Dark Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Before I get perma'd, I'd like to say this was a fun thread. You guys are epic. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Before I get perma'd' date=' I'd like to say this was a fun thread. You guys are epic. :3[/quote'] It was fun. I will miss you, friend. D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 To give some validity to my claim, Prince Hunter is so popular that if you neg him it's instantly removed and you get a warning. On the topic of cocks, mine has been standing upright for hours on end ever since I gave it some special feed because it was drooping around too much. Should I call a doctor or something? D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 In my defense, I told him that he should use the warning system or threaten me by PM before he bans me. But I have been going a bit overboard on trolling. *sigh* Bai guise. D: Also, a doctor won't help your cock. Just stop giving it the special feed. It should be fine. But if it stands up for more than four hours, seek medical attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 To give some validity to my claim' date=' Prince Hunter is so popular that if you neg him it's instantly removed and you get a warning. On the topic of cocks, mine has been standing upright for hours on end ever since I gave it some special feed because it was drooping around too much. Should I call a doctor or something? D:[/quote'] Doctor? No. Hot Swedish girl? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 To give some validity to my claim' date=' Prince Hunter is so popular that if you neg him it's instantly removed and you get a warning. On the topic of cocks, mine has been standing upright for hours on end ever since I gave it some special feed because it was drooping around too much. Should I call a doctor or something? D:[/quote'] Atlas, you pummel your cocks when they try to run away from your unsafe cockden. You should expect droop. <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 It won't go down, I've tried everything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 To give some validity to my claim' date=' Prince Hunter is so popular that if you neg him it's instantly removed and you get a warning. On the topic of cocks, mine has been standing upright for hours on end ever since I gave it some special feed because it was drooping around too much. Should I call a doctor or something? D:[/quote'] Doctor? No. Hot Swedish girl? Yes. Yeah, call a hot Swedish vet. Maybe if she rubs your cock tenderly, it will calm down. Damnit, I'm really getting banned now. D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 It won't go down' date=' I've tried everything![/quote'] That's because you've had to resort to applying unethical chemicals to your cock in the first place due to it drooping too much, but I'd rather eat even a drooping cock then a cock which could result in me and my family getting AIDS. =/ Now that you've fed chemicals into your cock, it's not gonna go down. It's too late. That's what happens. I mean, COCK FARMING 101 PEOPLE. Sheesh. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 To give some validity to my claim' date=' Prince Hunter is so popular that if you neg him it's instantly removed and you get a warning. On the topic of cocks, mine has been standing upright for hours on end ever since I gave it some special feed because it was drooping around too much. Should I call a doctor or something? D:[/quote'] Doctor? No. Hot Swedish girl? Yes. Yeah, call a hot Swedish vet. Maybe if she rubs your cock tenderly, it will calm down. Damnit, I'm really getting banned now. D: We all are. MIGHT AS WELL GO OUT WITH A funking BOOM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Great advice guys. I did that and my cock got even straighter than it was before! And now it's gurgling some strange fluid from its mouth. ;~; You know you would eat my cock up whatever it was like Polaris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Holy crap. I was nominated?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Holy crap. I was nominated?!? How dare you ruin our cock-talk with your on-topicness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Holy crap. I was nominated?!? How dare you ruin our cock-talk with your on-topicness? It's what I live for. I had my cock talk yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Great advice guys. I did that and my cock got even straighter than it was before! And now it's gurgling some strange fluid from its mouth. ;~; You know you would eat my cock up whatever it was like Polaris. What color is the strange fluid? Your cock might have a fatal disease. Dx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Great advice guys. I did that and my cock got even straighter than it was before! And now it's gurgling some strange fluid from its mouth. ;~; You know you would eat my cock up whatever it was like Polaris. Even I, cockgobbler that I am, have my standards Atlas. You've got a lot to learn about raising your cocks right. =/ I'm sorry I had to be so blunt with you Atlas, but someone had to tell you. I don't want any more families dying because of your cocks. =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Oh, it's my fault that all the girls want a taste of my cock now is it? :/ When someone gets off of the table and goes to make you a sandwich out of pure satisfaction, you know your cock is preeeeetty damn fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 I once had an Australian chick fly all the way to my house for a taste of my cock. That's when you know you've got something special going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Oh' date=' it's my fault that all the girls want a taste of my cock now is it? :/ When someone gets off of the table and goes to make you a sandwich out of pure satisfaction, you know your cock is preeeeetty damn fine.[/quote'] You've earned a reputation Atlas. Not a good one. They fear your cocks. They'd like to live. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Then why is it that my cocks earn me millions a year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 I once had an Australian chick fly all the way to my house for a taste of my cock. That's when you know you've got something special going on. A Swiss model came to my aunt's farm and tasted her cock. She gobbled it up until none was left. My aunt had to grow a new cock. Took a damn long while, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Then why is it that my cocks earn me millions a year? Atlas, we know about you and your life insurance fraud. It's got to stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 My cocks are so mighty and intimidating that they get me banned from YCM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 My cocks are so mighty and intimidating that they get me banned from YCM. Those wouldn't be my choices of adjectives. I'm fed up with you cocky amateur cockfarmers insulting my uncle's good cockfarming name. =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Then why is it that my cocks earn me millions a year? Atlas' date=' we know about you and your life insurance fraud. It's got to stop.[/quote'] Maybe his cock is just that good. Ever thought about that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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