Umbra Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 My first attempt at writing sillyfiction. If you haven't watched Half Life: Full Life Consequences before reading this, I recommend that you do. It will change your life forevar. [spoiler=Part Won: Do L Moonstars]A long time ago, Yugi Freeman was a school. Yugi Freeman had long pointy hair like rainbow tree. He had no friends because he was short and nice and people hated Yugi Freeman for that. There was also this other guys called Joey and Tristan Freeman and they hate Yugi Freeman with passionate too! Yugi Freeman had magical crabhelmet gold triangle that turned him into Yami Freeman, but Joey Freeman broke it and throw peace in pool. Then someone bad came to Joey Freeman and Tristan Freeman and said “Joey Freeman and Tristan Freeman, give me your lunch monies or else you will be beat to the sky!” to Joey Freeman and Tristan Freeman. Joey Freeman and Tristan Freeman fight back at the bad man, but they were owned. Then Yugi Freeman became mind control by Yami Freeman, and Yami Freeman put science in bad man's head and make him crabhelmet. Then all was nice and friend again! Yugi Freeman had a grand father with no name because no one know it that he lived with and played card game at. Yugi Freeman's grand father had a shoop that sell cards to custombers. Yugi Freeman's grand father had super awesome card that was very rear because it had very high attack point. But the grand father would not give away super awesome card for anyone. Not even for box of giant cards that would make him money. When the not really bad man knowed this, he became very angry and swear that he would get back pay at Yugi Freeman's grand father. So the not really bad man summoned mafia men that grabed Yugi Freeman's grand father while he was work with cards and took him to not really bad man's place which is hugh. When Yugi Freeman had got back from school he got tellaphone call from the not really bad man that said “Yugi Freeman I have grabed your grand father come to my big house if you want get him back!” to Yugi Freeman and hang up. Yugi Freeman was canfused at tellaphone and didn't say nothing first. Yugi Freeman could not belive his eers. The not really bad man had stolen his grand father from him unlegally and Yugi Freeman would get him back with friend ship and crabhelmet! Yugi Freeman and Joey Freeman and Tristan Freeman and some other people went to the not really bad man's hugh house and ran into door. There, Yugi Freeman's grand father was lying to floor on ground and did not move anything. The not really bad man which was really bad was there too, but did not say nothing neither. Yugi Freeman and his friend Joey Freeman ran real fast to Yugi Freeman's grand father that was lying on ground.“Grand father!”Yugi Freeman said to Yugi Freeman's grand father. “What did the not really bad man do at you!”Yugi Freeman's grand father looked at Yugi Freeman and did not say nothing. Then he gave Yugi Freeman his cards and things but not his super awesome card because the not really bad man had taken it. Then Yugi Freeman's grand father looked at Yugi Freeman and clothed his eyes because he was tire and injury and old. Tristan Freeman and other people picked up Yugi Freeman's grand father and gave him to big cure science house for treat and nice, but he did not get the better. Yugi Freeman looked at the not really bad man.“Not really bad man, you make my grand father hurt and bad! You will suffar!” Yugi Freeman said to the not really bad man. The not really bad man shook head and pointed at Yugi Freeman's grand father. “Yugi Freeman's grand father would not give me, Kaiba Freeman, the super awesome card I wanted from him, so I stole him and almost killed him but I didn't and taked his super awesome card from him instead.”Then Kaiba Freeman took Yugi Freeman's grand father's super awesome card and teared it in two and half peace. Yugi Freeman got real angry and pointed at Kaiba Freeman.“Kaiba Freeman, what have you did?! You disrespectful of name Freeman! You no longer my bro and I will venge my grand father for what you did too him!” Yugi Freeman said real loud and angrily at Kaiba Freeman, that laughed and shaked off.“Then we play card game for our card!” Kaiba Freeman said back and set smile that kills of puppies! Yugi Freeman and Kaiba Freeman went to the big place with the big towers that were big and went onto the platform that was next to the big towers. Yugi Freeman and Kaiba Freeman were stooding real far from each over, but could still hear each over because they have voice actor that does voice for them. And they still shout much! A lot time of later, Kaiba Freeman put a card on the platform and a big shiny blue thing just like the one on Yugi Freeman's grand father's super awesome card started hovering in the sky. Yugi Freeman gassed at Kaiba Freeman's card.