The Legend of Zelda: Ganon's Return (Rated Ages 7+)

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My newest fan fic. I intend to actually finish this one.

 

[spoiler=Introduction]

You've probably played a game in the Legend of Zelda series. If you haven't, why are reading this? Anyway, in most of the games in the series the final boss is Ganon, or Ganondorf. And in each game Nintendo finds and excuse to bring him back. Well, he's back again in this story, but this time, he's stronger than ever.

 

Will Link be able to defeat him again? Or will he fall into the shadows?

Find out in:

[align=center]"The Legend of Zelda:

Ganon's Return"

(which starts...

NOW!)[/align]

 

[spoiler=Chapter 1 - The Resurrection]

The Dark Wizards grinned evilly as they put the last ingredient for the potion into the cauldron. This ingredient was leftover blood from the scene of Ganon's death.

 

Then they took the body of their master, Ganondorf and put it into the cauldron.

 

The potion started to sizzle. Then it started to smoke. Then it started to rumble. And then everything stopped. The wizards were worried. And then, suddenly, the cauldron exploded and smoke covered the wizards, preventing them from seeing what had happened.

 

A few moments later, the smoke faded and they saw their master standing where the cauldron had been.

 

"Master Ganondorf," the first wizard said, "can you hear me?"

 

"Yes," said Ganon, "thank you for resurrecting me. And now I shall get revenge on that kid, Link. But first, I need weapons."

 

So Ganon walked over to his trusty Wall o' Weapons, which had been updated by the wizards.

 

The first thing he picked up was a six-foot long black-bladed sword that could cut through a house with one hit.

 

Then he picked up a shield that had a spell on it that made it reflect anything that touched it.

 

He felt that this was enough. He then went into the Link-Tracking Room. He pressed a few buttons, typed a few words, and then the location of Link came up on the screen.

 

Link was at the Temple of Time.

 

"Now!" said Ganon. "To get my revenge!"

 

And he set off to the Temple of Time.

 

[spoiler=Chapter 2 - The Trap]

As Link was walking toward the Pedestal of Time, a loud beeping noise started. Link knew what this meant. It meant that there was an incoming message from Hyrule Castle, which usually meant it was Princess Zelda, because no one else ever called.

 

The Spiritual Stones projected a holographic version of Zelda above them. The message was:

 

"Hello, Link. We have not seen each other in quite some time. How about you come to Hyrule Castle today? Thank you, Link. Good bye."

 

So off Link went to Hyrule Castle, although he had a very bad feeling in the pit of his stomach. He knew he had heard that same, exact message before.

 

When he reached Hyrule Castle and went inside to Zelda's Tower, there was not only Zelda waiting for him there. Standing beside Zelda was the evil Ganondorf.

 

"Ganondorf!" Link exclaimed. "I thought I killed you! Are you a hologram?"

 

"You did kill me and I'm not a hologram. The Dark Wizards resurrected me and now I'm stronger than ever!" Ganon replied with an evil laugh.

 

"What are you doing here then?" Link asked.

 

"I tracked you down and I saw that you were at the Temple of Time, but I figured you would come here if I played that holographic message in front of the projector. And now I have both of you right where I want you!" Ganon replied.

 

"Defeat Ganon, Link!" Zelda shouted.

 

Link nodded and then grabbed the Master Sword and his Hylian Shield and got into his famous battle stance. Ganon did the same, but then he grabbed Zelda and jumped out the window.

 

"You'll never get away, Ganondorf!" Link shouted after him.

 

So Link also jumped out the window—and fell right into a cage! Then the cage disappeared.

 

The next moment, Link opened his eyes and he was in the cage, but in Ganon's Tower.

 

And the worst thing of all was...the Master Sword was gone!

 

[spoiler=Chapter 3 - The Dark Wizard Battle]

Link was looking for a way out of the cage when Ganon's servants, The Dark Wizards, came up to the cage.

 

"I see you have lost your sword," said the first wizard.

 

"Well, we might know where it is," said the second wizard.

 

"But we'll only give it to you," said the third wizard, "if you join us."

