was that they spelled their banner "To Geam!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Lightning Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little sheet on your knee." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero™ Posted December 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 A blonde police woman pulls over a Burnette in her sportscarBlonde :Excuse me you went over the speed limitBurnette: Ok but don't you need my licence?Blonde 1:Yes I do the Burnette then pulls out a mirror and the blonde says: Oh you are a Police woman your free to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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