General Assclown Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 [align=center]Okay, so there's "Yo Momma" (I think) in America and "Ya Mum" in Australia. Either phrase will do in this game. [spoiler=Teh Game. Yes, TEH Game]Just insult the above user saying a "Ya Mum"/"Yo Momma" joke. For example, "Ya Mum's so fat, she has her own orbit!" Rules:- Don't take it seriously, they're just jokes.- Try not to be too rude.- All YCM Rules apply.- If you were the last poster, don't post again because .... well .... you'll be insulting yourself xD- No racist jokes (I've heard quite a few of them)- If I feel your joke is too inappropriate, I'll ban you.- If I feel this is getting too uncontrollable (the jokes get too personal/serious), I will have the thread locked IMMEDIATELY.- Have fun and like I said before, THEY'RE JUST JOKES! Any breaching of these rules will result in a ban. [spoiler=Banned List]Banned ----- Perma-Banned ----- [/align] If anyone feels that this thread is just wrong, feel free to PM me to discuss it. If someone reports this thread, at least talk to me first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranzer Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Your mum is so ugly that a zoo wanted to buy her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Assclown Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Your mum is so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch. 0.0 Ohhhhhh, I wouldn't take that xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speznats Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Yo moma so stupid she couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Assclown Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Yo moma so stupid she couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heal. That's kind of fail (doesn't make much sense) and please, no bad language. Your mum's so fat, she stood on the weight scales and it said "To Be Continued". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speznats Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Yo mommu so stupid she got hit by a parked car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Assclown Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 I've heard that one xD Your mum's so stupid, she locked herself in a grocery store and died of starvation xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speznats Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Yo momma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Assclown Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Your mum's so fat, she makes sumo's look anorexic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranzer Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Your mum is so fat that when she sits she gets taller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Assclown Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 You mum's so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidepipe Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Your mum's so fat that when she got out of the ocean and onto the beach, Greenpeace pushed her back in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANDORUM™ Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 This is my favorite:- Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Yo moma is so stupid, she returns a donut because it has a hole in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranzer Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Your mum is so stupid that she can't see herself in a mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michico Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Your mum is so ugly,they had to build a wall around her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Assclown Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Your mum's so poor, I saw her kicking a trash can down the street and I said, "What are you doing?" and she said "Moving". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 yo mamma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside she ran out with a bowl and a spoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Assclown Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Your mum is so ugly, she doesn't need a Halloween Costume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Assclown Posted November 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Your mum is so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off the curb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enma Kozato Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 yo mamma so fat when she triedd to go to the movies she walked up to the door (the theater is empty) the ticket guy said sorry only room for 1000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Assclown Posted November 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Your mum's so fat, she stands in two time zones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty20 Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Your mums so fat, that when she jumped in the ocean, all the whales went "we are family!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Assclown Posted November 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Your mum's so fat, when she walks past my house, I lose sunlight for 3 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesjr111 Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 *the best yo momma joke ever* ______________________ YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT! copyright of jamesjr111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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