SmallieBigs Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 I would like some red wine and some water with some melted sword drizzled in the water please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 *Looks around* I order normally. *Snaps fingers and a goblet, and drinks worm sludge out of it* Well, I ORDER normally, AHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compass Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Well, what is sexy? Or....* Drizzles blood to spell the word on a plate* Perfect! Ta da!!!!FOr the wine and sword water...*Takes out a blue sword* Excalibur, aged 456 B.C. Perfect. *Whipps out flamethrower, melts sword into cup.* Here. WIne...Uh, here. That wasn't as fun as melting the sword... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Mmmmmm *drinks wine* yes that was awesome sauce *throws up all over ground* okay, okay... *throws up again* okay I have got to drink this *throws up all over the ground again* okay, this going to be all good time to drink *throws up all over Black* woops *drinks sword water* mmmm *throws up blood all over* ugh *dies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 *Looks at Trenchcoat covered in vomit. Then looks at Dead Daily News* YOu son of a-... *Snaps left hand, and Daily News revives, Snaps right hand and the Black is clean. Claps, and he has a revolver* *Points it at Daily News* Any last words, baby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 *vomits all over Black again* no not really just that revolver looks old. Also please remember this I have witnesses if you kill me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 *Snaps and everyone else sees him kick Daily News out the door, rather than kill him* And I am a Master of illusions. *Claps and he is completely clean.* And magic. *Warps away to avoid vomit* Now, any OTHER last words? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Just to remind you Azrael is my father so you might want to think again... *coughs blood* you should try some of that sword water it's pretty gross *vomits showers of blood* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 ... Think again, huh? Fine... have it your way, Daily-boy. *Shoots him in the arm* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 *arm falls off* ouch that hrt *picks up arm and violently shoves it to the stub that is his shoulder* good *limp arm starts to fall down a bit* I guess I have to tag out with Mitarashi for now *turns into a samurai* that's better =] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 ... Are you ALSO a Drunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 ummmm maybe *pulls out sword then starts randomly waving it back and forth trying to freak out Black* yeah look at that a sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 *Flat expression, then snaps and has a sword that looks like Excalibur* Yeah, look, that's Excalibur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 I need a drink maybe I should switch out with Kain.K: Hey let me in here *jumps out of Mitarashi's skin* hmmmm a bar. I would like some blood, coke, heroine some cocaine and a nuclear bomb... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortoise Kyle Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 I do beleive you don't have pure Chocolate cake extract by the bottle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compass Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Hm...Pure chocolate cake...Here! And we don't have drugs, but here's the coke! And neuclar bomb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horologia Posted January 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 WHAT?! We got a nuke inside here?!? UAAAAH!*jumping under next desk* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex DeLarge Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 don't worry about the bomb, i've called S.W.A.T, they should be over any minute with an expert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 I don't want the bomb anymore *eats bomb* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 ... I'm going to take the eyes of the next person to bring a bomb in here.... that's right, I collect eyes ((He's a pretty F*cked up character o.o)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex DeLarge Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 ah sh*t, it's okay S.W.A.T guys, he just ate the bomb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classic Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 *walks into bar* *looks at menu while sitting and thinking 'ok 10 dollars for the express rush of drinks which is one of every non blood injected drink.'* Hey do you have the Express rush left? IF so i will take 1000 for 10 grand *holds out money* If not mill wait and hit me with a barrel of whiskey if you have that left..... *Looks at guy with bomb in his gut* Oh great...... Aw $hit swat *covers face* (XD) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 *Kain walks out and goes back in time cause he is a pretty cool vampire and steals the A-Bomb that was meant to bomb Hiroshima and brings it back into the bar* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 ... That's it! *Rips Kain's eyes out and puts them in his trenchoat pocket.* Now for the bomb. *Smacks thee bomb and it goes back to whence it came* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 *Kain starts convulsing on the ground like Grandpa Simpson did in the Simpsons Movie and dies* Hey look I'm back! *Mitarashi jumps out with his sword* yayz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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