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@Nexev

Well tell me' date=' what disturbs you and if nothing then I will mimic your song and have Ronald Mcdonald sing it WITH the girl from Wendys.

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Very well then here is the song base:

 

 

And the lyrics [spoiler=PG 16, I really recommend no one read it besides Deus and people who aren't easily disturbed]

Lock eyes from across the intro thread

Ignore the new guy, Zilla would shoot him dead

Sent a pm and skip the names

No need for the silly games

Make our way into the private chat

The bedrooms hot so you drop your pants

Move in close as the boner rise

A little shove and the moans fly

Nitro boost, then i feel no more

Man this is more fun than hiring whores

A whole week that's what it took

The tension builds and the internet shook

As I

 

Jizzed in your pants

 

Tournament might get delayed

So I gotta go, got work today

but I can't resist the popcorn dance

And now I

 

Jizz in your pants

 

Don't tell Nexev or he'd make a song

It would be werid to listen to one about my dong

But great, now the apartment's in a flood

 

Now I'll go home and change

 

I need to go call Rox a wussy

Difficult when my dick's stuck in pussy

But we got a wagon so we can make do

what was in that condom, glue?

Talk to FLeur and I saw her face

Didn't know how badly she wanted to be laid

Never felt that I couldn't be horny again

Then Break said "why not a threesome friend?"

She turned to me that's when she said it

Looked me dead in the face, said "I'm gonna regret this"

But she didn't after I

 

Jizzed in thier pants

 

Great, another one stuck to me

This is going to be awkward socially

Now it's time to pose in a victory stance, cause I got to

 

Jizzed in their pants

 

Saw Orenjimaru with a look of shock

Pretty obvious she was bothered and hot

Maybe it was because I wore Luxus dress

But I left her orgasming at her drawing desk

 

This week-I saw some porn

As I recall it was the kind you adored

You were still stuck to my waist

You asked if I wanted to roleplay and I

 

Jizzed in your pants

 

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash

Probbaly having an orgy right now was brash

Who'll win this tournament, Fleur or you? either way I

 

Jizz in thier pants

The next day Zilla sends a pm but i'm busy

Jizzing in your pants

Open my Profile, a new comment is in and I

Jizz in your pants

When you moan from my skill at fence I

Jizzed in your pants

I just read one piece and I

Jizzed... in... your pants

I went to

(Jizzed... in... your pants)

(Ok this is really perverse... thats great... )

 

Ever since we got stuck, you say "come inside me"

Not like I have a choce, but it's not like I'm arguing

How the hell, haven't I gotten flaccidity?

But who cares, I get laid constantly

 

Cuz I

 

Jizz... in... your pants

 

(I jizz in Breaks pants, I jizz in Fleurs pants, yes I jizz in thier pants, yes I jizz in thier pants)

Yes I jizz... in... our pants

(I jizz in our pants I jizz in our pants)

 

 

The thing about mimicking is you can't do it on instinct, plus I made it, your version would be hilarious.

 

A complete infringement of copyright which proves your a moron who can't do your own sheet but still funny.

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Hey people/aliens/whatever else, i have been having allot of real life issues and this is the only post ill be able to post for today. . . most likely. Anyway just alerting you that i will be not active for a while. So i would suggest finding a temporary replacement for me as general. Anyway C ya.

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Aqua' date=' its not nice to triple neg somebody just because [b']he negged your Boyfriend[/b]. Now shut up about it and have a piece of cake.

 

Icwatudidthar

 

and now I have ALOT to say.

 

Forest Sprite has the body of a 13-year old. Field Spite has the body of a 12-year old. Frost Sprite has the body of a 11-year old.

 

I only prey upon girls 9 or older.

 

@Chase - you're a perv if you saw that popcorn thing as perverted.

 

@Creator - gimme da pics!

 

@Zero - that's why I don't rate bad sets.

 

@Aqua - do it again!

 

@DMG(never thought I'd be saying this again) - I commented on your fanfic. Truly, some good imagery.

 

FInally, my fellow lolicon is more active...

 

Now we can take over the world.

 

or at least fill it with lolis.

 

and since it seems we've gone all spammowhammo:

 

When you see a thing you like

You hold it tight, never let go.

For if you do, it will struggle away

Like the brightest star on a moonless night.

Thurst yourself upon it

The chance to chage is here.

It might be a rough journey

But one so pleasurable

 

Betcha can't figure out what that poem is about...

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"Never give up and hold onto your dreams with all your heart. Then when you make it look back on the journey and smile." Yea......

 

I made a new card yesterday. Would you guys mind rating it plz.

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1 Tuner + 1 or more non-Tuner Sky monsters

When this monster is Summoned, place 1 Spacial Counter on it. This monster gains 1 Spacial Counter during each of your Draw Phases. (Max 5) When this monster has 3 or more Spacial Counters, you can destroy any number of Spacial Counters on this card and destroy 1 card on the field for every 2 Spacial Counters destroyed. When this monster has 5 Spacial Counters, destroy this card and Special Summon 2 "Sky" monsters from your hand or deck.

 

If you guys haven't seen Night Sky Swallow which is my number 1 fav card I don't know you.

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