Jinzo Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 Just post a funny Chuck Norris Joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollowblade Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enma Kozato Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 chuck norris is so tough his legs dont move him, he mves his legs chuck norris wn WW3 all by himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 Gawd so many... Once, Chuck Norris and Mr.T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed because that much awesomeness cannot be contained in one building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollowblade Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 chuck norris is so tough his legs dont move him' date=' he mves his legs chuck norris wn WW3 all by himself[/quote']that was not a proper joke, this is:Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 Chuck Norris and Mr.T once played "Who has more testicles?"Chuck Norris won 7-5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollowblade Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 Bruce Lee did not kill Chuck Norris in "Way of the Dragon".Chuck Norris was Lee's stunt double, and vice versa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enma Kozato Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 roflmao to all of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scyire Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 Chuck Norris once ate a sandwich. What, were you expecting something funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 You know the rumor where if you neg YCMaker, it "mysteriously" disappears?Chuck Norris negged him. YCMaker then "mysteriously" disappeared. Google won't search for Chuck Norris because Google knows you don't search for Chuck Norris, he searches for you. Chuck Norris once sued Myspace for stealing the name of everything around him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enma Kozato Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 chuck norris tried watching friday the 13th but jason ran away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 Chuck Norris once slamed a revolving door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enma Kozato Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 when chuck norris goes to th stre his cart pushes itself and all the things he wants just drop into it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatPhantomGuy Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 When ninjas grow up, they want to be just like Chuck Norris. But they only live to be killed by Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Legend Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 Hitler did not commet sucide, Chuck Norris killed him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatPhantomGuy Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 Chuck Norris is so fast he could run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 Once, Chuck Norris kicked the air so hard, it made a hole. That hole is now known as a Black Hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enma Kozato Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 chuck norris is so tough he beat up 1,000,000,000 dr. octagonapuses (watch this series if you doont know cuz im gonna need some time to find your house ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Legend Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 Chuck Norris is so touph, his beard is made out of titaniom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 Whenever somebody makes a corny joke of Chuck Norris, he'll send you mail. When you open the package, you'll get a Roundhouse Kick straight to your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Flame Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn´t get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolta Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 In Soviet Russia, Fighting learns Chuck Norris! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 Pedobear once succeeded in hiding in Chuck Norris. The only problem was that he was roundhouse kicking every child he got close to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Legend Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 lol^^ Chuck Norris was the nuclear bomb launched to Japan in world war 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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