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「ジュラック・デイノ」

DT07-JP025 Jurac Deino

FIRE/Dinosaur - Tuner/3/1700/800

If this card destroys an opponent's monster by battle, by Releasing 1 "Jurac" monster during the End Phase of that turn, draw 2 cards. This effect can only be used once per turn.

 

 

「ジュラック・ガリム」

DT07-JP026 Jurac Galim

FIRE/Dinosaur - Tuner/2/1200/0

Activate when this card is destroyed by battle and sent to the Graveyard. Your opponent can discard 1 card to negate this card's effect. If they do not discard, destroy the monster that destroyed this card.

 

 

「ジュラック・アウロ」

DT07-JP027 Jurac Aulo

FIRE/Dinosaur - Tuner/1/200/200

Activate by Releasing this card and selecting 1 Level 4 or lower "Jurac" monster in your Graveyard other than "Jurac Aulo". Special Summon the selected monster from the Graveyard.

 

 

「ジュラック・ヘレラ」

DT07-JP028 Jurac Herrera [Rare]

FIRE/Dinosaur - Effect/6/2300/1500

When a Defense Position "Jurac" monster you control other than "Jurac Herrera" is destroyed by battle and sent to the Graveyard, you can Special Summon this card from your hand or the Graveyard.

 

 

The only other ones that I found were these. If this Topic is about Meteor, it sure doesn't restore my faith. I see no changes in it.

 

Unless I missed something.

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Its funny' date=' since Jurak's actually have high ATK Tuners.

 

Nuke -> direct attack -> ??? -> profit?

 

.......Now if only Konami made a Dinosaur Fusion monster that was level 5.

Heck, it could even have 0ATK/DEF, just something to be used with Instant Fusion.

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Tadaa.

 

Yo' date=' Pragtical, i', really happy for you, and i'mma let you finish, but Jurak Meteor is the best Dinosaur-Type Extra Deck card of all time.[i']Of all time![/i]

 

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I've been so lonely girl' date=' I've been so sad and down

Couldn't understand why haters joked around

I wanted to be free with other creatures like me

And now I got my wish, cause i know that I'm a gay fish (gay fish)

 

*Chorus*

(Gay fish Yo) mother fuckin' gay fish

(I'm a fish yo) goin' on a gay fish

(It's alright girl) makin' love to other gay fish

 

*Verse 2*

All those lonely nights at the grocery store

In the frozen fish aisle feelin' like a whore

Cause I wasn't being true

Even though everyone said that I had to make a switch

(Gay fish) now I know that I'm a gay fish (gay fish)

 

*Chorus*

(Gay fish Yo) mother fuckin' gay fish

(I'm a fish yo) Goin' on a gay fish

(Now I'm where i belong girl) makin' love to other gay fish

 

*Verse 3 Rap*

I used to be scared, denying who I was

Acting straight but then going out to the gay fish clubs

Dancing with the Marlins making out with the all the Snappers

I'd take a Salmon home and work that Coddle Fin for hours

But now I'm out and I'm free to love what I want

Be it Yellow Fin or Bass or them trout in Vermont

I slapped that Holland ass, make that Grouper butt shake

I'll come to your house and have an orgy in your motherfuckin' fish tank (fish tank, fish tank)

 

*Chorus*

Mother fuckin' gay fish

(I'm a fish yo) Goin' on a gay fish

(Yeah now I'm where i belong girl) makin' love to other gay fish

 

*Verse 4*

I really get around I'm the slut of the sea

When i say I've got crabs I mean it literally

I was eating dinner and just had to go down on that Mackerel on the dish

Cause I'm the gayest of the gay fish (gay fish)

 

*Chorus*

Mother fuckin' gay fish

(I'm a fish yo) Goin' on a gay fish

Yeah now I'm where i belong girl

 

*Verse 5*

But I gotta settle down I can't be a whore

I ain't gonna just sleep with any fish no more

I've found me a lover, a brother who's a cross-dressing Cod named Trish

And together we are gay fish (gay fish)

 

*Chorus*

(Gay fish yo) motherfuckin' gay fish

(I'm a fish yo) goin' on a gay fish

(Yeah, now I'm where i belong girl) makin' love to other gay fish

(Gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish...)

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Its funny' date=' since Jurak's actually have high ATK Tuners.

 

Nuke -> direct attack -> ??? -> profit?

 

.......Now if only Konami made a Dinosaur Fusion monster that was level 5.

Heck, it could even have 0ATK/DEF, just something to be used with Instant Fusion.

[/quote']

 

PragticalMDP2-EN-C-LE.jpg

 

.....I missed that

I think it might be because Konami keeps leaving him out of all the World Champ games :/

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Its funny' date=' since Jurak's actually have high ATK Tuners.

 

Nuke -> direct attack -> ??? -> profit?

 

.......Now if only Konami made a Dinosaur Fusion monster that was level 5.

Heck, it could even have 0ATK/DEF, just something to be used with Instant Fusion.

[/quote']

 

PragticalMDP2-EN-C-LE.jpg

 

How 'bout this guy?

 

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owait...

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