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Ok here's one.

A midget is sitting in a bar and is staring at a glass for two hours until a roker comes in and and drink his well.......... drink.

Roker:Ha ha what ya gonna do to me now.

Midget:Nothing.Today sleped in so much that when I got to work my boss fired me.When I got home with a taxi I noticed that i frogot my wallet on the back seat.When I finaly got home I saw my life making out with the gardner,and so I was thinking of ending it all when you came in and drink my poison.

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Ok here's one.

A midget is sitting in a bar and is staring at a glass for two hours until a roker comes in and and drink his well.......... drink.

Roker:Ha ha what ya gonna do to me now.

Midget:Nothing.Today sleped in so much that when I got to work my boss fired me.When I got home with a taxi I noticed that i frogot my wallet on the back seat.When I finaly got home I saw my life making out with the gardner' date='and so I was thinking of ending it all when you came in and drink my poison.

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lol

 

[spoiler=joke]

you know them...

 

a=alpha

b=bravo

c=charlie

ect

wouldnt you like to piss them off...

 

g, for gnome!

t, for tsunami!

p, for pneumonia!

 

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I have three:

 

1. Why'd the teacher wear sunglasses to school

A. Her children were too bright

 

2. People jumped out of the airplane and fell on the American-Canadian border... Where do you bury the survivors

A. You DON'T... THEY SURVIVED!!

 

3. Theres a 1 story house. Its green. what color are the stairs

A. Its 1 story... no stairs

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The Awards are in...........

 

You'll have to scroll down to see them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1st: Horologia!!!

CONGRATULATIONS!

2nd: ĐŕANZĔŔ™ got 3 points

3rd: Greek God George got 1 point

 

New game : 15 posts needed.


ERRM... It keeps going to My BB, some spammy thing which will not let me donate points...

Sorry guys, could you help?

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