~Vampiress~ Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 1)yo mamma is so old she was god's best friend2)yo mamma is so thick, wen god said let there be light she bought a 30watt bulb3)yo mamma is so ugly she broke that bulb4)yo mamma is so fat the sun orbits arround her belly button5)yo mamma is so retarded she gave birth to you6)i win this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANDORUM™ Posted November 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Vampiress~ Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 yo mamma is so stupid she gave birth to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatPhantomGuy Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 Yo mamma is so fat that Jabba the Hut says "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!" when she walks by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 yo mamma is so ugly she made chuck norris cryImpossible. There's a Chuck Norris joke' date=' and it goes, "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried..." [b']OT:[/b]Yo momma's so fat her pant size is...is...b*tch lose some weight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Vampiress~ Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 yo mamma is so ugly i cant think of a joke to say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidchaor Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Your mom is so ugly she was perma-ban from every glass meusuem when she was born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.GhostRyder Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Your mama gave me the look The next post better be carfule coz my mum is very ill. I mean mently. So watch what you say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANDORUM™ Posted November 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Damb it, sorry...Ok let me think, this will be hard... Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Half Vamp Riku Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 dude i had one of these search the yo mama game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAEGING D0GKING Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Yo mama is so Stupid that she tried to cook beaf with her own farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Half Vamp Riku Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says too be continued Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAEGING D0GKING Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Yo mama is so Smart that she is always doing maths every second and never lives a life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANDORUM™ Posted November 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 yo mama's so fat she sunk the titanic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANDORUM™ Posted November 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Yo mama so stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 yo mama so fat she sat on Canadian tire and lowered the prices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Vampiress~ Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 yo mamma is so mentally retarded she ate her math homework because it had pi on it wen she was a schoolboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Half Vamp Riku Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 yo mama so ugly she looked at a balck dude and he called her racist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindupRabbitFan14 Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Yo mama so dumb she got ran over by a parked car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 yo mama so dumb she was locked in a super market over knight and died of starvation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANDORUM™ Posted November 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Yo mama so stupid I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindupRabbitFan14 Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Yo mama so dumb she used a ruler to measure how long she slept Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANDORUM™ Posted November 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, just to make-up her mind ^.^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindupRabbitFan14 Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Yo mama so fat when she walked past the TV you missed an entire series of Family Guy. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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