Hollow Ichigo! Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 In this game the object is to say random and funny chuck norris jokes. And yes they can be made up as long as their funny. So lets begin If you misspell chuck norris's name he will crawl out your ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreamer! Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 If chuck norris has 5 dollars and you have 5 dollars, chuck norris has more money then you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holygiant Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 If Chuck Norris still has jokes made about him in 2012, it's absolutely certain that doomsday will come >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 hasnt this thread already been made? oh well chuck norris doesnt feel fear, fear feels chuck norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorrow. Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Jesus can walk on water.Chuck Norris can swim through dryland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGiver Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 We have a chin.Chunk Norris has a fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorrow. Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGiver Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Chuck Norris Eats nails for a Snack and you as the Main corse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollow Ichigo! Posted November 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Every month chuck norris screws every girl in the world causing them to bleed for seven days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan919 Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Chuck Norris pities the fool that is Mr. T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollow Ichigo! Posted November 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 chuck norris gargles peanut butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 [spoiler=this joke is a little sacreligious so look if your dare]god didnt create chuck norris, chuck norris created god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Chuck Norris is so tan, he has his own bioluminesent light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreamer! Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Chuck norris has a night light not because hes afraid of the dark, because the dark's afraid of him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imma Mario Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Chuck Norris doesn't break hearts, he breaks legs. Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land. The Car was invented to flee Chuck Norris, not to be out done Chuck Norris invented the Car Accident. Chuck Norris' tears can cure Cancer, but he never cries. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is he will say "Two till..." then you will say "Two till what?" then he Round house kicks you in the Face. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' Fist. The Earth and Sun revolve around Chuck Norris. When you a Bird flying right over your house, it is a warning that Chuck Norris is coming. Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the Table of Elements, he only has one. The Element of Surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiyo Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 In the average room, Chuck Norris can kill you with over 1000 objects, including the room itself. 100 Atomic Bombs are equal to 1 CNRK. (CNRK - Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes. Chuck Norris ate an entire pack of sleeping pills. They made him blink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classic Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, wet gets Chuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Birds don't poop on Chuck Norris, he poops on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imma Mario Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 It takes an adverage person 60 minutes to watch 60 Minutes,Your Mum 240 Minutes to watch 60 Minutes,and Chuck Norris 20 seconds to watch 60 Minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omniteen Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Chuck Norris has decided to bottle his urine as a beverage. we now know this as Red Bull.Chuck Norris can stop a lightsaber with his bare hand.Chuck Norris eats diamonds for breakfast.Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares at it to get the information he desires.Chuck Norris doesn't write books, the words assemble out of fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinzo Posted November 27, 2009 Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 Chuck norris can beat a brick wall in tennis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imma Mario Posted November 27, 2009 Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 There are no extinct animals, only animals Chuck Norris doesn't want to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usetheforcehan Posted November 27, 2009 Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 Chuck Norris fart IS Death Star Lazer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted November 27, 2009 Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 Diamonds can be broken, Chuck Norris just doesn't feel like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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