The Chibi Knights! (Farewell, Onemanga, you will be missed)

[Pichu]

because my gf is friggin hot!

[DL]

Well, no one can know your religious unless you show it.

 

But, in all seriousness, we all know your gf isn't a witch DMG, even if you claim to be a 4500 year old vampire.

[Blake]

DL, I meant people, regardless of setting, make these jokes. Besides, I bear my beliefs proudly.

[DL]

I know what you mean. But if you mean local-wise, my point is correct.

 

If you mean all around the world.... you have a point.

[Blake]

I mean all over the world.

[DL]

Then yes, you are right.

 

I, of course, don't mind religious jokes past the point I find it offensive to those who ARE religious.

[Spirit of DMG]

Jessica is a witch, Yaoi-Kun. That much isn't made up, and I explained the 4500 years in the Vampire Club. Neither are lies. She celebrates Beltane, Ostara, Yule, and five I can't remember the names of. I do not find it funny, I don't care what movie its from. I despise the followers of Black Coffin, Catholicism, and Islam. (The latter two for being two-faced, the first for not being two-faced. If that makes no sense, it would if you knew what I did.)

[Blake]

I'm not Catholic, so I'm immune. I bear no ill will towards Wiccans in any way, whatsoever. But you're not gonna tell me shut up for a joke.

[DL]

Well, Maru-kun's beliefs aren't two-faced.

 

 

Anyway, I'd like to remind you people this is a chibi club.

[Spirit of DMG]

Eh. Well, the constitution cuts it both ways, Maru. The first amendment gives you the right to say whatever you want, but the second gives me the right to shoot you for it.

 

So, anyway...just try to tell me this isn't kawaii

 

[Sploda]

@DMG

It isn't kawaii.

 

That wasn't so hard.

[Spirit of DMG]

You're hilarious, Creator. -.-

[Blake]

That is VERY Kawaii! =D

 

And the Constitution gives you the right to a Gun for self-preservation, not shooting me XD

[Fusion X. Denver]

meh not that kawaii

hinata isnt that hot, specially in part 1 :/

tho if it were sakura...:P

[Blake]

Sakura's a flat-chested B****. <. while i do not care for breasts she still looks like a pre-pubescent little girl without them.>

[Spirit of DMG]

meh not that kawaii

hinatasakura isnt that hot' date=' specially in part 1 :/

tho [s']if it were sakura[/s]since its hinata...:P

 

I completely agree with that, Fusion-Sempai

[Blake]

Now see, this is where DMG and I agree XD Sakura sucks, Hinata wins.

 

Lee belongs with Sakura. Here's a joke on why-

Lee can't do anything but Taijutsu

Sakura can't do ANYTHING but Cry. This includes breast growing.

 

See, I like Lee. I hate Sakura.

[Spirit of DMG]

Well, its not that Sakura sucks, and in part 2 she does learn advanced medical ninjutsu, and sub-standard Taijutsu, but still, she's like a 15-y/o Loli. I don't have a problem with that, as most of yo probably know, but still, she's more cute than hot, and I prefer Hinata

[El Make]

You know, Sakura will grow up to have big ones, and here's why:

 

Sasuke, "taught" by Orochimaru: Became a psycho (like Orochimaru)

Naruto, apprenticed to Jiraiya: Became the new Jiraiya.

Sakura, apprenticed to Tsunade who was flat as a child: Growing up, grows a rack.

 

Logic.

 

Yet still, Hinata>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sakura.

[Spirit of DMG]

Well, it was already in Sasuke's blood to be psychotic, not to mention the trauma he took when he was 8. And let's not forget that Naruto came up with the Sexy Jutsu, Harem Jutsu, Plot-no-Jutsu, and Hottie Jutsu.

[Fusion X. Denver]

el make's logic makes most sense

tho i dont get hinata's appeal, sure she's nice and cool, but she hasn't done much except for being pain fodder to unleash 6-tail kyuubi and becoming slightly more admirable after fight with Neji

whereas Naruto and Sakura seem to have developed a closer bond thru shippuden, if Kishi did that with Hinata, then id agree wit u guys

plus, completely forgetting about her for 40+ chapters after the most anticipated moment that NaruHina fangirls were waiting for during the entire series doesnt help convince me any further :/

[El Make]

Sorry Fusion, but Hinata's bond with Naruto is waaaaaay too strong to be cut off by some pink haired girl..... even if that girl has close bonds with Naruto. Besides, Sakura doesn't even feel that way about him.

[DL]

Okay, how about we all agree every female in Naruto sucks except for Anko?

[Fusion X. Denver]

she could come around...Kishi did say shed become more likable this year

tho I'll say, I think after this year it'll be clearer on whether NaruHina or NaruSaku will happen

EDIT: Anko can be a little annoying tho

and u forget 5th Mizukage

[DL]

5th Mizukage... Why the ehck would she be likeable?

 

She's just a Sakura/Tsunade clone.