Defend The Castle

[jamesjr111]

How This Works: You must pick a number BETWEEN 2 AND 5 people attacking the castle. Then, you have to say how you use each person to get rid of the person who owns the castle. Then call out I OWN THE CASTLE!

 

Example:

1. i push u off a cliff

2. i hit u with a tree

3. i punch u in the stomach

I OWN THE CASTLE!

 

Next:

1.I hit u with a bat

2.i kick u all the way to mars

I OWN THE CASTLE!

 

I will start:

2 attackers

1. i hit your mom, u get mad and faint.

2. i throw a banana at u

I OWN THE CASTLE!

[Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ]

1. i shoot you

2. you go blind and cry to death

I OWN THE CASTLE

[Lil Jevans]

1. Blows up the castle walls with a cannon

2. Blow up some more of the castle

3. Kills the previous castle owner

 

I OWN (what's left of) THE CASTLE

[jamesjr111]

1. Plant bombs around the castle.

2. Kill guards.

3. Blow up the bridge.

4. Kill the king.

 

I OWN THE CASTLE!

[Kiyo]

1. Chuck Norris breathes on yo face.

 

I OWN THE CASTLE (ruins)!

[Spartan919]

1. I light your "parts" on fire.

2. I put out the fire with my foot.

3. I shoot you with Spartan Laser.

I OWN THE CASTLE!

[Kiyo]

1. Shoop Da Whoop performs "IMA FIRIN MA LAZOR!"

2. If that didin't kill you, Dr. Octoganapus goes "DR OCTOGANAPUS BLAAAARGH!"

I OWN SPARTA THE CASTLE!

[Christian Exodia]

1. Lady Exodia woos the guards

2. Her brother kills the guards.

3. Lord Exodia kills the King.

I OWN THE CASTLE.

[jamesjr111]

1.i woo Lady Exodia with my muscles.

2. my assassin kills Lady Exodia.

3. Christian Exodia is sad so he dies.

4. i take over.

I OWN THE CASTLE!

[TheGiver]

1.Throws sun at castle

2.Rocket launcher blows up more

I OWN THE CASTLE

[jamesjr111]

1. kicks u where it hurts.

2. throws sun at the castle.

I OWN THE...... PILE OF STONE! (the castle) lol

[TheGiver]

1.I shoot u with rocket launcher where it hurts

 

2.Puts on rocket a throws at sun

3.put nuclear bomb on the castle

BOOM!

I OWN THE CASTLE

[jamesjr111]

what castle? lol

1. i kick u

2. i punch u

3. i kill u

4. i punch the castle

5. the castle falls over

I OWN THE CASTLE!

[TheGiver]

1 i shoot head off with rocket launcher

2 i blow head up with grenade launcher

3i blow caslte up with 50000 bombs

4i blow up a car

5car alarms blow up

I OWN THE CASTLE

[Tabris]

1. I pull you apart, limb from limb.

 

I OWN THE funking CASTLE

[Christian Exodia]

1) Lady Exodia shoots a big, gaping hole in the wall, killing the Prince & some guards

2) Lord Exodia kills the rest of the guards

3) Christian(The bro) kills the King

 

I OWN MY CASTLE!

[Ǚĺƫĩɱąƫë Ðûëĺĩșƫ]

1. i kill u all

2. i rebuild the castle

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I OWN THE CASTLE!

[Horologia]

1. I charm you with my bewitching eyes, force you to kiss me

2. Im a succubus, so you wont survive this kiss :P

3. I walk into the castle, now its mine

 

I OWN THE CASTLE!

[Kiyo]

1. Priest blesses the castle, getting rid of you, the succubus

2. I hide mines in the castle for the next taker

 

I OWN THE CASTLE!

[Horologia]

Aww... ^^

 

1. Call satan to curse the castle to get rid of priests

2. walking into the castle and kiss you

3. mine ^^

 

I OWN THE CASTLE!!!

[jamesjr111]

1. Plant bombs around the castle.

2. Kill guards.

3. Blow up the bridge.

4. Kill the king.

 

I OWN THE CASTLE!

[Scotty20]

1. Turns into wolf.

2. Eats all of your body parts and says "yum!"

3. Hunts down all of you.

I OWN THE CASTLE!

note: the castle is fully guarded

[jamesjr111]

1. Plant bombs around the castle.

2. Kill guards.

3. Blow up the bridge.

4. Kill the king.

 

I OWN THE CASTLE!

[Horologia]

1. Laughing at him cause of lacking creativity

2. Use charming eyes to take controll over him

3. Use him to carry me inside the castle

4. Force him to placing me on the throne

5. Kiss him...

 

I OWN THE CASTLE!

[Christian Exodia]

1. I threaten to kill Kitty

2. Lady Exodia kills the Queen

3. Lord Exodia kills the King

4. Kitty has kittens

 

I OWN THE CASTLE