snake_boy Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 *stops singing and looks at the sword* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compass Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Okay. This is wierd. Hi, Deadly Beauty! *Serving* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. SHINee <3 Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 I quickly chucks down the drinks and start dancing like crazy to 'Blah Blah Blah' By Kesha ft 30h!3 . "Buy me more drinks and you can make me do anything you want if you know what i mean and if you dont just guess" .I say as i pull out some guns and dance around with them then i get a giant pole, tie it into the ground and act like a stripper and do stripper stuff on the pool (I sometimes do that in real life when i am totallllllllllllllllllllly stoned.....that means drunk) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 *Shonen Jumping Guy jumps inside* W00T! Time to D.J. *buys Deadly Beauty WAY to much drinks* here. *starts to D.J.* Yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. SHINee <3 Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 I chuck down the drinks too fast and i keep dancing on the table untkil i finaly get sick from all the alochol i puke into a nearby bucket and i wash my mouth out..........with alcohol :--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 *stops D.J.ing* I laughed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. SHINee <3 Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 "You are so like mean now put on some fist pumping music and let me call all my italian girl's" I say as i pull out my phone and the bar is flooded by italian women that are all tan and skinny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Ugh fine *starts playing epic music* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Shadow Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 CONDUCTING COMBAT PHASE ggg>AttackMagicItemGive Up ATTACK MENU>Slice[/font] TARGET>Tonberry Asassin (Royal Tonberry Army) AFTER-ACTIONmovedefend>wait Tonberry Asassin (R.T.A.) 9999 due to really, really, really, low level. CONFLICT RESOLVEDmedal: "Protect Barkeeper" earned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compass Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Guess what? I have no clue what any of Shadow's stuff was! Yay for me! So...Deadly Beauty, I need to test how much of your blood is achohol. *Stabs her repeatedly with a serum* Ah...let's see...the blood is...100% pure freaking achohol. I think that's a record! And why are there suddenly so many parties here from west of the border? AAH! Where's Horo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 *snaps fingers as Kain and thousands of beers appear* time to et soo drunk *drinks all of them* ugh. *tests how much blood is alcohol* HOLY $H17 ON A @#(KING SANDWICH it is *reads it out loud* 101% I believe a partay is in order... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. SHINee <3 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 "101% please i drank all of that in lunch" .I say as i drink 15 bottles of tequila and stab myself to see how much alcohol is in me........and blood mixed with alcohol is mixed in with it. "WOW i am pure alcohol" .I say smiling with a happy face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 *snaps finger* Now you have no alcohol in your system... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gascan Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Could I get a quart of grease for the chaingun on my roof? For me...Dr. Pepper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord JZ of the Enigma Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 My lord....so this is what people do now a days...get drunk off their circulatory system....me too please...I'm having troubles.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 DON'T DO IT! IT IS OBVIOUSLY A TRAP! *snaps fingers* Here moar drinks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Shadow Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 This is what that battle thing was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 I say it's a virus *snaps fingers* now it is :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Shadow Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 ACTIVATING ESCORT MODE...PREP:ESCORT/COMBAT MODE ACTIVATED. ACTIVATE COMMAND MENU>WAITENEMY DETECTED. ACTIVATNG COMMAND MENU... DONE. ATTACKITEM>DEFENDFLEE (CANNOT BE ACCESSED) SELF>MAIN OBJECTIVE choose operation of defenseATTACK ALL ENEMIES AROUND OBJECTIVE>ATTACK ENEMIESATTACKITEMDEFENDFLEE (UNABLE TO ACCESS)>LOCATE ENEMY LOCATING AND SCANNING... 20%] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compass Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Okay...I don't get it. At JZ: Aw, what is it? In old movies, guys always tell the bartender their sad story, and they always make it right^.^ SOmething to do with the other party that runs this bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horologia Posted January 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Pehh... also drunken tonight! (damned late where i am!)Free drinks for everyone! So, free drinks for everyone, and thank you verry much for your help compass ^^ This bar would be dead whithout you ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord JZ of the Enigma Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 just a lil compass.....just a lil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legokun Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Hey, Horologia, i can have job at the Bar?i have been waiting for a response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. SHINee <3 Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 "IM DONW WITH THIS BAR.............im stealin your alcohol" .I say as i chug all of the alcohol in the bar and then i pass out onto the bar table with half of my shirt ripped off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikatsui Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 *walks up to bar*Bloody Mary pleaseand Deadly Beauty is scheduled to die today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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