The Chibi Knights! (Farewell, Onemanga, you will be missed)

[Sploda]

But in Soviet America' date=' you don't do it, It does you.

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How did you know?

 

Also In Soviet America you don't draw Chibi, Chibi draws you.

[Deustodo]

They draw me so I could draw them. I draw them so they could draw me. Everything is very simple.

[Spirit of DMG]

*Gibbsslaps Creator and Deus* both of you knock it off.

*stabs Creator and Deus in the left shoulder with a pocket knife* now, both of you keep quiet, M'Kay?

[Deustodo]

Ha, your knife is now broken due to my diamond bone... it is stucked in my leg and its hurting a bit but it will be absorved in any minute. Wait, was is a gibbsslap? *Have deep thoughts*

Have you ever tried using a calculator?

If you find one that hadn't commit suicide after reading twilight, tell me.

[Spirit of DMG]

Gibbsslap: my palm, the back of your head. Also referred to as "DiNozzoing" or "Being DiNozzo'd" it's quite simple. serves as a wake-up call

I find a diamond bladed pocket knife to the shoulder works much better

[Deustodo]

Me too, but since humans and vampires, creatures that shine in the sun like crystal, doesn't have the technology to create diamond weapons, you failed, that-person-typing-in-red.

So am I the-one-typing-in-green?

No, you're Gir.

Oooh.

[Sploda]

*ducks just before slap hits and sidesteps stab*

You know after awhile I can just predict what happens.

[Deustodo]

But in soviet america, you don't predict what happens, happens predict what you did.

[Sploda]

Thus I was able to dodge the attack. For I am a Soviet Russian in Soviet America doubling the Soviet levels to the extreme. Thus I can do things that aren't Soviet.

[Spirit of DMG]

Heh, call me Donovyn. The one-typing-in-black uses my name here. As for the knife, I never said that [/i]I'm[/i] the one who made it. I, uh, borrowed, it.

[Ikatsui]

Mah brainz hurt

What brain? I didn't give you one.

Oh right...

[Sploda]

@Ikatsui

Who said you could leave your hole. Get back in there.

[Ikatsui]

Why in the heck should I?

[^l~Soul~l^]

Why in the heck should I?

 

go staple your mouth shut

and get back in your rathole

you call the cardboard box you live in

 

thats how you are supposed to do it

[Blake]

That's a wondrous question.

 

Because, if you do not, Creator and I will rip off your jaw and appendages.

 

Yes. Your tongue too, and even the third Leg.

 

And then, we will throw the third leg away. Darklink gets it.

 

We will then toil over a pot for hours, seasoning the stew we made from your flesh.

 

Of course, we boil the meat first, so it falls off the bone. We pull those bones out and give those to the Kyuubi.

 

Then we force feed you the finner we so lovingly prepared for you, although you have no jaw to eat it with.

 

Don't you love us?

[Ikatsui]

What. The. F***.

I agree with it for once

[^l~Soul~l^]

That's a wondrous question.

 

Because' date=' if you do not, Creator and I will rip off your jaw and appendages.

 

Yes. Your tongue too, and even the third Leg.

 

And then, we will throw the third leg away. Darklink gets it.

 

We will then toil over a pot for hours, seasoning the stew we made from your flesh.

 

Of course, we boil the meat first, so it falls off the bone. We pull those bones out and give those to the Kyuubi.

 

Then we force feed you the finner we so lovingly prepared for you, although you have no jaw to eat it with.

 

Don't you love us?

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can i get his spine or ear

i is hungy fo ear

[Blake]

That is a great question Cookie.

 

Wait, no it isn't.

 

Everyone knows that eating anything other the appendages causes Brain Damage.

 

If you eat the limbs, you get happy, almost like shrooms.

 

Wondrous results.

 

Yummy.

[Spirit of DMG]

...last guy I met who liked ear was British. you British?

Marsuvees Black, if I were you, I'd simply find a Sugar Ant mound, and honey, and a way to tie him over it. Then I'd find a video camera.

[Blake]

No, I'm taking the ATGWG approach XD

 

That's a wonderful question DMG.

 

But, you are mixed up. The Australians like Ear, not British.

 

Now, they have similar accents, and Australia is, as everyone knows, England #2 until it's name change. Last September. September 12, at 12:17:94 AM to be exact. Courtesy of Icyblue.

 

They eat ear all the time! Notice, they were a colony of criminals.

 

All those ears caused them to revert to cavemen and murderers.

 

And thus, brain damage.

[Sploda]

@Black

You forgot the part where we place his organs in a robotic monkey and trap him in a virtual world with a voice similar to barney's.

[Blake]

Ahhh, yes. That is what I forgot. But he must eat the flesh stew to be ready.

 

Then we will capture Cookie and Sacrifice him so that the Monkey works right.

 

Sacrifice, Sacrifice, Sacrifice.

 

Yes.

[Ikatsui]

I'm scared D:

Don't worry, they wouldn't eat an orange blob

Yay!

[Sploda]

Black we are not so cold hearted.

 

We sacrifice him and then stick his head on the end of a pole.

 

@Ikatsui

I hear that blob taste excellent when covered in Steak sauce.

 

And you've never seen me around Flan soup...

[Blake]

Oh, Ikatsui, YOU will be eating it. Not us.

 

You need to eat it so you may enter your new, awesome monkey body, which has rockets... and Drills.

 

And Creator, yes. We stick his head on a stick.

 

Then, we will Sacrifice Ecchi, while DL is forced to watch.

 

If he tries to glomp, he takes Ecchi's place.

 

Sacrifice, Sacrifice, Sacrifice~