Bad cartoon-only cards, Machine Emperors, and comics

[Guest Delinquent Girl NiAtSoFi]

3 things:

1) Am I the only person who's sick of these crappy cartoon-made cards?

From YGO Wikia:

 

Soldier Revolt

Trap

Activate only when you control "Kinetic Soldier", "Science Soldier" and "Cyber Soldier of Darkworld". Your opponent sends all cards they control and in their hand to the Graveyard. You cannot conduct your Battle Phase this turn.

 

Who would play "Science Soldier" or "Cyber Soldier of Darkworld" just to play this card?

 

Golden Castle of Stromberg

Field Spell

・ Once per turn, you can Special Summon 1 Level 4 or lower monster from your Deck.

・ This card cannot be destroyed by the effect{s} of other Spells, Traps, or Monsters.

・ During each player's Battle Phase, any and all Attack Position monsters that player controls must attack.

・ When one of your opponent's monsters attacks, it is destroyed before damage calculation resolves, and your opponent takes damage equal to half of that monster's ATK.

・ During each of your Standby Phases, your opponent must send half of their Deck to the Graveyard (This is not optional. If this cost cannot be fulfilled or your opponent has an uneven number of cards left in their deck, destroy this card).

 

Too many effects! I'm reading a book!

 

 

2) Machine Emperor Infinities suck!

 

From YGO Wikia:

 

Machine Emperor Wisel Infinity

Other Monsters you control cannot attack. Once per turn, you can treat 1 Synchro Monster your opponent controls as an Equip Spell Card and equip it to this card. This card gains ATK equal to the ATK of the monster(s) equipped to this card. This card gains ATK equal to the total ATK of all other "Wisel", "Skiel", and "?" monsters you control. When this card is destroyed, destroy all other monsters you control.

 

Machine Emperor Skiel Infinity

Other monsters you control cannot attack. Once per turn, you can equip 1 Synchro Monster your opponent controls to this card. This card gains ATK equal to the ATK of the equipped monster(s). This card gains ATK equal to the total ATK of all other "Wisel", "Skiel", and "???" monsters you control. When this card is destroyed, destroy all other monsters you control.

 

Notice glaring similarities effect-wise? Worst God-ish cards ever! These are just 5D's version of the Armor series from the original!!

 

3) While the GX comic book is pretty good in terms of art and story, I'm not so sure about the 5d's comic book. Maybe because the 5d's cartoon is way better than it's predecessors.

[Cin]

You're dissing something you obviously have little idea about.

 

1) Its Anime

2) Its Manga, not a comic book. Get it right.

 

Er hello the cards are designed to create a way of characters winning or making them look like they'll lose, so obv they'll be OP.