Twelve Labours of Hercules; Abridged Style [Chapter 1]

[Aesirson]

[spoiler=Labour 1: Slay the Ceiling Cat]

Once upon a time, there was a bastard child named Hercules. However, his mother didn't want him to know he was a bastard, so she told him he was the son of a god, namely Zeus.

"I want to meet my daddy!" Hercules once said.

"Then you have to go see the king, he knows what to do!" His mother said. So Hercules made a road trip to the king's palace. There, he meet up with him and told him about his situation.

"MAH BOI, being a god is what all humans strives for!" The king said. "You must do me twelve favors first to become a god and meet up with your dad."

"Alright!" Hercules was happi. "What is the first task?"

"Well, we've been having trouble with this troublesome little fella called the Ceiling Cat!" The king sounded scared upon sounding the halls with the name.

"Is that the guy watching you..." Hercules was interupted.

"Yes, he's watching me! I'm very lonely." The king said and pointed towards the door. "Go and kill him!"

So, Hercules embarked on his epic journey to kill the Ceiling Cat. He traveled through snowy plains, savage woods and great deserts untill he finally reached the keep of this terror.

"Hello? Is anybody home." The only thing that could be seen was darkness, so Hercules decided to light a fire to see better.

[spoiler=Then...]

"You dare bring light to my lair!? You must die!!"

 

Hercules face was twisted by the awfull sight of the Ceiling Cat. He was about to grap his weapon when he realized he traveled there naked.

"Damn!"

Suddenly, the cat left it's hole and jumped down on Hercules face.

"Get your dirty paws out of my face, filthy cat!" Hercules shouted as he threw Ceiling Cat away. The cat hitted the wall and felt down, dead. The fearsome fight had taken the last of Hercules energy, and he blacked out. He later woke up to find that the Ceiling Cat was still dead. He decided to make clothes of it and traveled back to the palace where he was granted a weapon.

[spoiler=Hercules' Newly Earned Weapon]

 

 

edn

 

 

I will eventualy make the rest of the twelve labours too, be patient.

[RyanAtlus]

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Good job bro