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What would you do in the Zombie Apocalyspe?  

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  1. 1. What would you do in the Zombie Apocalyspe?

    • Blasting out brains with a shotgun
      12
    • I call Sniper support!
      5
    • Driving a car around and running over the zombie scum.
      10
    • I'd nurse the ones who are hurt.
      5
    • I'd find out where the zombies are: Pehraps a tracker.
      5
    • Planning where to go next.
      7
    • Looking around for supplies, food, and water.
      9
    • Staying inside my room like a big wussie.
      4
    • Probably not even caring. Just chilling and playing video games.
      8
    • Running around manically with a ton of pistols and rifles, shooting anything that moves
      8
    • Trying to gather other humans to help, save, or recruit.
      11
    • Grenades and flamethrowers work best on zombies.
      7
    • Classics: Axes, Swords, and Bows
      9
    • Making sure the Zombies don't follow us.
      5
    • Researching the zombies.
      7
    • Comforting the others with my friendliness.
      6
    • I'd probably would have been killed by now.
      6
    • I would have committed suicide due to going crazy.
      4
    • Fool; I'd be a zombie!
      4
    • The Zombie Apocalyspe is stupid.
      7

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~Emo~ Newbie

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Because your going to run up to a horde of zombies instead or retreating/firing?

 

Have fun dying before non immune people.

 

Fine' date=' chainsaw lance.

 

What now?

[/quote']

 

Unrealistic.

 

 

OH I JUST DESTROYED YOUR IMAGINATION

 

It's called attaching a saw to the end of a pole.

Its called the saw will fall off or you will be overwhelmed.

 

GUNS ARE THE BEST WEAPONS

 

Duck Tape =/= Falling off

 

The long range allows for an easier escape in case anything does happen.

 

Chainsaws are heavy.

 

Poles are heavy.

 

I doubt you could swing it that fast.

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Because your going to run up to a horde of zombies instead or retreating/firing?

 

Have fun dying before non immune people.

 

Fine' date=' chainsaw lance.

 

What now?

[/quote']

 

Unrealistic.

 

 

OH I JUST DESTROYED YOUR IMAGINATION

 

It's called attaching a saw to the end of a pole.

Its called the saw will fall off or you will be overwhelmed.

 

GUNS ARE THE BEST WEAPONS

 

Duck Tape =/= Falling off

 

The long range allows for an easier escape in case anything does happen.

 

Chainsaws are heavy.

 

Poles are heavy.

 

I doubt you could swing it that fast.

 

I said Saw, not Chainsaw. :/

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Because your going to run up to a horde of zombies instead or retreating/firing?

 

Have fun dying before non immune people.

 

Fine' date=' chainsaw lance.

 

What now?

[/quote']

 

Unrealistic.

 

 

OH I JUST DESTROYED YOUR IMAGINATION

 

It's called attaching a saw to the end of a pole.

Its called the saw will fall off or you will be overwhelmed.

 

GUNS ARE THE BEST WEAPONS

 

Duck Tape =/= Falling off

 

The long range allows for an easier escape in case anything does happen.

 

Chainsaws are heavy.

 

Poles are heavy.

 

I doubt you could swing it that fast.

 

I said Saw, not Chainsaw. :/

 

YOU said CHAINSAW.

 

Try again.

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Because your going to run up to a horde of zombies instead or retreating/firing?

 

Have fun dying before non immune people.

 

Fine' date=' chainsaw lance.

 

What now?

[/quote']

 

Unrealistic.

 

 

OH I JUST DESTROYED YOUR IMAGINATION

 

It's called attaching a saw to the end of a pole.

 

Try again.

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Because your going to run up to a horde of zombies instead or retreating/firing?

 

Have fun dying before non immune people.

 

Fine' date=' chainsaw lance.

 

What now?

[/quote']

 

Unrealistic.

 

 

OH I JUST DESTROYED YOUR IMAGINATION

 

It's called attaching a saw to the end of a pole.

 

Try again.

 

You referred to it as a chainsaw lance. Your argument is invalid.

 

And if your going to do that, you might as well just use I giant axe.

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Because your going to run up to a horde of zombies instead or retreating/firing?

 

Have fun dying before non immune people.

 

Fine' date=' chainsaw lance.

 

What now?

[/quote']

 

Unrealistic.

 

 

OH I JUST DESTROYED YOUR IMAGINATION

 

It's called attaching a saw to the end of a pole.

 

Try again.

 

You referred to it as a chainsaw lance. Your argument is invalid.

 

And if your going to do that, you might as well just use I giant axe.

 

FINE.

 

MAYBE I WILL.

 

>:U

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Because your going to run up to a horde of zombies instead or retreating/firing?

 

Have fun dying before non immune people.

 

Fine' date=' chainsaw lance.

 

What now?

[/quote']

 

Unrealistic.

 

 

OH I JUST DESTROYED YOUR IMAGINATION

 

It's called attaching a saw to the end of a pole.

 

Try again.

 

You referred to it as a chainsaw lance. Your argument is invalid.

 

And if your going to do that, you might as well just use I giant axe.