 

"Never!" Link shouted.

 

"Well then, open up the cage so I can kill you!" said the first wizard.

 

And the cage opened. Link got into his battle stance, except without his sword, and the wizards got into their battle stances, and the battle began.

 

"Saphuko!" shouted the third wizard.

 

The spell was directed right at Link and he quickly dodged it.

 

The next spell was Pamikasino and it came from the first wizard. Link had more luck with this one. The spell hit his shield and bounced back and hit the second wizard, making him disappear.

 

The third spell, coming from wizard number three, had the same result, but it hit it's caster.

 

Then, with only Link and the first wizard left, the real battle began.

 

"Now, Link," said the Dark Wizard, "you shall die. Shupaskionokamakaloo!!!"

 

Then, a seven-foot by seven-foot red ball emerged from the tip of the Dark Wizard's wand and threw itself directly at Link, and at the same time, they both heard Ganon screaming and then saw the Master Sword falling from the ceiling. Link caught it and stabbed the ball right in the middle.

 

At first nothing happened, but a few moments later, the ball exploded into thousands of pieces. Then Link quickly stabbed the Dark Wizard while he was in a sort of a trance. A few moments later, the wizard disappeared. Then a door opened on the other side of the room. Link walked over to it and stepped in.

 

 

More will be added soon.

[duel tester]

im a loz fan but this...................story

is quite um...... interesting?????

role reversal is good.

there is one part in this ory tha makes no relaion to the loz world!!!!

 

 

He then went into the Link-Tracking Room. He pressed a few buttons, typed a few words, and then the location of Link came up on the screen.

 

that is the only thing in this story that doesnt make sence!!!!!!!

legend of zelda is a fictional fairytale!!!

not!!! a!!! Si-fi!!!!!!

 

fix that part and i will continue reading this fan fic!!!!!

and you call your self a LOZ fan.......

HA!!!!

i have seen better storys than this on youtube!!!!!

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Chapters 2 and 3 are up!

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BUMP!

[Guest Supreme Gamesmaster]

[spoiler=Mystery Science Ripoff 3892 Episode 04 — Ganon's Return, Part 1]

Our MySTing team hails from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time's continuity. Link, Navi, Saria, and Ganondorf will be joining us for today's episode.

 

[6][5][4][3][2][1]

 

You've probably played a game in the Legend of Zelda series.

Link: Or, you know, been in them.

 

If you haven't, why are reading this?

Navi: Perhaps we're looking for a good story?

 

Anyway, in most of the games in the series the final boss is Ganon, or Ganondorf.

Ganondorf: Both, actually.

 

And in each game Nintendo finds and excuse to bring him back.

Ganondorf: It's a lot easier when you remember I'm pretty much invincible.

 

Well, he's back again in this story, but this time, he's stronger than ever.

Saria: ...oh, dear.

Zelda: Among surviving the Phoenix Flare, being stabbed in the head with Master Sword, and the Sages' execution, it's not like he was ever a pushover to begin with.

Ganondorf: Let's see how you can improve on me.

 

Will Link be able to defeat him again?

Navi: Actually, one Link usually only fights Ganondorf once...

 

Or will he fall into the shadows?

Saria: Somehow I think there was a little hyperbole in the last few paragraphs. Ganondorf is rather smart; this author is using quite cliché tactics.

 

Find out in:

"The Legend of Zelda:

Ganon's Return"

(which starts...

NOW!)

Navi: Pipirupirupirupipirupi...

Saria: *fanfare* Hai, raki!

 

The Dark Wizards

Link: Ooh, a cabal.

Ganondorf: They sound more appropriate for the Twilight Realm.

Navi: Or an '80s video game.

 

grinned evilly

Link: *Keel Lorenz* The Instrumentality Project is going according to schedule.

 

as they put the last ingredient for the potion

Saria: A Blue Potion, specifically.

 

into the cauldron. This ingredient was leftover blood from the scene of Ganon's death.

Saria: I seem to remember this being the bit where Link had already lost.

