Damiano Tosē Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 --I'm not controlling Gaara so fat chance Sero appears and drops the 20 back at the same place, picks up a 50 and disappears."Bored now." Sero appears behind Kurgari and gives her a 50$ and disappears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit of DMG Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 "Yay!$50"*Takes the $50 and runs off*"Now, lets have fun...how..."*Pushes a random person from behind and pulls another random person to behind him. jumps to a ledge and watches.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiano Tosē Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Sero appears behind Kuragari. "Trying to create a obstacle course for me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit of DMG Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 "Trying to have some fun."*Punches Sero in the face and puches him on the two people now in a fight and begins laughing and running away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiano Tosē Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Sero grabs her punch and kisses her hand, winks at her and then disappears. Sero appears in the forest, blending with darkness in the trees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 "Lord 3 puddle kage, I've pwned the Hokage!""No you haven't! That was some nerd playing a game ranked Hokage!""Oh... so that's why he said that he was playing a game..... DAMNIT! Can't I go 2 days without killing an innocent person?""At the rate of things, not a chance. You can't even go 5 hrs without having sex!!!""It's fun...... so, what's my next mission?" "To get the F*** OUT OF HERE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit of DMG Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 "Ok now what?"*Runs around looking for an arcade*"Oh, thats right we don't have an Arcade..."Random person: "Whats an 'Arcade'""You don't know?"RP: "Nope."*Punches random person in the face*"Thats for not knowing! Now get me a cookie!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Lalala.... My generation is 0... I never-"ZAMISHI!""Wha? What?" Some guy was looking at him."That Green Day sheet is sheet! Don't go around singing it!""What the hell? It was in my head! How could you have heard it?""Uh.... no reason! I'm not a spy sent from Konoha to see what the 3 puddle kage is up to and now how to read minds!!!! *twitch*""Whatever.... hey! Do you know where the nearest-""Strip bar's around the corner.""Thanks man, you know... I could cut you with my sword...""Go away." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uchiha Itachi Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 "Wait im a ninja?" remo asks "Yes you've been a ninja for the past 16 years and stop kicking the ground." the akatsuki leader says "Cookie, what cookie?" remo replies" No, not cookie the ground!!!" "But what cookie?"~sigh~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 "Come back any time Zamishi!""I..... Am..... GOOD! They love me at that-" *gets slapped*"Who the hell? ...... It's you.... the old guy...""DAMN RIGHT!" *notha slap* Zamishi runs like hell."God! This worse than the shows Nick comes up with nowadays! I mean seriously! Fan boy and Chum-chum???? Well, I'd rather watch that than get chased by an old man with a cane!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uchiha Itachi Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 "What cookie?" " Remo, shut u-" LOGG'D, itachi gets a major logging when he is scolding remo being and idoit"Ha, the irony is to much" remo says in itachi's face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit of DMG Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 "Man, why is nothing happening? ya know what?"*Writes note saying Extremely bored, leaving village, going to Squiggly Lines village to cause trouble, back whenever I feel like it~Kuragariand leaves it at the entrance to the village*"Well, lets see what I can do..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uchiha Itachi Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 "no comment" remo says randomly and then teleports to a village Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Name: Jirikai NamokoAge: 15Gender: MaleAppearance: Tall, black (as in African Amerian), has a large build, black hair and orange eyes, T-shirt like thing with a few kanji symbols on it, pants like stuff and sandals Catchphrase: lolycm you fail at lifeAffiation: Leaf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit of DMG Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 *Enters Squiggly Lines village*"Now, how can I cause trouble here."*Looks around, trying to find something fun to do*"Hey, I could try doing that."*Runs to the Squiggly Lines kage, and throws 2 Kunai, just barely missing their head, with a forged note claiming it was written by someone from the dog s*** village and gets the heck out of the village* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 "Whew.... I think I finally shook that-""TIME TO END YOU!!!!!" Zamishi turns around and pulls out a duel disk, so does the old man."I go first. I summon: Zamishi- The Sex Craver in attack mode!""I summon: Old Cane Man in attack mode and place 2 cards face down!""I activate: Sword of Perverts to increase Zamishi's attack by 7000!!!!!""What the hell? That's OPed!""So? Zamishi! Attack OLD CANE MAN!""I activate: Cane of Ancients to make Old Cane Man invincable this turn.""I don't think so! I activate PERVERT BLAST! I win!""NOOOO!" The old man fell to the ground."It's over....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted November 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Yuki appeared behind Yamada."well, it looks like logs are your weakness...""What? How did you know?""Because you cursed out loud when you saw it.""Damn it..."Yuki summons a log. Yamada curses and runs away to the pile of dog crap village, Yuki followed him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Azura walked out of his front door "i feel like an ass today" he said to himslef as he walked up to an old lady "may i help you with your bags miss" Azura said putting on a fake smile "why certainly, what a polite young man" Said the old lady "heheheh tahts what she thinks" Azura thinking deviously in his mind. As he approached her house he took out a loaf of bread and beat her with it for no apparent reason, then the old ladies body dissapeared into thin air "wtf?!" Azura thinkin in his mind. Oh no it was a clone, the real old lady took a loaf of sesame bread and stuck it up his ass, then beat him with a milk carton "TAKE THAT YOU DEMON CHILD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 "God! These cards are worse than peoples attempts to get Ino and Shikamaru together!" Zamishi was picking his way through the old man's cards. He looked up and saw a Leaf Nin."What do you want? My 5 hr limit is approaching!" He was kicked back a few feet and drew his sword."You killed and.... had sex with our people, you will die!""Swords cut stuff you know.... It'll just bring you pain.""Well my damn fists break stuff!!!" The fight began. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted November 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 "Hey, wait up, stop running! Why are you going to the pile of dog crap village?" Yuki asked"To get away from logs!" Yamada answered.They finally got to the borded. yamada stepped inside."Haha. You stepped on dog crap.""No i didn't." Yamada said as he took another step into the border."Haha. You stepped on dog crap again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted November 27, 2009 Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 "SWORD STYLE-""There's no such thing as 'sword style'!!!""Uh..... fine! Fire Style: Sword Style Summoning: Sword Jutsu: Sword Style: Lash Blade!" Zamishi brought his blade down on the shinobi's head."AHHH! Swords are gay!""F*** YOU!" Zamishi stabbed him in the heart and ended it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted November 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 "Stop it, this is just a vilalge with a crappy symbol..." Yamada said, annoyed.At this, Yuki cracked up."HAHA! Crappy symbol! That's cause it's a pile of friggen dog crap!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted November 27, 2009 Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 "OH MAN! I look redder than that chick when I...... I'd best not say it in public..." Zamishi walked off towards the nearest resturaunt. When he was there he sat down and picked up a menu."Riiiiiceee..... Baaaaaalelelelll.... WAITER!""What is it sir?""I can't read this menu. It's in japenese!""What are you talking about? It says Rice Ball, Steak, and other Amaerican dishes!""St... Stea.... steackck.... I can't read this."*facepalm* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted November 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Yamada just gives up and decided to head into the pile of dog crap."And now you're on dog crap, but this time, you don't seem to be getting angry..."Yamada looks back, sharingan in his eyes."Oh no! It's the contact lens of doom!" Yuki says, running away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 "Okay.... I'll have your..... oh god! This food is so exotic!!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY IT???""That says rice cake platter........ idiot.""Right! 1 Rice Cake Platter with.... with.... di... dippung.... dippeng sooce?""DIPPING SAUCE YOU IDIOTIC SON OF A B****!!!!!!!!!!!""Okay! Forget your tip! Just bring my my food and.... juuuuueeeecy?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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