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Adventures of Huntar the Savage


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Make sure you link it to this thread. But yeah' date=' that should remind me freaking big time. Just stay active in General so I can see it often. =)

 

I don't see why anyone is offended. You make fun of everyone [including me D:'], so it's fair. Like Saturday Night Live. =)

Done.

 

Because the mods have the lock option and more to make fun of than you, I guess. :,[

 

Can I be in the next one' date=' babe?

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I'm going to need your sprite sheet if you're gonna guest star.

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I was going to put him in Chapter 3' date=' actually. I'm not too fond of him though, for the record. >_>

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I hadn't noticed, lol.

 

I'd like it if you were just a bystander, as it seems now.

 

Because it's funnier that way ;D

I don't plan on incorporating myself into the fic anytime soon. But I might if the need arises. 8)

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I Huntar. Hes so epic. He does whatever the hell he wants. :D

 

inorite

 

I love how in the story, the Huntar guy gets mad at people for no apparent reason. And then Bluu the Mage punishes people even though they haven't done a crime.

 

But I remember that Kitty of Sucksupalot was punished by the savage rulers, I think.

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funking epic win. So much.

 

Interesting plot device on my Bluu plans on taking down Akiti. Its eerily similar to reality....

 

Josh [icy] says (8:16 PM):

I said if anyone permas you, it'll be me. And I'll make a total ass out of you.

OMG says (8:16 PM):

orly?

Curiousity. How do you plan to "make a total ass" of me?

Josh [icy] says (8:18 PM):

Showing people what fucktards do and look like.

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After this chapter comes a little musical.

 

Chapter The Third

 

"One week in the dungeon! Make another mistake like that and it shall cost you your life!"

 

"But what have I done?!"

 

"Two weeks!" Bluu whipped Akiti relentlessly as the guards took him away. "You know damn well what you did, there is no point in repeating or even hinting at the crime you committed!"

 

The thrill of inflicting undeserved misery upon others pleased Huntar. Greatly inspired, the oaf made his way towards an aspiring artist working on a masterpiece of fearsome red strokes in various hues he dubbed "Brush Fire".

 

"Do you like Huntar?" asked the prince as he held his club in his hands.

 

"I don't have much of an opinion on you…" said the man, more focused on his drawing than the savage questioning him. "Though I do find it odd that Akiti is being punished without any real reasoni--"

 

Brush Fire was smashed into pieces and the artist flew onto the ground with a mighty swing of Huntar's club. "ONE WEEK IN THE DUNGEON FOR THIS TRAITOR OVER HERE."

 

Merely a matter of days after the plotting of the two princes, and all hell had broke loose. Giant locks rained from the skies, and death and jail sentences alike were being issued left and right.

 

Meanwhile, in the underworld of the Yugulan Kingdom, shadows began to amass into the form of a human. "Urrrgh……" said Darkness as he cracked his neck. "How long have I been out?"

 

"A GOOD AMOUNT OF TIME I WOULD SAY." A fellow Rebellion member in a rather conspicuous piece of shining pink armor approached the villainous figure. "YESSIR A GOOD AMOUNT OF TIME."

 

"I don't know what to do anymore Polator, committing a misdemeanor every now and then is becoming the ultimate taboo."

 

"JUST YELL A LOT" shouted the armored menace, "and use triple meanings, then they won't ever be able to pin anything on you. Tee hee."

 

Darkness sighed and pointed to the body of a child lying in the alleyways. "Little Willy never meant anyone any harm, and look at what Bluu did to him."

 

Polator frowned. "And to think right now I could be playing Quest Adventure rather than staring at dead orphans."

 

The cloaked figure frowned too, though for a very different and slightly more valid reason. "I don't get what the princes have against us. We're not bad people or anything!……Wait a second…" he muttered as he withdrew a threatening blade. "I think I hear somebody preaching about religious freedom. Gotta go."

 

And so the days slowly went by. It wasn't the criminals that got punished rather than those who disagreed with the princes. Take the Father of Trolls, who committed much crime but was never truly punished. He was in fact a disgrace to the Troll race, a weak and out of shape mass of stupidity and egotism. But he didn't try to challenge the system, and was as such left untouched.

 

Eventually the sentences had worn off, and everyone was released from jail with harsh warnings. On his way out the injured Akiti was stopped by the ice mage himself. "I swear you will die someday, and the one to kill you will be me." he said coldly. "And I'll show everyone what a fool you truly are."

 

"Oh really?" questioned the thief, turning to his persecutor. "And how will you do such an act, my good man?"

 

Bluu glared fearsomely. "Showing people what a fladoodle does and looks like."

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