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Skyfire, in honor of your cape, I would like to lyricize Devil Went Down to Georgia.

 

 

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Now Lucien went down to RuneScape, he was looking for a world to rule.

 

He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind, but he didn't mind that 'cos he was cool.

 

When he came across this young man choppin ivy and choppin' it hot.

 

And then Lucien jumped upon a eucalyptus stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:

 

"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a woodcutter too.

 

"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

 

"Now you chop a pretty good ivy, boy, but give a Mahjarrat his due:

 

"I bet a hatchet of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."

 

The boy said: "My name's Skyfire and it might be a sin,

 

"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

 

 

Skyfire you rosin up your hatchet and chop that ivy hard.

 

'Cos hells broke loose in RuneScape and Mahjarrat deal it hard.

 

And if you win you get this shiny hatchet made of gold.

 

But if you lose, then Lucien gets your soul.

 

 

*Epic solo*

 

 

Well Lucien opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."

 

And fire flew from his fingertips as he resined up his adze of inferno.

 

And he chopped the ivy swift and it made an evil hiss.

 

Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.

 

When Lucien finished, Skyfire said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.

 

"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

 

 

Fire on the moun, run boys, run.

 

The Mahjarrat's in the house of the risin' sun.

 

Snakes in the caves guardin' some tears

 

"Juna, do dogs bite?"

 

"The hell is a dog?"

 

 

*Epic solo*

 

 

So Lucien bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.

 

He laid that golden hatchet on the ground at Skyfire's feet.

 

Skyfire said: "Lucien just come on back if you ever want to try again.

 

"I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."

 

 

And he played fire on the mount, run boys, run.

 

The Mahjarrat's in the house of the risin' sun.

 

Snakes in the caves guardin' some tears

 

"Juna, do dogs bite?"

 

"The hell is a dog?"

 

 

 

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Here are my current objectives for the Quest Cape:

 

1. Get 66 Crafting for Rocking Out. (Also will allow me to complete a Varrock Hard Achievement)

2. Get 63 Thieving for Rocking Out.

3. Do Rocking Out.

4. Get 66 Thieving for The Curse of Arrav.

5. Do The Curse of Arrav.

6. Do The Temple At Sennisten.

 

That will leave me with five quests left to do: Dream Mentor, Forgiveness of a Chaos Dwarf, Mourning's Ends Part II, While Guthix Sleeps, and Within the Light.

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