 

FINE.

 

MAYBE I WILL.

 

>:U

 

WAIT

 

THE BEST WEAPON TO DEAL WITH HORDES IS

 

FLAMETHROWER

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Because your going to run up to a horde of zombies instead or retreating/firing?

 

Have fun dying before non immune people.

 

Fine' date=' chainsaw lance.

 

What now?

[/quote']

 

Unrealistic.

 

 

OH I JUST DESTROYED YOUR IMAGINATION

 

It's called attaching a saw to the end of a pole.

 

Try again.

 

You referred to it as a chainsaw lance. Your argument is invalid.

 

And if your going to do that, you might as well just use I giant axe.

 

FINE.

 

MAYBE I WILL.

 

>:U

 

WAIT

 

THE BEST WEAPON TO DEAL WITH HORDES IS

 

FLAMETHROWER

 

Flaming Chainsaw? <3

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Because your going to run up to a horde of zombies instead or retreating/firing?

 

Have fun dying before non immune people.

 

Fine' date=' chainsaw lance.

 

What now?

[/quote']

 

Unrealistic.

 

 

OH I JUST DESTROYED YOUR IMAGINATION

 

It's called attaching a saw to the end of a pole.

 

Try again.

 

You referred to it as a chainsaw lance. Your argument is invalid.

 

And if your going to do that, you might as well just use I giant axe.

 

FINE.

 

MAYBE I WILL.

 

>:U

 

WAIT

 

THE BEST WEAPON TO DEAL WITH HORDES IS

 

FLAMETHROWER

 

Flaming Chainsaw? <3

 

That might work.

 

for at least 10 minutes.

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Because your going to run up to a horde of zombies instead or retreating/firing?

 

Have fun dying before non immune people.

 

Fine' date=' chainsaw lance.

 

What now?

[/quote']

 

Unrealistic.

 

 

OH I JUST DESTROYED YOUR IMAGINATION

 

It's called attaching a saw to the end of a pole.

 

Try again.

 

You referred to it as a chainsaw lance. Your argument is invalid.

 

And if your going to do that, you might as well just use I giant axe.

 

FINE.

 

MAYBE I WILL.

 

>:U

 

WAIT

 

THE BEST WEAPON TO DEAL WITH HORDES IS

 

FLAMETHROWER

 

Flaming Chainsaw? <3

 

That might work.

 

for at least 10 minutes.

 

You're right.

 

They'll all be dead by then.

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Because your going to run up to a horde of zombies instead or retreating/firing?

 

Have fun dying before non immune people.

 

Fine' date=' chainsaw lance.

 

What now?

[/quote']

 

Unrealistic.

 

 

OH I JUST DESTROYED YOUR IMAGINATION

 

It's called attaching a saw to the end of a pole.

 

Try again.

 

You referred to it as a chainsaw lance. Your argument is invalid.

 

And if your going to do that, you might as well just use I giant axe.

 

FINE.

 

MAYBE I WILL.

 

>:U

 

WAIT

 

THE BEST WEAPON TO DEAL WITH HORDES IS

 

FLAMETHROWER

 

Flaming Chainsaw? <3

 

That might work.

 

for at least 10 minutes.

 

You're right.

 

They'll all be dead by then.

 

Then then the gas in the saw will react with the fire and explode.

 

But you'll be able to get away in time.

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Because your going to run up to a horde of zombies instead or retreating/firing?

 

Have fun dying before non immune people.

 

Fine' date=' chainsaw lance.

 

What now?

[/quote']

 

Unrealistic.

 

 

OH I JUST DESTROYED YOUR IMAGINATION

 

It's called attaching a saw to the end of a pole.

 

Try again.

 

You referred to it as a chainsaw lance. Your argument is invalid.

 

And if your going to do that, you might as well just use I giant axe.

 

FINE.

 

MAYBE I WILL.

 

>:U

 

WAIT

 

THE BEST WEAPON TO DEAL WITH HORDES IS

 

FLAMETHROWER

 

Flaming Chainsaw? <3

 

That might work.

 

for at least 10 minutes.

 

You're right.

 

They'll all be dead by then.

 

Then then the gas in the saw will react with the fire and explode.

 

But you'll be able to get away in time.

 

Of course.

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Flamethrower with a chainsaw bayonet that shoots chainsaw shaped flames.

 

Best zombie killer ever.

 

I sorta like the shotgun with explosive shells and mini chainsaw on the tip for when your reloading and an under slung grenade launcher for those tough situations.

 

Its just a suggestion.

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Flamethrower with a chainsaw bayonet that shoots chainsaw shaped flames.

 

Best zombie killer ever.

 

I sorta like the shotgun with explosive shells and mini chainsaw on the tip for when your reloading and an under slung grenade launcher for those tough situations.

 

Its just a suggestion.

 

Why not put them together? :3 No one likes discrimination.

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Flamethrower with a chainsaw bayonet that shoots chainsaw shaped flames.

 

Best zombie killer ever.

 

I sorta like the shotgun with explosive shells and mini chainsaw on the tip for when your reloading and an under slung grenade launcher for those tough situations.

