Dranzer Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Hey look it's a random ninja character.Ok you've got 10 seconds screene time.Thehokagewantstoseeyoutomakeyougotowar.OMG it has always been my life long dream to see the hokage aldo I see that jiant stupid rock everytime I wake up.Give me drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaneko Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Dan was sitting in a store, eating ramen when a random ninja can in, causing him to spill some."You bastard! Do you want to be a stain on my chop stick?""I..I..I..."Dan punched him and poured the rest of his ramen on his face. "Damn. You wasted my ramen!" Dan tooke the random ninja's wallet and paid for another bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 ic:Azura woke up to the sound of his alarm..."looks like its another sunnny day in the snail who cant get back or whatever the hell it was village... god damn who names a village taht...." he gets up and then falls "wow.. fail..." OoC:lol idk that was a weird first post xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted November 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Last time, on The Life of Yuki:*Flashback continued*Yuki playing in a puddle as a 3-year old."What the hell is this? What meaning could it possibly have at the current moment?"A weird ninja appears"Just watch. Something tragic and tear-jerking is about to happen." The weird ninja said.Little Yuki was splashed with cold water from the puddle, some of it getting into his nose."Now was that not tragic?" the weird ninja said, wiping away a tear."That's it, flashback over.""Wait, we still have not seen you hurt your thumb on the door.""I said..."*Flashback end*Yuki begins to move toward the mizukage's office for his deployement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit of DMG Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 *Kuragari walked out to a training ground to see 2 training dummies*"Yay, 2 more training dummies"*Throws kunai at training dummies. Kunai knives bounce off the dummies*"You win that battle, dummies, but lets see you handle this!"*Punches training dummies. training dummies disintegrate into sand*"HA! Now do I get a cookie?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uchiha Itachi Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 fix'd and amegakure is akatsuki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Lightning Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 He gets up and begins to mumble "I'm not even that fat...dammit...Naruto is fatter than me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Zamishi was walking down a street, carrying a basket.Hmm, I wonder where I got this basket... oh yeah! It's a disguse for some mission thing... Couldn't they at least give me, I don't know... a cool disguse? Seriously... 'Oh look! It's Zamishi! He must be a pussy because he's carrying A F***IN GIRL BASKET!!!!!!!!' No... I really need to come down... Hey, is that a twig? I could probably cut it with my sword! Yeah, I'm cool like that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted November 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 OOC: Remo, accepted. IC: Yuki finally got to the Kage's office. He was immeadiately dispatched to the east."Great. Now we even skip conversations. What has this thing come to?" Well, once I get there, there will be plenty of people to kill...Yuki dashed toward the east. What awaited him? A new plotline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 "Yo! Ummm... Kage-leader-3 puddle-person... I brought your pussy basket." Zamishi put it by the kage, who was sleeping and left. On his way out the asistant came over to him."The lord kage of 3 puddles wishes for you to assault a leaf.""What the f***? A leaf? How is my penis...""NO! The leaf! Not a leaf....""Uh, aren't we like, idk, ALLIES? Oh wait, that's the drinking gourd thing... ok, I can stop at Ichiraku's right?""Why? You're going to kill them! Why would you eat!?""Eat? No no no no... You see, there's this waitress there...""BEGONE!" Zamishi left for Konoha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted November 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Yamada finally managed to shake off the defeat by log, and headed for the Uchiha clan's apartment buildings."Well, I guess no one will be here, like always. Guess I'll just go to war...""Wait, did you just say you're going to war?" a random guy asked."Yeah, why?""Dude, you're like fourteen.""So? It's not like I'm goinng to get killed. I'm one of the main characters. The worst that could happen to me is being kidnapped by a creepy micheal jackson look-alike and have a curse placed on my neck via bite, then abandoning my friends and village." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Zamishi stared down at Konoha from the top of the Hokage's mansion. How did I get up here? Wasn't I like in 3 puddles 5 minutes ago? Well, I guess it doesn't matter... He looked down and saw Ichiraku's"My mission... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit of DMG Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 "Man, I wish something would hurry up and happen already..."*walks into town and finds a random person and punches them in the face*"Now do I get a cookie?