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Lore: This card is the absolute most evil thing in existence. You can Normal Summon this card without Tribute. This card's ATK and DEF are equal to any number you can imagine x infinity. When this card is Summoned your opponent's head explodes and a thousand millenia of darkness falls upon the universe. Also this card consumes your very soul.

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My absolute best joke card ever:

 

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Lore: If a player activates a non-"Speed Spell" Spell Card, they take 2000 damage. During each player's Standby Phase, each player places 1 Speed Counter of their own on this card (max. 12 for each player). When a player takes damage, remove Speed Counters of the that Player from this card for each multiple of 1000 damage taken. As long as this card is face-up on the field, the current Card Game must be played on motorcycles.

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Neil Patrick Harris : King Of The Fairies

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fairies are thought to be those annoying balls of light in the legend of zelda video games, dudes skiping down the street or living in san firsco but they all bow to their king ... king of the fairies !!!

 

its susposed to be a card you just look at and laugh for a minute then become ashamed that you laugh at it in the first place (this card is only intented for a spilt second of amusement) i think the lore and the pic went very well togehter

 

he is in fact openly gay and he have a partner/husband David Burtka

Burtka and Harris were expecting twins via a surrogate mother Fraternal twins Gideon Scott, a boy, and Harper Grace, a girl, were born on October 12, 2010. turst me when i found out that nph was gay (openly too i was really really surpised) i was just bored so i made a celebrity card

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