 

Its just a suggestion.

 

Why not put them together? :3 No one likes discrimination.

 

It would be to big.

 

Maybe replace the flamethrower by allowing the grenade launcher to shoot molotolves?

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Flamethrower with a chainsaw bayonet that shoots chainsaw shaped flames.

 

Best zombie killer ever.

 

I sorta like the shotgun with explosive shells and mini chainsaw on the tip for when your reloading and an under slung grenade launcher for those tough situations.

 

Its just a suggestion.

 

Why not put them together? :3 No one likes discrimination.

 

It would be to big.

 

Maybe replace the flamethrower by allowing the grenade launcher to shoot molotolves?

 

The flamethrower is an essential. :/

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Flamethrower with a chainsaw bayonet that shoots chainsaw shaped flames.

 

Best zombie killer ever.

 

I sorta like the shotgun with explosive shells and mini chainsaw on the tip for when your reloading and an under slung grenade launcher for those tough situations.

 

Its just a suggestion.

 

Why not put them together? :3 No one likes discrimination.

 

It would be to big.

 

Maybe replace the flamethrower by allowing the grenade launcher to shoot molotolves?

 

No.

 

Leaving it as it is is just fine. :3

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Flamethrower with a chainsaw bayonet that shoots chainsaw shaped flames.

 

Best zombie killer ever.

 

I sorta like the shotgun with explosive shells and mini chainsaw on the tip for when your reloading and an under slung grenade launcher for those tough situations.

 

Its just a suggestion.

 

Why not put them together? :3 No one likes discrimination.

 

It would be to big.

 

Maybe replace the flamethrower by allowing the grenade launcher to shoot molotolves?

 

The flamethrower is an essential. :/

 

Molotolves are just as effective and shoot farther.

 

 

F*** it. A P.I.G Machine gun with an RPG and Flamethrower FTW

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Flamethrower with a chainsaw bayonet that shoots chainsaw shaped flames.

 

Best zombie killer ever.

 

I sorta like the shotgun with explosive shells and mini chainsaw on the tip for when your reloading and an under slung grenade launcher for those tough situations.

 

Its just a suggestion.

 

Why not put them together? :3 No one likes discrimination.

 

It would be to big.

 

Maybe replace the flamethrower by allowing the grenade launcher to shoot molotolves?

 

The flamethrower is an essential. :/

 

Molotolves are just as effective and shoot farther.

 

 

F*** it. A P.I.G Machine gun with an RPG and Flamethrower FTW

 

FINE.

 

JEEZE.

 

I'll drive. >_>;

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Flamethrower with a chainsaw bayonet that shoots chainsaw shaped flames.

 

Best zombie killer ever.

 

I sorta like the shotgun with explosive shells and mini chainsaw on the tip for when your reloading and an under slung grenade launcher for those tough situations.

 

Its just a suggestion.

 

Why not put them together? :3 No one likes discrimination.

 

It would be to big.

 

Maybe replace the flamethrower by allowing the grenade launcher to shoot molotolves?

 

The flamethrower is an essential. :/

 

Molotolves are just as effective and shoot farther.

 

 

F*** it. A P.I.G Machine gun with an RPG and Flamethrower FTW

 

FINE.

 

JEEZE.

 

I'll drive. >_>;

 

*facepalm*

 

forgot about the chainsaw at the end <3

 

Drive a motorcycle. baka won't know what him em :3

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Flamethrower with a chainsaw bayonet that shoots chainsaw shaped flames.

 

Best zombie killer ever.

 

I sorta like the shotgun with explosive shells and mini chainsaw on the tip for when your reloading and an under slung grenade launcher for those tough situations.

 

Its just a suggestion.

 

Why not put them together? :3 No one likes discrimination.

 

It would be to big.

 

Maybe replace the flamethrower by allowing the grenade launcher to shoot molotolves?

 

The flamethrower is an essential. :/

 

Molotolves are just as effective and shoot farther.

 

 

F*** it. A P.I.G Machine gun with an RPG and Flamethrower FTW

 

FINE.

 

JEEZE.

 

I'll drive. >_>;

 

*facepalm*

 

forgot about the chainsaw at the end <3

 

Drive a motorcycle. f*****s won't know what him em :3

 

Chopper + Wheel Spikes + Lance chainsaws + Back seat facing backwards = ??? = Profit!

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o.o hmmmm... you know flamethrowers and molotovs just create flaming walking rotting bags of meat right?

 

lol at the pimped moped idea XD

 

why not do what they did in dawn of the dead... just make sure you have the chainsaw attached to the side of the vehicle to avoid that little problem w/ the mass murder in the car

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o.o hmmmm... you know flamethrowers and molotovs just create flaming walking rotting bags of meat right?

 

lol at the pimped moped idea XD

 

why not do what they did in dawn of the dead... just make sure you have the chainsaw attached to the side of the vehicle to avoid that little problem w/ the mass murder in the car

I remember that. That was freakin' sick.

I think the movie was called Day of the Dead. They killed zombies by making molotovs out of bleach, matches, and towel rags. I think that's how it went. :lol:

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