Ultimate Assassin Ninjew Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 No he'd die. Also yes it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 dude u cant beat Chuck Norris Im sorry, unless ur actually Bruce Leemaybe Mr. T tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Assassin Ninjew Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 I trained Chuck Norris. I know all that he knows and more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit of DMG Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Dude, no one could kill Chuck Norris. If Chuck Norris died, it'd be the end of the universe. And its not just you that trained him, I did as well. So did Wolverine. And the Punisher, and Sasuke. (There was a non-naruto style Ninja in Japan, named Sasuke.) So, basically, he has been trained by the best fighters out there. No one can kill him. Hes a three Dimensional Samurai Jack! (If I'm not the only one whos seen that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Assassin Ninjew Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Well again, I know things he doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 actually if a guy were castrated, he cud fight Chuck Norris by repeatedly aiming for the ballseven Chuck Norris' balls of steel have to be worn down sometime, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Assassin Ninjew Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Lol, that is not the only bad spot he has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 wait a minute, ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU'VE FOUND A WEAKNESS IN THE PERFECTION THAT IS CHUCK NORRIS?!guys, if Ninjew wud care to share this with us, then maybe we shud embark on our first mission:KillChuckNorrisour random strategies and Ninjew's experience combined can overpower himwe'd be taking care of an enormous threat that cud make trouble for us later onwat do u say guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Assassin Ninjew Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 I promised him I wouldn't tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 YOU'VE MET CHUCK NORRIS?!nicebut ninjew, if he knew of ur profession, surely he'd come after u with bloodlust?we gotta take him down together to stand a chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Assassin Ninjew Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 I trained him so of course I met him. Also it was during an attempted assassination that he found me out and wanted help. So i trained him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 o right i forgot now i see, u dont want to kill ur former protegei guess we cant go thru with it then -__-COULD WE GO FIND BUSH AND DO IT THEN?thatd be the perfect first mission for us, hunting George Bush :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Yet no one cared all those posts ago when I said I knew how to kill him...... And in reality, Chuck Norris is just a dude with muscles that everyone makes fun of with jokes of him being unbeatable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Assassin Ninjew Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 o right i forgot now i see' date=' u dont want to kill ur former protegei guess we cant go thru with it then -__-COULD WE GO FIND BUSH AND DO IT THEN?thatd be the perfect first mission for us, hunting George Bush :P[/quote'] No I could kill him, but I choose not to. Sure, kill Bush for all I care. Yet no one cared all those posts ago when I said I knew how to kill him...... And in reality' date=' Chuck Norris is just a dude with muscles that everyone makes fun of with jokes of him being unbeatable.[/quote'] He does have skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 el make, when ur on the internet, u cannot deny the greatness of chuck norriswhy not Ninjew, itd be a fun challenge considering he'll have a ton of body guards, cuz, well, there've probly been a lot of attempts now...so el make, want to go kill Bush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Fusion, you're so slow. Turn on the news and you'll see Bush's carcass with 3 bullet holes in it. I'm already ahead of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Assassin Ninjew Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Also, I've broken into Bush's home and could have killed him, but choose not to for the fun of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 dammit el make, u shuda taken me with uIm not a killer, but i wud definitely not hesitate to kick his ass then let u finish itand really el make? bullets? why use a gun when u can use Amaterasu and watch him burnIm evil today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Assassin Ninjew Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 I don't need either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Because why should I waste my eyesight on such and easy kill? I leave the good stuff for......... lets just say "more advanced" targets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 we know ninjew, just punch him in the face and snap his neckclean and effective :/i know this guy who knows 50 ways to kill people in my school, shud i be scared?EDIT: el make, u mean Bruce Lee? or better yet the YANKEES?!if u havent, LETS GO KILL THE NEW YORK YANKEES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Only if you make fun of him. As for me, I get stuffz they use on ACII for show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Assassin Ninjew Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Not even that Fusion. Go have fun killing them. I've already eliminated a few of them by my own means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 ...dont u want to kill the Yanks?that wud shut up their annoying fanbase for a while..EDIT: *bows to Ninjew* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Fusion, the Yankees main players have been disposed of by "Black Flame" means, you can take care of the lessers and the half-alive body of A-rod I left for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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