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[spoiler=Rulez]Basically, this is where you can let out your funniest jokes and cusses. The time of how long the award time takes will be random.

There are no awards, there might be if the joke is really good.

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ree railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch.

The Chinese man says, "If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I'll kill myself."

The Italian guy says, "If I get another slice of pizza, I'll kill myself."

The redneck says, "If I get another ham, I'll kill myself."

The next day, all three men get the same lunches, so they throw themselves in front of an oncoming train.

At the funeral the Chinese man's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed an egg roll that day."

The Italian guy's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed a slice of pizza that day."

"Don't look at me," says the redneck's wife. "He packs his own lunches"

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[spoiler=this is kinda racist]three ppl are in a hot air balloon.

one chineese person, one english person and a pakistanian person.

the balloon has too much weight.

chineese: "ill throw out the noodles, we have lots of it in my country"

pakki: "ill throw out the curry, we have lots of that in our country"

english: "ill throw out the pakki, we have lots of them in our country!!!"

 

i lol'd at this

im not racist though

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