 

Then

Navi: Hang on, what's the scene of Ganon's death? What'd he do that was so evil last time besides being an ambitious conqueror? What did Link have to sacrifice in order to stop him?

 

they

Navi: ...we get no answers, huh?

 

took the body of their master, Ganondorf

Ganondorf: Soft. I don't recall ever contracting "Dark Wizards" to do my bidding. What are those?

 

and put it into the cauldron.

Link: *Peter Pettigrew* Blood of the servant, willingly given...

 

The potion started to sizzle.

Saria: *Maya Ibuki* Cooling systems nominal!

Link: *Shigeru Aoba* Pilot has reached the cockpit position within the entry plug!

 

Then it started to smoke.

Navi: Double, double, toil and trouble / fire burn and cauldron bubble

 

Then it started to rumble.

Ganondorf: *Dr. Frankenstein* IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIIIIIIVE!

 

And then everything stopped.

Link: *plays Song of Time*

 

The wizards were worried.

Navi: *Wizard 2* You added the finger of the birth-strangled babe, right?

Saria: *Wizard 3* That's in there. What about your blind-worm's sting?

 

And then, suddenly, the cauldron exploded

Navi: *Wizard 2* I told you Ganondorf wasn't a baboon!

Link: *Wizard 1* Well, excuuuuse me, princess!

 

and smoke covered the wizards, preventing them from seeing what had happened.

Saria: *Wizard 3* So... what does this potion do, again?

Link: *Wizard 1* I think it produces smoke, preventing us from seeing what has happened.

 

A few moments later, the smoke faded and they saw their master standing where the cauldron had been.

Ganondorf: *self* Great job, morons, you wasted a perfectly good cauldron! How many times do I need to tell you, add baboon's blood!

Others: *Wizards* Sorry...

 

"Master Ganondorf," the first wizard said, "can you hear me?"

Link: *Wizard 1* Testing... testing, 1, 2, 3...

 

"Yes," said Ganon,

Ganondorf: So is it Ganon or Ganondorf?

Saria: What's the difference?

Ganondorf: Ganon is insane; Ganondorf isn't.

 

"thank you for resurrecting me.

Ganondorf: *self* I'm going to take you all to Coldstone Creamery as a reward.

Others: *Wizards* Yay!

 

And now I shall get revenge on that kid, Link.

Link: 'Ey. After all the crap I went through, I'm no kid.

Navi: OoT Link: a traumatized teenage knight stuck in an eleven-year-old's body, with no one left who can be his peers 'cuz the Sages are all gone, and me having left him, thinking I wasn't needed.

Saria: TP Link: a traumatized teenage knight whose valid love interests are amnesiac, way out of his league, and, in the most likely candidate's case, as good as dead. No friends 'cuz he's a confrontational Ordonian who can't relate to his villagers. The vigilantes are disbanded, too, pretty much doing nothing.

 

But first, I need weapons."

Link: *Ganondorf* To the Ganon-cave!

Ganondorf: Good impression.

Link: Thanks. I've been practicing.

 

So Ganon walked over to his trusty Wall o' Weapons,

Ganondorf: ...what.

Saria: Uh... Wall o' Weapons?

Link: That's roughly as dignified as the "Ganon-cave."

 

which had been updated by the wizards.

Navi: *Wizard 2* I updated your trusty Wall o' Weapons while you were gone!

Ganondorf: *self* Cool. You get a cherry on top.

Saria: *Wizard 3* Uh... how long has he had a Wall o' Weapons?

All: ...

 

The first thing he picked up was a six-foot long black-bladed sword

Navi: —that he swung around during a victory scene but didn't actually use in combat.

 

that could cut through a house with one hit.

Link: ...what.

Saria: Sorry, but you're gonna need a lot bigger than 6 feet to cut through a house.

Ganondorf: How long is that, again?

 

Then he picked up a shield that had a spell on it that made it reflect anything that touched it.

Navi: *Item Get fanfare*

Link: You got the Mirror Shield! This cool item can absorb dark magic, reflect shamanistic and light spells, and help break love interests out of trances!

 

He felt that this was enough. He then went into the Link-Tracking Room.

