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The Black Knight vs. Darth Vader


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BK or DV?  

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  1. 1. BK or DV?

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You know, because all real fights take place on a flat plain devoid of features.

 

The environment is an important part of everything, and always plays a role.

 

Saying Darth Vader couldn't win on a flat plain etc is like saying a sniper is stupid because he can't win without his rifle.

 

Sure it's technically true, but the scenario is so god damn impractical that nobody gives a sheet.

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I like how its assumed that Vader would even bother fighting BK in the first place. When you control endless legions of Storm Troopers at your disposal' date=' you really don't bother with half-pints.

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They can't hit the black knight

Not because the Black Knight is skilled in any way, but they're just terrible shots.

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You do realize that the Black Knight has the some effect that cancels people's skills. Therefore force=useless.

 

You do realize that Darth Vader was voiced by James Earl Jones.

Therefore fake video game chars.=useless

 

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The only reason Black Knight wins, is because of his armor and weapon.

 

His weapon can attack short-long range, while his armor cancels out magic, special abilities, etc.

 

Not to mention he can kill a goddess.

 

This would be so much easier if we did this Deadliest Warrior style. Which involves running test battles over 9000 times... -gets shot-

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His weapon can attack short-long range' date=' while his armor cancels out magic, special abilities, etc. [b']Lightsabers can slash through weak sheet like a sword and armor. Who said Darth had to attack him directly, anyways? He could bring a couple Stormtroopers, have them attack, die, then use their corpses Force Unleashed style and just throw them at the Black Knight while he slowly walks towards the BK, and drives his lightsaber through the BK's throat.[/b]

 

Not to mention he can kill a goddess. She was a weak jabroni anyways.

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