Yugiohrulez! Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 Just tell your Chuck Norris jokes here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 http://www.nochucknorris.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yugiohrulez! Posted November 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 Some Kids wear Superman Underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris Underwear.If Chuck Norris is running late, time better slow the funk down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakuen_No_Shuda134 Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Jevans Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 Chuck Norris got laid before his dad did.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down and they give him the information he wants.Chuck Norris has no chin under his beard. There is only another fist.All the animals alive today are the ones Chuck Norris let live. I hate myself now for attempting to join in with this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiyo Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 Chuck Norris doesn't play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.Every 100 years, Chuck Norris chooses one lucky kid to get thrown into the sun.An atomic bomb didn't hit Hiroshima. It was Chuck Norris jumping from a plane and kicking the ground.When Chuck Norris talks, everyone listens. And dies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Gengar Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 Death got scared half to Chuck Norris twice. Wait, what?Death had a near Chuck Norris experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yugiohrulez! Posted November 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 One time, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a horse. It's decendants are now known as the Giraffe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANDORUM™ Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 Speach:Chuck Norris wipes his a** with a cheese gratter... Jokes:-Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yugiohrulez! Posted November 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 Chuck Norris know the exact location of Carmen Sandiego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidepipe Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on. No, Chuck Norris isn't scared of the dark, the dark is scared of Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris developed a way of communicating using kicks and punches. So when he kicks you in the chest, he may be telling you he likes your hat.First, there was nothing, then Chuck Norris told God to get his a** up and get a job.Chuck Norris died two years ago, just Death is too scared to tell him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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