Nishi-chan Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 There is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard. Only another fist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Flame Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 You know how Jesus walked on water? Well Chuck Norris swam on land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Vampiress~ Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 chuck norris is so awesome he eats 1000000 tonnes of iron filings for an appetiser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 you know how Jesus walked on water? well Chuck Norris walked on Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatPhantomGuy Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Chuck Norris won a staring contest against the sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHawk Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Chuck Norris is so awesome he can slam a revolving door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 hey try not to repeat any jokes Chuck Norris doesnt feel pain, pain feels Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 If you look at Chuck Norris a certain way, you can get arrested for sexual assault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatPhantomGuy Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Chuck Norris is the only person who can punch you in the back of your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatPhantomGuy Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Outer space exist because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.Too bad he's never cried... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatPhantomGuy Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Each time Chuck Norris blinks a terrorist explodes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Chuck Norris can burn an ant with a magnifying glass.At night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatPhantomGuy Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Michael Jackson can do the 'Moon Walk' on earth, but Chuck Norris can do the 'Earth Walk' on the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enma Kozato Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 one time chuck noris went to sparta: and he said Sparta? THIS IS CHUCK NORRIS!!! and form that day on whenever the word chuck norris is said the nazis die a little on the outside (pointless i know) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatPhantomGuy Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Okay...? Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 this one is a little sacreligious so read at your own risk god didnt create chuck norris, chuck norris created god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Chief13 Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
::тǿρħєя:: Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 They say the universe is expanding all the time...that's because it's all trying to get away from Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANDORUM™ Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Chuck Norris is so hard that he wipes his a** with a cheese grater... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Legend Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 You know that taste you get when you brush your teath then drink orange juice and "Ewwwwwwwwwww"... Chuck Norris loves it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANDORUM™ Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 You know that taste you get when you brush your teath then drink orange juice and "Ewwwwwwwwwww"... Chuck Norris loves it. Do you like puppies "Y-Yes" Chuck Norris kicks them "No" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enma Kozato Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 people dont say OMG any moe becuz they are afraid to offend chuck nowadays they use OMCN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenMetal Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 chuck norris can believe its not butterChuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.i like t6his i laughed at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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