Saria: Okay, this is just the "Ganon-cave."

Ganondorf: ...ditto.

 

He pressed a few buttons, typed a few words,

All: What?

Link: What the hell is typing? Is he putting them in types?

Ganondorf: *self* I... PRONOUN! Will... VERB, FUTURE TENSE! Save... VERB, INFINITIVE! The... DEFINITE ARTICLE! Gerudo... PROPER NOUN, SINGULAR AND PLURAL!

Saria: Five points!

 

and then the location of Link came up on the screen.

Navi: The Legend of Zelda: The Location of Link

 

Link was at the Temple of Time.

Link: Why? No matter the iteration, Links generally don't like the Temple.

 

"Now!" said Ganon. "To get my revenge!"

Ganondorf: *self* And speak in sentence fragments! And! Punctuate my words oddly!

 

And he set off to the Temple of Time.

All: Utterly without description, of course.

 

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[starwebs1]

[spoiler=Mystery Science Ripoff 3892 Episode 04 — Ganon's Return' date= Part 1]

Our MySTing team hails from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time's continuity. Link, Navi, Saria, and Ganondorf will be joining us for today's episode.

 

[6][5][4][3][2][1]

 

You've probably played a game in the Legend of Zelda series.

Link: Or, you know, been in them.

 

If you haven't, why are reading this?

Navi: Perhaps we're looking for a good story?

 

Anyway, in most of the games in the series the final boss is Ganon, or Ganondorf.

Ganondorf: Both, actually.

 

And in each game Nintendo finds and excuse to bring him back.

Ganondorf: It's a lot easier when you remember I'm pretty much invincible.

 

Well, he's back again in this story, but this time, he's stronger than ever.

Saria: ...oh, dear.

Zelda: Among surviving the Phoenix Flare, being stabbed in the head with Master Sword, and the Sages' execution, it's not like he was ever a pushover to begin with.

Ganondorf: Let's see how you can improve on me.

 

Will Link be able to defeat him again?

Navi: Actually, one Link usually only fights Ganondorf once...

 

Or will he fall into the shadows?

Saria: Somehow I think there was a little hyperbole in the last few paragraphs. Ganondorf is rather smart; this author is using quite cliché tactics.

 

Find out in:

"The Legend of Zelda:

Ganon's Return"

(which starts...

NOW!)

Navi: Pipirupirupirupipirupi...

Saria: *fanfare* Hai, raki!

 

The Dark Wizards

Link: Ooh, a cabal.

Ganondorf: They sound more appropriate for the Twilight Realm.

Navi: Or an '80s video game.

 

grinned evilly

Link: *Keel Lorenz* The Instrumentality Project is going according to schedule.

 

as they put the last ingredient for the potion

Saria: A Blue Potion, specifically.

 

into the cauldron. This ingredient was leftover blood from the scene of Ganon's death.

Saria: I seem to remember this being the bit where Link had already lost.

 

Then

Navi: Hang on, what's the scene of Ganon's death? What'd he do that was so evil last time besides being an ambitious conqueror? What did Link have to sacrifice in order to stop him?

 

they

Navi: ...we get no answers, huh?

 

took the body of their master, Ganondorf

Ganondorf: Soft. I don't recall ever contracting "Dark Wizards" to do my bidding. What are those?

 

and put it into the cauldron.

Link: *Peter Pettigrew* Blood of the servant, willingly given...

 

The potion started to sizzle.

Saria: *Maya Ibuki* Cooling systems nominal!

Link: *Shigeru Aoba* Pilot has reached the cockpit position within the entry plug!

 

Then it started to smoke.

Navi: Double, double, toil and trouble / fire burn and cauldron bubble

 

Then it started to rumble.

Ganondorf: *Dr. Frankenstein* IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIIIIIIVE!

 

And then everything stopped.

Link: *plays Song of Time*

 

The wizards were worried.

Navi: *Wizard 2* You added the finger of the birth-strangled babe, right?

Saria: *Wizard 3* That's in there. What about your blind-worm's sting?

