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This is the Naruto Abridged Series RP. It doen't follow the naruto plotline, but it's still abridgedish.

You can have up to 3 characters.

We need:

Emo Guy (I filled that out)

Guy with annoying catchphrase

Someone of the FUNK

(JK)

 

[spoiler=Story]

The drinking gourd thing, the pile of dog crap, the squiggly lines, the three puddles, and the snail that fell down and can't get back up. Those are the symbols for the five ninja villages that are led by the five Kage Rangers. Now a threat is rising. The Hidden Mist Village (squiggly lines) and the Hidden Rock Village (pile of dog crap) have teamed up to defeat the Hidden Sand Village (drinking gourd thing) and the Hidden Leaf Village (snail that fell down and can't get back up). The hidden Cloud Village has refused to take part in the war, but if their kage could be persuaded to join either side...

So your mission is to fight to defend your village from the enemy. Beware, the Akatsuki still is on the move...

 

 

[spoiler=Rules]

1. All RP rules

2. All YCM rules

3. Be funny

4.Be wacky

5. you can say or do anything that comes to mind if it even has 1% to do with the story, and even if it doesn't.

 

 

[spoiler=App]

Name:

Age:

Gender:

Appearance:

Catchphrase:

Affiation: (which village your in)

 

 

[spoiler=My App]

Name: Yamada Uchiha

Age: 14

Gender: Male

Appearance:anime_guy-1.jpg

Catchphrase: I will kill the log. One day... one day...

Affiation: Hidden Leaf Village (the snail that fell down and can't get back up)

 

 

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Name: Zamishi Hatake

Age: 18

Gender: Male (duh)

Appearance: ninjavx.jpg

Catchphrase: Swords cut stuff! (yeah, it's lame. But he just says it randomly. Like:

"Hey, Zamishi, what do you..."

"Swords can cut stuff!"

"What the hell? I just..."

Can I cut something of your's with my sword... the one with the blade")

Affiation: Hidden Cloud Village (The three puddles)

 

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Name: Dan Sasaki

Age: 16

Gender: male

Appearance: 5842-hayate_large.png

Catchphrase:Don't make me bite/hurt you;

Do you want to be a stain on {insert weapon here}?;

Oh, Mr. {insert nickname that relates to actions charater was taking when the first met. (like a guy eating a sandwich would be Mr. Sandwich)}!;

Would you like a side of fries with your order of sarcasm?

Affiation: the snail that can't get up.

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I can't see night walker or dark necros pic.

All accepted otherwise, but jeez, so many snail that fell down and can't get back up people... I'm gonna make another character.

 

Name: Yuki Hirako

Age: 17

Gender: Male

Appearance: yuki.jpg?t=1258913803

Catchphrase: You know what I like to see? Your blood on a platter!

Affiation: Hidden Mist Village (squiggly lines)

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Yep. I knowz its Yuki...

 

it's easy to be funny. As it says in the rules, just do whatever the hell comes to mind.

 

Also, if you join plz don't join konoha. We have like 6 ppl from there already. XD

 

Well, not all characters have to be funny. We just have to make fun of naruto physics as we go along.

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accepted.

Now that we have 2 ppl from the side opposite the fallen snail/drining gourd, we can begin.

 

Yamada sat on his chair, thinking about his latest mission.

"Man, that mission sucked. It was so incomprehensively pointless it wasn't even shown."

*Flashback begins*

"Stop. That mission was too unimportant to have a flashback of..."

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Skyler sat on a tree branch thinking

I wonder...is Orochimaru a guy or a girl...maybe he got a gender change...it's possi-

his thoughts were cut off by the slight crack sound.

He looks down "Oh crap..." he says. The tree branch breaks and as Skyler falls he quietly talks to himself "Never happened to the guys on T.V....but always happens to me..."

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walking,walking,walking,walking OMG a walking marichuana.Come here you little bastard.Get ready ready to meet mister high.

Haxu you must not smoke that drug

WTF who said that.

Me.The giant ninetaled fox living inside you.

Ahhhhh stop using confusion on me.I cought you.

What?No you didn't you little sun of a b1tch.Your freackin father sealed you inside me leaving you to 16 years of horible staring by people.

Realy.I thought they evoyded me cause I'm a druken hippi.

I'll pritend I didn't hear that.You see thouhsounds of years ago thear was a war betwee....

Aghhhh cobras.........

WTF is rong with you.Are you high or something.

Ofcourse I am but that's not helping.

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OOC: and you said you didn't know how to be funny in RP's, lightning...

 

 

IC: Yamada walked out of his house for his daily attempt at killing the log.

I will kill the log...

Yamada finally got to the training field, when he saw. 3 logs!

"Holy crap, there's three of them!"

I can't do this... no, I must...

Yamada dashed toward the logs. A few minutes later, he awoke from unconciousness.

"They beat me again! I will kill that log. One day... one day..."

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"A log again? That's it!"

Yamada shoots six shiny shuriken at the log.

"Try saying that three times fast, you log!"

 

~Squiggly lines village~

 

Yuki was battling a random guy of no real importance to the overall plotline.

"I will defeat you!" Yuki yelled.

"No, I will defeat you!"

"Wow. That comeback was so lame." Yuki said, brushing his hair off of his face in slow motion.

"Yeah, well, you're lame too!"

A second later, the random guy was on the floor, bleeding.

"You know what I like to see? Your blood on a platter. And that's not a phrase I use often."

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OOC: Where's the age and gender? Oh and amegakure is the village hidden in the rain, so unnacepted, cause it has to be either Akatsuki or one of the 5 great nations (the ones stated in the story)

 

IC: Yuki went back home.

"Wow. that fight was anticlimactic. It was over with a second. It's like Sailor Moon syndrome."

Yuki was about to lay back in his bed when he remebered he had to do something.

"Oh yeah, I forgot i was going to go to war soon... I better start to prepare. Hopefully we won't have any flashbacks.

*Flashback begins*

"What the hell did I just say?" Yuki says with anger.

*Flashback continues*

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