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So...

 

You live in a forest.

You walk down the road.

You eat a berry.

It tasted like crap.

You go back to your house/hut.

You sit down on the mud.

You stand up.

You sit down on the chair.

You kiss your wife.

Your wife dies.

You use your cell phone to call the cops.

You live in a jungle.

What color is my underwear?

 

Beware: trick question. Read all the information very carefully.

 

Hint: Just because I bolded the question does not mean the answer is black.

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WHY DID YOU F*CK MY MOTHER LAST NIGHT?

 

Why wouldn't I?

 

So...

 

You live in a forest.

You walk down the road.

You eat a berry.

It tasted like crap.

You go back to your house/hut.

You sit down on the mud.

You stand up.

You sit down on the chair.

You kiss your wife.

Your wife dies.

You use your cell phone to call the cops.

You live in a jungle.

What color is my underwear?

 

Beware: trick question. Read all the information very carefully.

 

Hint: Just because I bolded the question does not mean the answer is black.

 

Blue. Don't tell me otherwise. I know. I've seen them.

 

Are you bisexual?

 

Nope. Straight.

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What is your favorite GAME?

 

I just lost it?

 

SUCCESS!

 

What is your favorite fruit?

 

Bananas. I eat one with lunch everyday.

 

That wouldn't have anything to do with Cedefia's sig, would it?

 

Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the thruth, so help you the Pick of Destiny?

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What is your favorite GAME?

 

I just lost it?

 

SUCCESS!

 

What is your favorite fruit?

 

Bananas. I eat one with lunch everyday.

 

That wouldn't have anything to do with Cedefia's sig' date=' would it?

 

Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the thruth, so help you the Pick of Destiny?

[/quote']

 

No, it wouldn't. His signature almost makes me want to skip my banana tomorrow.

 

And yes, I promise.

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What is your favorite GAME?

 

I just lost it?

 

SUCCESS!

 

What is your favorite fruit?

 

Bananas. I eat one with lunch everyday.

 

That wouldn't have anything to do with Cedefia's sig' date=' would it?

 

Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the thruth, so help you the Pick of Destiny?

[/quote']

 

No, it wouldn't. His signature almost makes me want to skip my banana tomorrow.

 

And yes, I promise.

 

Good. Did you know I tried to use the same GAME trick on Cedefia?

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What is your favorite GAME?

 

I just lost it?

 

SUCCESS!

 

What is your favorite fruit?

 

Bananas. I eat one with lunch everyday.

 

That wouldn't have anything to do with Cedefia's sig' date=' would it?

 

Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the thruth, so help you the Pick of Destiny?

[/quote']

 

No, it wouldn't. His signature almost makes me want to skip my banana tomorrow.

 

And yes, I promise.

 

Good. Did you know I tried to use the same GAME trick on Cedefia?

 

I was unaware.

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