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I believe Mario is Mexican, and if my friend has been unable to convince me thus far, you will not succeed.

 

Also, its Peach Toadstool. Her last name is toadstool, like mario's last name is mario.

 

Oh, and college humor+mario bros. = FUNNY.

 

"There were these two guys, they came in here and were doing shrooms while trying to fix our toilet. One of them was sticking his foot into the toilet, trying to get to what he claims to be Mushroom kingdom. Then the other one threw my kid's pet tortoise on my wife. Then the one in the red jumped out the window and ate my wife's prize-winning petunias, claiming he could now shoot fire."

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