General Assclown Posted November 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Your mum is so ugly, she made an onion cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty20 Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 You mums so ugly, she went to a ugly contest and the judges said "no Professionals" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesjr111 Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 that one is so old!your mom is so fat, she ate 1 billiion cheeseburgers and the doctor said "wow you have lost a lot of weight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Assclown Posted November 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Your mum is so fat, she has her own pants company; FA - Fatazz Jeans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Assclown Posted November 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Your mum is so stupid, she threw a stick at the ground AND MISSED! OMG, FAIL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Yo momma is so ugly she gave Freddy Krueger a nightmare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Your mom is so ugly, that when God created her... Wait a minute, God doesn't exist. AM I DOING IT RIGHT? Yo momma so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed a 24-hour marathon of The Simpsons. Damn momma. D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Assclown Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Your mom is so ugly' date=' that when God created her... Wait a minute, God doesn't exist. AM I DOING IT RIGHT? Yo momma so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed a 24-hour marathon of The Simpsons. Damn momma. D: Nice =) Hiding the joke in white xD Anyway, Your Mum's so fat, she uses the Earth as a golf ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Assclown Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Your mum is so stupid, she thought hepatitis was a fashion brand for hippos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Assclown Posted November 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 Your Mum's so stupid, she thought the Milky Way was a milk chocolate bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Assclown Posted November 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Your Mum's so ugly, when she looked out the window of the bus, people yelled out "Hey look! A traveling zoo!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Assclown Posted November 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Your Mum's so stupid, she could be a Super Saiyan. (Blondes are usually called stupid so therefore Stupid = Blonde and Blonde = Super Saiyan) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Assclown Posted November 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 that kinda fails.... Not really' date=' you gotta be smart to get the joke without someone explaining it :/[/b'] your moms so ugly when her mother dropped her off for school she got arrested for littering Your mum's so ugly, when she had to take a school picture, she had to wear a paper bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Yo momma so poor she gotta eat cereal with a fork to save milk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSJGoten Posted December 5, 2009 Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 your mamas so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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