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted November 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Yuki reached the battlefield."Wow. That was fast. I expected there to be like a filler or something, or a flashback, but hey, this is better." Now if I could just stop thinkin about something to do when I get there. How the hell can I fight if my jutsu haven't been established? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiano Tosē Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Sero walked around the Hidden Sand Village and finds two people fighting over 20$ in cash. The people looked at Sero as he walked up, "Hey punk this is my money!" The man said as he ran to Sero and punched him. Sero dodged the punch and chopped the man's back neck, as the man fell unconscious. "Care to Dance?" Sero said as he stood there and the other people fled, running away leaving the 20 on the floor. Sero walked to the 20, picked it up and put it in his pocket. Sero sensed another ninja that was in the village as well. I sense it. There's another. He thought to himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted November 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Yuki met Yamada."Wait, how did that happen? I though I was going to war." Yuki asked."How the hell did I get here? I was eating lunch!" Yamada said.They began to fight for no real reason.Yamada throws shuriken at Yuki. They hit Yuki, but turns out it wasn't Yuki, it was a log."Damn it! I keep mistaking those two!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 "Come back any time Zamishi....." He walked out of Ichiraku's as the waitress delivered her clear message."God, what a sex frenzy! Man the boobs on that chick...""ZAMISHI!!!!!!!""Huh? What the hell?" A old man stormed down the street towards him."DID YOU DO WHAT I THINK YOU DID???" Zamishi bolted away."OH GOD!!!! Wait... I'm a min character... I can't die... HEY OLD MAN! I LICKED HER RED!" Several Beatings Later... "Oh dear god. Just because you're a main character doesn't mean you can't feel pain... I feel like woman who's been raped...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiano Tosē Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Sero then ran to the source when he was stopped by a little girl. He looked at her and walk past as she kicked him in the shin. Sero went to the ground in pain as she went to his lower section and kicked in the family jewels. Sero's eyes water and he yelled loudly in pain. "...The coconuts, the family jews, the round tables, the precious treasure..." He said crying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 "So, I'm supposed to...... kill a ninja? That's easy... Hey kid!""What is it kind mister?""Are you a nin-in-training?""Why yes! I'm the top of my cl-" Zamishi swung his sword and killed the kid."Well, now I can go home." Once he was out of the village, a cry was heard:"OH MY GOD! MY SON! HE'S DEAD!""Hmph, wonder what kind of bastard kills little kids..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiano Tosē Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Sero gets back up and walks, wobbling holding his nut factory. "God Almighty!" Sero then regains his pride back as he disappears from building to building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 "Get... out.... you got the f***in job!? NICE MAN!" Zamishi was out of screen view, talking to some guy at a bar."Yeah! I'm the new Hokage!""Oh.... that's good for me, bad for you.""Why?""Cuz, I've been asigned to kill the Hokage." Pulls out sword."What the hell? I'm talking about a frickin video game: Naruto- Life of the Nin!" Blood splatters on screen."Damnit! Another innocent one bites the dust!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiano Tosē Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Sero appears in the Kazekage office. "Gaara... been a while.""Shut up you incolent fool and tell me what do you need for the hundredth time."Sero sat on the ground and looked at Gaara, smiling."WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU GAY BASTARD!" Gaara said angerily.Sero looked at Gaara with big eyes until 5 minutes later,"AND STAY OUT!" Gaara thre Sero out the window and got back to his work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit of DMG Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 "Haha, baka Shoujo!" Kuragari says as Sero is thrown out of the Kazekage's office.*Punches Sero in the face, knockng him unconscious and searches his pockets*"Hey, $20"*Runs off as Sero regains consciousness* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiano Tosē Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Sero then saw Kuragari ran with his 20$."Dammit!" Sero said as he appeared infront of Kuragari, kicked her in the leg and disappeared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit of DMG Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 "Hey! Ok, now I'm bored again..."*Forms a clone and runs around to Gaara's window. The clone knocks on the door. Kuragari knocks on the window. Then the door. Then the window. repeats 50 times*"Wonder what'll happen"*Imitates owl* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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