 

And then, suddenly, the cauldron exploded

Navi: *Wizard 2* I told you Ganondorf wasn't a baboon!

Link: *Wizard 1* Well, excuuuuse me, princess!

 

and smoke covered the wizards, preventing them from seeing what had happened.

Saria: *Wizard 3* So... what does this potion do, again?

Link: *Wizard 1* I think it produces smoke, preventing us from seeing what has happened.

 

A few moments later, the smoke faded and they saw their master standing where the cauldron had been.

Ganondorf: *self* Great job, morons, you wasted a perfectly good cauldron! How many times do I need to tell you, add baboon's blood!

Others: *Wizards* Sorry...

 

"Master Ganondorf," the first wizard said, "can you hear me?"

Link: *Wizard 1* Testing... testing, 1, 2, 3...

 

"Yes," said Ganon,

Ganondorf: So is it Ganon or Ganondorf?

Saria: What's the difference?

Ganondorf: Ganon is insane; Ganondorf isn't.

 

"thank you for resurrecting me.

Ganondorf: *self* I'm going to take you all to Coldstone Creamery as a reward.

Others: *Wizards* Yay!

 

And now I shall get revenge on that kid, Link.

Link: 'Ey. After all the crap I went through, I'm no kid.

Navi: OoT Link: a traumatized teenage knight stuck in an eleven-year-old's body, with no one left who can be his peers 'cuz the Sages are all gone, and me having left him, thinking I wasn't needed.

Saria: TP Link: a traumatized teenage knight whose valid love interests are amnesiac, way out of his league, and, in the most likely candidate's case, as good as dead. No friends 'cuz he's a confrontational Ordonian who can't relate to his villagers. The vigilantes are disbanded, too, pretty much doing nothing.

 

But first, I need weapons."

Link: *Ganondorf* To the Ganon-cave!

Ganondorf: Good impression.

Link: Thanks. I've been practicing.

 

So Ganon walked over to his trusty Wall o' Weapons,

Ganondorf: ...what.

Saria: Uh... Wall o' Weapons?

Link: That's roughly as dignified as the "Ganon-cave."

 

which had been updated by the wizards.

Navi: *Wizard 2* I updated your trusty Wall o' Weapons while you were gone!

Ganondorf: *self* Cool. You get a cherry on top.

Saria: *Wizard 3* Uh... how long has he had a Wall o' Weapons?

All: ...

 

The first thing he picked up was a six-foot long black-bladed sword

Navi: —that he swung around during a victory scene but didn't actually use in combat.

 

that could cut through a house with one hit.

Link: ...what.

Saria: Sorry, but you're gonna need a lot bigger than 6 feet to cut through a house.

Ganondorf: How long is that, again?

 

Then he picked up a shield that had a spell on it that made it reflect anything that touched it.

Navi: *Item Get fanfare*

Link: You got the Mirror Shield! This cool item can absorb dark magic, reflect shamanistic and light spells, and help break love interests out of trances!

 

He felt that this was enough. He then went into the Link-Tracking Room.

Saria: Okay, this is just the "Ganon-cave."

Ganondorf: ...ditto.

 

He pressed a few buttons, typed a few words,

All: What?

Link: What the hell is typing? Is he putting them in types?

Ganondorf: *self* I... PRONOUN! Will... VERB, FUTURE TENSE! Save... VERB, INFINITIVE! The... DEFINITE ARTICLE! Gerudo... PROPER NOUN, SINGULAR AND PLURAL!

Saria: Five points!

 

and then the location of Link came up on the screen.

Navi: The Legend of Zelda: The Location of Link

 

Link was at the Temple of Time.

Link: Why? No matter the iteration, Links generally don't like the Temple.

 

"Now!" said Ganon. "To get my revenge!"

Ganondorf: *self* And speak in sentence fragments! And! Punctuate my words oddly!

 

And he set off to the Temple of Time.

All: Utterly without description, of course.

 

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lol. Just lol. That must have taken a while, didn't it?

[Guest Supreme Gamesmaster]

Quite. But it was fun. :D

 

Keep writing, though. This could theoretically go somewhere.