“Kaiba Freeman, where did you get that card?!” Yugi Freeman said to Kaiba Freeman. “You deaded that card and riped it to peaces!” Yugi Freeman shockingly said to Kaiba Freeman. Kaiba Freeman laffed back at Yugi Freeman and smiled on him.“Yugi Freeman, you're grand father's card was not the only super awesome card who exist! I have free more! At hack Yugi Freeman, shiny blue thing!” Kaiba Freeman said to his shiny blue thing that rowed at him. Yugi Freeman said curse word to Kaiba Freeman and fisted at him. Yugi Freeman had no super awesome card, only his dark magicman that he was about to be burned to heaven by shiny blue things shiny blue laser beam. Yugi Freeman became real fraid as his dark magicman lost life. Yugi Freeman really liked the dark magicman, and he can't beat Kaiba Freeman with outside it. He stared at hand, and saw fingers and cards inside the hand. Then Yugi Freeman's memory flashed back at him, making real noise and sound. Somewhere before but not sure when “Yugi Freeman”, Yugi Freeman's grand father said to Yugi Freeman. “Cards are meaned to be to gather. If you have hands and legs and heads of magic hummen with great face in you hand, you can't not be defeat.” Then Yugi Freeman's grand father smiled in happyness and power. Back after wards when Yugi Freeman was fight his bro Kaiba Freeman that was not really his bro Yugi Freeman was not sure what Yugi Freeman's grand father had meaned at first, but now he know. He needed to find the magic hummen head to defeet Kaiba Freeman and win back his grand father that was in big science place. “I help you Yugi Freeman!” Yami Freeman said to Yugi Freeman and put mind control on Yugi Freeman so that Yami Freeman became inside Yugi Freeman instead of golden crabhelmet. Yami Freeman looked at Kaiba Freeman with new hairstyle and smiled. Kaiba Freeman got mad at Yami Freeman and placed two more super awesome cards on the platform besides breaking the rules because he didn't care any moor. “You cannot win Yami Freeman!” Kaiba Freeman said to Yami Freeman. “I have all super awesome cards in world and you cannot de-feet me!”“Kaiba Freeman is right, Yami Freeman!” Yugi Freeman said to Yami Freeman. “There is not way in hell the next card is magic hummen head! If it is not magic hummen head, grand father will never be back from big science place!”“No Kaiba Freeman and Yugi Freeman!” Yami Freeman said to Kaiba Freeman and Yugi Freeman real loud and angry with hair pointing into the sky. “I, Yami Freeman cannot loss! I belive in my friends ship and my grand father!”Yami Freeman picked up card from top of the cards, and smiled on Kaiba Freeman real sneaky like ninja.“The card game are over, Kaiba Freeman! I have magic hummen head!”Now there was big hole in the sky where magic hummen arms and magic hummen legs and magic hummen head that was not dead but a life. Kaiba Freeman made angry face and pointed with his arms at the magic hummen.“Opossumable Yugi Freeman! None have magic hummen big guy for centuryes!” Kaiba Freeman said to Yugi Freeman, and did not beleave his ice.“But I have it, Kaiba Freeman!” Yami Freeman said back! “Magic hummen head, blow Kaiba Freeman up with giant lazy beam!”The magic hummen bodies came into one giant magic hummen which howered a bove Yugi Freeman and open hand. Then Kaiba Freeman was covered in super green light from the magic hummen hand, and Yami Freeman broke his head with gold crabhelmet triangle. Then all was nice and friend again! To be continued? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 10/10 This is godlike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lily Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 I lol'ed so hard. It is just so good xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ƬЦЯBӨƧƧ Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 All of the above :). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Win. I love that video XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bringerofcake Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Awesome. To the nth i degree. Though I was waiting for Dallas. Still awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Simply amazing. “Opossumable Yugi Freeman! None have magic hummen big guy for centuryes!” Kaiba Freeman said to Yugi Freeman' date=' and did not beleave his ice.[/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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